Girlfriend of a year, who I thought I'd marry someday, broke up with me and I'm losing my hair faster than I can say erectile dysfunction. I also have the body of a pubescent 12 year old, despite being 37, and am in the process of reenacting the movie Grandma's Boy. Do your worst you pit of vipers!4yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/RoastMe
June isn't the time for holiday cheer, but I couldn't wait until the end of the year3yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/OTMemes
How exactly I managed to avoid ever getting laid in high school is a mystery which still eludes me to this day5yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/blunderyears
When you have a family of six, but still want to feel the wind blowing through your hair like Fabio's1yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/AwesomeCarMods
The Pacific Northwest if the ice caps melted and the sea level rose 218 feet9mo ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/Washington
My only connection to this girl is we had a math class together in 8th grade, way back in '96. Despite switching schools the next year, we've been in and out of each other's lives since and are finally settling down together. Life, uh, finds a way :P3yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
In Back to the Future: Part 3, Doc Brown names his kids Jules and Verne, after Jules Verne, who wrote nothing about time travel in his works. The science fiction author he was thinking of was H.G. Wells, who wrote The Time Machine.1yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
It's hot enough in Phoenix, AZ to bust open canned drinks in your car apparently9mo ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Technically this is from a few weeks after we met on Tinder, but am I doing this right?2yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/Tinder
Are the new Alan Lee paintings found within the Folio Society edition of Lord of the Rings found in any other publications, or are they exclusive to it?1yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/tolkienbooks
Oddly enough, this dog at the shelter I volunteer at hates men, but loves me. Just like that lesbian I used to work with...2yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
With only 200 gigabytes of storage, this is my optimal selection of games that run at least 30 FPS for Intel HD 620 Kaby Lake integrated graphics4yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/lowspecgamer
Thanks to paperclips and science, this giraffe can once again stand with his giraffe friends after losing his rear limbs in a horrific Chihuahua chewing attack3yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/funny
A day may come when we don't clear our plates, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when my hunger fails, but it is not this day!3yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/lotrmemes
Apparently Blackwell's isn't always the most trusted shipper. Hopefully getting a replacement isn't too much of a pain1yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/tolkienbooks
Finally decided on the optimal selection of low spec games for my Lenovo Yoga 720 with an Intel HD 620 & 212GB SSD4yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/lowspecgamer
When you have a family of six, but still want to feel the wind blowing through your hair like Fabio's1yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/IdiotsInCars
This gas station I stopped at in Arizona had a competitive urinal gaming system, albeit with joy killing privacy dividers3yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
This mosquito! I have massive man hands bigger than Trump's, just for scale...1yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/AbsoluteUnits
2003, 20-year-old me, socks and sandals and no muscles, while home on leave after join-ing the mili-tar-y. No, I'm not a rap God or anything, sometimes I just like to spit rhymes. Also, I believe I was still technically a virgin at this point in my life...3yr ⋅ EJRose83 ⋅ r/blunderyears