My son, he had just come home from the hospital, on that good gabapentin7mo ⋅ sideways-squid ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
This joker just sneezed in my ice cream. He deserves a good roasting!3mo ⋅ RepresentativeDay644 ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
Roast this stupid idiot, he doesn't have teeth and his name is Tenderloin4mo ⋅ EthanWTyrion528 ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
Do your damage. My bitch-ass cat got into the garbage today (but I still love the little dork). 🖤7mo ⋅ LittleKat91 ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
i just walked in on this guy trying to break into that container of dog food. he’s on a diet. burn him a little.4mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
Please roast my living fossil cat, Frankie. I'd love to hear what creative insults you guys can make up for my lad. Might even use one as a new nickname!7mo ⋅ RetroBikezArt ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
This is KittyBad500. She sits on my papers when I need them. Roast please.3mo ⋅ Interesting_Buy_1664 ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
This is Shadow. He’s basically dog software running on cat hardware. He seems to think he owns the place. Take this lil’ shit down a peg or two.2yr ⋅ P0TAT0O0 ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
Einy with his fur in my water after helping himself to a few sips. Pls roast5mo ⋅ Tasty_Phone9580 ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
I brought home some Hello Kitty stuffies and now my cat looks like a ladies’ man. Please roast him.2yr ⋅ frappeyourmom ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
i was having a really weird dream and i kicked this guy in my sleep. roast me i guess.4mo ⋅ callmestinkingwind ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
This big eared bitch hid in my boys room the entire time Uncle Shawn was here for Thanksgiving, Roast his ass6mo ⋅ Tasty_Phone9580 ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
This is my grandparents cat. She doesn’t like me and I’m salty, roast her.5mo ⋅ superjackalope ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
This is Reno. He's the clumsiest cat I've ever owned, and I'm convinced this his last two brain cells are in a perpetual death match for third place. I don't know how he navigates the challenge of simply existing. Let him have it.5mo ⋅ clickclackcat ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
She took a dump in her litterbox TWO MINUTES after I scooped it. Roast her.1mo ⋅ smittykins66 ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
My sweet boy has a neurologic disorder but he’s still mama’s handsome boy4mo ⋅ forestnymphgypsy ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
Roast her. She deserves it. That box is too small for her and she knows it.6mo ⋅ FaithlessnessNew6532 ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
Nelson woke me up at 2 am standing on my chest and headbutting me in the face. Roast him1mo ⋅ fiendishthingysaurus ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
Charles doesn't behave at the vet. Charles needs to be sedated for a simple vet visit. Charles sat in this position for 3 hours after coming home from the vet.3yr ⋅ mikehimself29 ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
Black cat 9 lives, short days long nights. Living on the edge not afraid to die. Roast him.4mo ⋅ darqueau ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
Roast my sweet but lazy ass chonkosaurus. She sleeps all day in one spot for hours7mo ⋅ Shadow-Floof ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
He's very sweet, very cuddly, watching TV with us... he deserves it roast em4mo ⋅ Bishopm444 ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
His name is Silver and he's smelly and stinky and is a big baby at times. Roast his ass6mo ⋅ poolballno7 ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
This is Henry. I'm told that possums are wild animals, not pets... but I kinda want to keep him. Is that wrong?3yr ⋅ -kuchipatchi- ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
need to come up with a thousand bucks so this brat can have his teeth pulled. put him in his place.5mo ⋅ bromanjc ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
This is Mr. Bobinsky he brought ring worm into our family. Please roast him.1yr ⋅ Its_yaboiJosh47 ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
please roast my son jinx, he’s too confident and needs to be humbled6mo ⋅ Specialist-Clerk8321 ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
This is Chairman meow, he likes leaving mice around the house, roast him.2yr ⋅ Fremchtoast59 ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
This is my clingy, dumb, overweight mama’s boy Turnip. Roast him?1yr ⋅ scream4thesunlight ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
This little attention goblin is Nebula. I had to mute myself in my teams meeting since she was screaming for attention for all 45 minutes of it. Roast her.3yr ⋅ BalogneSam ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
We thought she was sick because she kept hiding under the bed, turns out she just didn’t like that the house was slightly cooler. Now she’ll only sit on her little heated blanket, otherwise she gets irritated. Please roast this princess to help keep her warm.1yr ⋅ Bye_kye ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
My name is Ruby and I am furious with my parents for giving me this weird hat2yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
This is Espresso. He's only 6 months old yet he can open doors, cabinets and destroyed everything I have. plus he likes to bite.1yr ⋅ ibra-exe ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
He keeps raiding my drawers and stealing my socks. Please roast him.2wk ⋅ TrashPanda_049 ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
Her stress caused constipation made me give quarter of my salary to the vet day after i got it. Roast her ass for it.2yr ⋅ Benji_isik ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
Her nickname is Miss Kitty but her real name is Amanda Blake please roast her 2mo ⋅ Traditional_Math5486 ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
Here’s Mabel, who turned out to be pregnant at her spay appointment. Roast her.5yr ⋅ incurable-humanist ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
This is Pippin, he thinks he's hella cute with his big eyes and jackhammer-like purring. Show him the opposite!1yr ⋅ andeladrd ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
This little idiot drank water so fast she puked like a fountain. Give her the roast she deserves.2yr ⋅ CyrusTheCray ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
Potato won’t stop farting on everyone. Needs a good roasting to straighten him out.3mo ⋅ Low_Use2937 ⋅ r/RoastMyCat
Roast this bagel stealing asshole. Look at that smug bastard. Just look at him.5yr ⋅ beansorcist ⋅ r/RoastMyCat