My wife is finally pregnant and doesn’t want to drink these anymore. What do you suppose will happen to me if I drink them instead?1yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/funny
My coworker just told me that the way I rest my hand on my keyboard totally gives away what I do with my free time. I look down and sure enough!2yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/gaming
Got into my first house, decided to decorate with the first thought that went through my mind as the down payment left my bank account2yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
My frugal wife isn't even pregnant, but she's not about to turn down hand-me-downs from her sister.2yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/Frugal
When I thought my buddy polished off all the Oreos in one sitting so I said way to go fatass but it was actually his wife7yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I stopped sweeping up the birdseed that fell from the feeder and now I have sunflowers2yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
My buddy had a set sent to the office and he has to tell our office manager that it is in fact not a gift for underprivileged children2yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/lego
Remember that time we shot a family of genetically modified, hyper intelligent raptors into space to colonize a planet?4yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/wow
I don't have any consoles, so I guess that about wraps it up until Elden Ring!2yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/darksouls3
You ever no-life a game so hard that you don't know how to spend your free time when it's over?3yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/tales
I haven’t played wow in a few years, what is going to happen in this episode of Bluey?4mo ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/wow
Any recommendations for things to fill the empty shelves on my nerd wall?1mo ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/battlestations
Why ask me if I’m a passenger if it’s going to restrict gameplay anyway? I just watched helplessly as my wife drove past like 20 nodes8mo ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/MonsterHunterNowHub
I already have a 3070 and my name popped in the EVGA queue, so I thought I'd offer it to people in my circle. Sister-in-law with the iron willpower3yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/pcmasterrace
My girlfriend is really against birth control, so we only use condoms. This has been my mindset for more than a year.11yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This raid bug is such a bummer. I’m afraid to use anything besides the free daily.9mo ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/pokemongo
Worth pulling the trigger from AliExpress? Worth picking 128GB for $51.87?7mo ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/MiyooMini
My frugal wife isn't even pregnant, but she's not about to turn down hand-me-downs from her sister.2yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/funny
Wrapped up Sekiro today, and with that, all FromSoftware titles for PC are 100% complete. See y'all in Elden Ring.2yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/Sekiro
My wife bought a new bed set, but not to worry! She got me a manly pillow to indicate which side of the bed is mine3yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/funny
What is the best way to be notified about these sales? I would have snatched all of these up in a second if I knew about it.2yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/ffxiv
this is my little man, Buddy. he was born with a disease that essentially caused him to waste away, both internally and externally. he was only able to experience life for a few months. rest in peace little man, I love you.11yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/pics
[REQUEST] does anyone know what set this guy has? I want it!10yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/Transmogrification
I only needed one more boss for the meta, but I decided to make a few people happy tonight.10yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/wow
My girlfriend knows I worry because we only use one form of birth control, being condoms. She pulled this one out of her ass today.11yr ⋅ captainangus ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals