In Goblet of Fire 18 year old international sports star Viktor Krum romances a 14 year old Hermione Granger. Wait wait, that can't be right....(checks book)...yup, 18 and 14. <<shudder>>5mo ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
My son really wanted this on his bedroom wall, but I am terrible at drawing. So I checked out a digital projector from the library, and basically turned the picture into a paint-by-number.1yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/calvinandhobbes
One of the orangutans at my zoo recently had a baby. Here he is in all his glory.2yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingDerps
Sorry if you were affected by last night's sonic boom. I high-fived The Todd from Scrubs while dressed as The Todd.7yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/pics
I cleaned all my car's windows while pumping gas. When I put the squeegee back, a dirty diaper rose to the top of the cleaning solution.3mo ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
In fact, everybody currently logged into this sub is an honorary Globetrotter!1yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/futurama
Say what you will about Michael Scott, but he would never do that...1yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
In The Truman Show, the production company is paying Truman's wife to have sex with him. Truman is unwittingly having sex with a prostitute.2yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In case anyone is curious about what Calvin's Natural History Museum looks like, this is the outside of Cleveland's museum, where Bill Watterson is from10mo ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/calvinandhobbes
Calvin destroying a city, next to a picture of downtown Chagrin Falls, Ohio where Watterson grew up3yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/calvinandhobbes
People love to hate Umbridge, but damned if I didn't hate Aunt Marge for every second of the 3 minutes of screen time she gets.4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/harrypotter
If it’s all a hive mind, and Dart didn’t eat Dustin, that means that Vecna has a sweet spot for Dustin.1yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/StrangerThings
Doctors: For COVID-19, just wash your hands and stay home if you feel ill. Everyone:4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/gifs
In Scream (1996), the Janitor is named Fred, and wears the same outfit as Freddy Krueger from A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984). Both movies are directed by Wes Craven (Bonus: Fred is played by Wes Craven).3yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/MovieDetails
That's a very nice jig, Kearney. Isn't dancing much more fun than bullying?3yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Found by Neil Armstrong while metal detecting a field in Ger-moon-y (1969)2yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
I work in a windowless office in the basement. They just installed black ceiling tiles to help see the computer screen better.2yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
My dad said if you don't take it, it's going to the curb then proceeded to tell me how easy it is to care for. Apologies in advance, poor plant...2mo ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/houseplants
Sir, there's an unruly mob to see you. Does it have an appointment? Uh....yes it does.3yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm also surrounded by assholes! Let me tell you about this guy Admiral Ozzel...6yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
But Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet! Look at him! He's going to do something, and you know it's going to be good...3yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
In Jurassic Park (1993) the one big pile of shit isn't actually triceratops poop. It's made of mud, straw, and clay, and smeared with honey to attract flies. The producers were unable to find real triceratops poop as the dinosaur had gone extinct some 66 million year prior to the movie's filming.2yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Now, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as The process of removing weeds from one's garden.4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
In Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban after Hermione says that Lupin is a werewolf, Ron replies Where wolf? Even though Hermione is very clearly pointing 'there wolf'.2yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
I desperately want a 1970's style buddy cop movie with Mace and Jar Jar1yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/PrequelMemes
I can feel your anger. It makes you stronger, gives you focus...2yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/PrequelMemes
Every August when your feed is nothing but people posting going back to school pictures of their kids.1yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Do I include the pole as part of the traffic light? Is the curb part of the crosswalk? <<Screams>>2yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/futurama
Adam Sandler, Brendan Fraser, and Steve Buscemi in Airheads (1994)2yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
This watch, found in the rubble of Hiroshima, showing the exact time of the bomb’s detonation.5yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Who would have thought that some crass bar talk would lead to the destruction of our great Death Star?6yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/EmpireDidNothingWrong
Easily the best Kelso line. You think he's going to be empathetic, then zing!4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/Scrubs
I know we are all excited for Friday, but let's cool it with the spoilers since some of us won't be able to watch until after work.2yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/PrequelMemes
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.6yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My tattoo! (I gave them snorkels because I love scuba diving)2mo ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/calvinandhobbes
You there! Fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste!2yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced 1 kick 10,000 times.4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/harrypotter
My dad became an avid birder after retiring. He just sent me this pic he took of a peregrine falcon eating a sea gull (taken in Cleveland).5yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/natureismetal
Let's see, Social Security Number. Naught-naught-naught. Naught-naught. Naught-naught-naught.....two. Damn Roosevelt!2yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until you're older, son.4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It's international sloth day! Here's a picture of an adorable baby sloth to help you celebrate.7yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/aww
When I was a kid, I found this scene mildly amusing. Now that I'm an adult with 2 kids, I find it's probably the most real part of the entire show.4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you’ve selected?1yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/seinfeld
This guy's carry-on is somehow OK, but my nail clippers are deemed highly dangerous.7yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/pics
When I watched Mars Attacks as a kid, I never really understood grandma's glee at congress getting blown up, but now it makes total sense1yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
This Veterans Day, don't just honor the men and women who serve. Honor all that serve.7yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/pics
Oh, no, the corn! Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke... (I think of this scene every time I see Newman's own brand stuff in the store)4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, that was a big bust. Is he REALLY the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?3yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I got a request to put Calvin into the real picture of Chagrin Falls, Ohio (the city where Watterson grew up, on the back cover of The Essential Calvin and Hobbes)3yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/calvinandhobbes
We got another postcard from your father! How many of these is he going to send me?4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer, and drug dealer.....keeper awayer.2yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey, Bart, summer's almost here! Which kind of sprinkler do you like? The one that goes like this: Ssss...Ffff...Ssss...Ffff? Of the one that goes like this Ffft-ffft-ffft-ffft?4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Don't get me wrong, I love Thrawn, but he did look ridiculous in that hat1yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/PrequelMemes
Wait a minute: Bart's teacher is named Krabappel?!? I've been calling her Crandall! Why didn't someone tell me? Aww, I've been making an idiot out of myself!3yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You ain't so big! Me and him are gonna whack-a you in Labonza!10mo ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Of course we can make things more challenging, Lisa. But then the stupider students would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The only good part about the sun setting so early after daylight saving's time.4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/futurama
Son, this is a tradition. You start building a balloon for every flash in the pan cartoon character, you’ll turn the parade into a farce!4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I set out to make the stupidest meme possible. I believe I've achieved that.4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/lotrmemes
For all you '90's kids out there, ever wonder how the talking dinosaurs from the show Dinosaurs came to be?6yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/funny
Tell me how my stocks did yesterday. Uhhh...They all won. What about my options? You can either get up or go back to sleep.4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My take on Michelangelo's Creation of Adam: I present to you The Creation of Sea-men5yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/scuba
Are you the Beer Baron? If you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ilty as char-didilly-arged!5yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
On my last day in Japan, I accidentally came across a young couple during an engagement session, and ended up with one of my favorite pics of the trip. I hope this finds its way to them.7yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/pics
A marine iguana and sea lion in the Galapagos (sorry for the poor quality, there was tons of surge and they were both moving quickly)5yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/scuba
I was watching! I saw the whole thing: First, it started falling over. Then, it fell over.6yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
As much of a dumpster fire as season 8 was, I did like Sansa's ending where she went back to Winterfell and started an 80s pop rock band.4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/freefolk
Hello. I am not interested in buying the house but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items, and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels!3yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Krusty, this is America. We don't send our celebrities to jail. We're just going to garnish your salary.4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I got this out of the library weeks ago for a bit of light reading...3yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/harrypotter
In honor of World Turtle Day, here's a friendly turtle I met in the Maldives last week7yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/pics
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over 50. And if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called....The bus that couldn't slow down.4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I've been so bored since we moved here I found myself drinking a glass of wine every day. I know doctors say you should drink a glass and a half, but I just can't drink that much! (My favorite Marge line)4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I've spent the last 2 days sitting on bags of frozen peas....2yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/lotrmemes
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a vampire. Beer kills brain cells. Now, let's go back to that....building thingy....where are bed and TV....is.4yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Homer Simpson, you're under arrest for the murders of Moe Szyslak and Apu Nahasa...pasa......uh, just Moe.6yr ⋅ DuffManSzALotAThings ⋅ r/TheSimpsons