my bro said there’s too much onion in my pico. i told him to make it himfuckingself next time and punched him. 2mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/OnionLovers
your cat is involved in a scandal. what picture are tabloids going to use for the front page?3mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/cats
there’s a new cat dating app called “meowmeets” (not really). show me your cat’s profile pic. 2mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/cats
have you ever made mushroom soup for a cat? no? well neither have i but fatboy over here thinks he’s getting some.3mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/Chonkers
he’s always giving me this dumbass look. “why haven’t you fed me in the last 45min?”6mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/standardissuecat
just woke up and my bro tells me there’s some eggs if i want them. 3mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
i pet this lardass about 10min prior to taking the pic and you can still see my fingerprints.7mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/Chonkers
which single episode do you think had the highest number of quotable lines?6mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
why didn’t anyone tell me remote control holders were so expensive to feed?6mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/Chonkers
tubbins mc dumdum over here climbed on top of the cat tree knowing he can’t get down on his own.6mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/Chonkers
i just walked in on this guy trying to break into that container of dog food. he’s on a diet. burn him a little.5mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
i was having a really weird dream and i kicked this guy in my sleep. roast me i guess.4mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
it’s 4:04am and this is a mozzarella stick wrapped in salami and dipped in dijon.2wk ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/stonerfood
this is baxter. people have been suggesting i post him here. he’s a big dork.6mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/kittykankles
anyone else’s brain kinda twitch when you see someone reheating pizza in the microwave?6mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/castiron
so, i cut a piece of tape on a bag of coffee beans yesterday and it’s been bugging me ever since. am i good with a little stropping or is this gonna require more serious attention?5mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/knifeclub
big nose was talking about posting some of his paintings yesterday. i had never seen one so i looked for one to goof on...i mean, i can’t do that.1mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/howardstern
my apologies if this violates a rule, but i feel like this belongs here.4mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/PizzaCrimes
people keep telling me that these are burritos. i’m a burrito denier. 3wk ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/tacos
my family looks at me funny when i sit down to eat with more than one sauce6mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/spicy
what do you think simon does with all that product they’re probably sending him? flipping it on ebay or is he rockin’ two cantaloupes with full heads of hair in the back of those trousers?4mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/SimonWhistler
i’m gonna do sausage and potatoes with one of these packages. what should i do with the other one?5mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/WhatShouldICook
just pulled this pork loin out of the freezer. don’t have any plans for it yet. gimmie some ideas.4mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/meat
any tips on reattaching that seal or do i need to buy the replacement kit?4mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/KamadoJoe
it’s 2:27am. i need to cut this into a few chops and a roast but it’s still mostly frozen. what’s my best bet?bread knife? sawsall?5d ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/meat
just pulled this pork loin out of the freezer. i have no plan for it yet. gimmie some ideas.4mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/WhatShouldICook