I just want you to know I could kill you. But I won't. Have a good one.6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/BetterEveryLoop
Nintendo's reaction to everyone drawing pictures of a sexualized combination of Bowser and Princess Peach while their company stock goes up6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I'm bored and looking through old Facebook messages when I see the last message I sent my ex wife two years ago...and then proceed to accidentally send her a thumbs up.6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/reactiongifs
In Ratatouille, Chef Skinner is angry at Linguini's success. But Skinner is also getting some media attention; there's an article about him jumping into the Seine River.6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/MovieDetails
There's no escape. They're not going anywhere for the next 12 hours at least.6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/tumblr
MRW we go river tubing and my wife's friend spends the entire time face down in her tube so her ass is always in the air7yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Whoa there partner. Take your mouse cursor off that Battlefront 2 purchase button and do it slowly. You know EA is just going to just bring back microtransactions, right? Get Skyrim for the Switch, instead. It'll be the last time you buy it. I promise.7yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/Gamingcirclejerk
Guy gets face of girl he likes tattooed on him. she has a boyfriend. (x-post /r/niceguys)7yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/sadcringe
This is my go to image when an Valiant Vet or Badass Boot start ranting on Facebook6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/JustBootThings
Someone gets very defensive when he makes a joke and receives pushback.6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/cringepics
#justneckbeardthings: Compiling a list of League of Legends characters, sorting them by thigh gap size and getting hundreds of upvotes.7yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
DoG oWnErs coNStrUCt horRiBle dEViCe to ToRtURE pooR aNImAL!!!6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/PeopleFuckingDying
[MEME] MRW I'm transferring custody of a guy I arrested over to another police force and they're searching him before they lodge him into cells7yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/ProtectAndServe
[MEME] When I, as an MP, arrest a service member for choking out his girlfriend and he calls me a fucking blade.6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/ProtectAndServe
Right now I'm Calvin in this comic. Just replace liking homework with liking all this snow in early spring.6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/calvinandhobbes
My great-grandfather posing in his uniform in 1918. He fought for Canada in WW1, was blown up twice and suffered in a gas attack. He lived until his 80s and was a complete badass.6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
MRW at the gym and I hit the 'next' button on my phone in the middle of a song by accident...and it switches to a better song6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/reactiongifs
B R A V E G A M E R GOES UNDERCOVER AND TRANSCRIBES CONVERSATION BETWEEN DEVELOPERS6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/Gamingcirclejerk
MRW when Mercy resurrects me and I get myself killed immediately afterwards.6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/Overwatchmemes
I feel like he's on the cusp of it. Juussst a nudge and he may become aware.6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/SelfAwarewolves
A guy on Okcupid doesn't think a woman can type as fast as she claims and calls her out on it. Doesn't go like he expected.6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/cringepics
I made a meme to show a bit of a double standard with these incel people...7yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/IncelTears
I was such a fucking neckbeard nine years ago. Thanks for the reminder, Facebook.6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
MRW at the gym and I hit the 'next' button on my ipod in the middle of a song by accident...and it switches to a better song8yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
In Monsters University, Sully's answer on the final question of his test reflects how he tries to get by on natural ability, rather than hard work and study.6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/MovieDetails
If that whore Bowsette can get thousands of upvotes, how many can Geroldoette get?!6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/Gamingcirclejerk
[MEME] MRW when I, an MP, arrest someone who tries to pull rank on me.6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/ProtectAndServe
MRW I'm bored and looking through old Facebook messages when I see the last message I sent my ex wife two years ago...and then proceed to accidentally send her a thumbs up.8yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
[Meme] MRW I pull someone over with bumper stickers that read PROUD INFIDEL AND Isis hunting permit.6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/ProtectAndServe
This is easily my favourite strip. It *never* fails to make me laugh every time I read it.6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/calvinandhobbes
BACK IN MY DAY, ASTRONAUTS WERE MADE OF TOUGHER STUFF, I TELL YOU WHAT6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/lewronggeneration
Contacting a woman on okcupid to tell her you think she's lying about her typing speed and challenging her: #justneckbeardthings6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
u losers at /r/gamingcirclejerk need to understand this lol get rekt XD6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/Gamingcirclejerk
Old man Doc! He's my parents dog and he's 12. He has the best smile and attitude I have ever seen in a pup.6yr ⋅ banana__phone ⋅ r/OldManDog