When people with pets refer to themselves as mommy and daddy it really weirds me out7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Aquaman is perhaps the most cliched capeshit I have ever seen, especially the music5yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
>THOROUGHLY wash balls and taint with soap >rub balls 20 minutes later >hand smells like balls >wtf5yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Honestly I think I've only seen white people with down syndrome maybe we just have kids later or I have face blindness?3yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Edward II died when a red hot poker was shove up his bum, which I feel is an appropriate way to go for other poofs as well5yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
one of the places I applied to scheduled a phone interview for 8 am. DAE work is slavery ???5yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/wsgy
Turns out I'm not becoming a weeb I've just been watching too many Japanese cooking videos3yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
if this post gets 20 upvotes I'm going to retrieve bin laden's decayed corpse and record myself skullfucking it8yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/wsgy
friend told a girl I thought she was cute, she said “she didn’t like me like that” which means I’ve ruined a perfectly good friendship by being an easily attached sperg. I am now going to go listen to American Football and think about the time when I did not do this4yr ⋅ Dolancrewrules ⋅ r/wsgy
this is a benjamin franklin appreciation thread. what are the best stories about him3yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
grandpa’s brain does this weird thing where he adds one more to stuff (saying there’s 4 bathrooms when there’s 3, saying there’s three teams playing a basketball game) and he’s recently started thinking there’s two of me. the other one is named erik. we don’t know where he came up with that name.3yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
I discovered the transgender brony community on reddit the other day and it has been difficult to sleep since then because I'm still chuckling about it9yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Going vegan makes your peener look bigger. I saw it on Twitter so you know it's true6yr ⋅ amygrilling ⋅ r/wsgy
tfw you’ll never find a suitcase full of nonconsecutive, untraceable, €500 bills5yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
You never listen to anything I say! after apologizing profusely for not speaking or understanding Japanese6yr ⋅ amygrilling ⋅ r/wsgy
I went to a casino with 2 WSGY folk recently. The 2 people that attended feel free to tag yourselfs in this post. Not sure if you want that info out there. Anyway I don't really like casinos. It just makes me feel sad. I just people watched while drinking chocolate milk. It was fun.3yr ⋅ hollybooty ⋅ r/wsgy
u ever watch something shitty on netflix or youtube and think oh man my recommendations are gonna suck now and then they do?6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
17 years ago, my son created the twin towers out of Legos and crashed a toy plane into them. Never forget6yr ⋅ amygrilling ⋅ r/wsgy
What was your favorite childhood movie and why haven't you watched it recently?4yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
This impeachment stuff has me interested in reading the news for the first time in like 5 years4yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Fahrenheit isn't completely arbitrary like some eurocucks believe. 0° is the temperature of ice in a saturated saltwater solution and 100° is body temperature, at least when measured with shitty 18th century thermometers7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Just discovered a security tag on one of my new pairs of pants, but the store I bought them from no longer exists6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Upvote this post if you like girls. If you don't then you should take this opportunity to end your life9yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Lil cousin is graduating high school. Her brother's ceremony took 3 fuckin hours so wish me luck6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Ritz cheddar toasted chips are the best cheez crackers in existence and anyone who disagrees is a retard6yr ⋅ amygrilling ⋅ r/wsgy
What a world this is where you can't ask women if you can jerk off in front of them without a bunch of New York Jews writing about it smh7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Wsgy.TV reality show, kind of a mix between big brother and America's got talent, one house, 2 tribes, and a whole lotta Gary6yr ⋅ q7t1 ⋅ r/wsgy
Day 1 of new job: browsing reddit and twitter, waiting for FedEx to deliver my laptop, scheduling mid work day haircuts6yr ⋅ amygrilling ⋅ r/wsgy
Eating 2 pounds of wilted kale with lemon and olive oil for lunch and blowing it all out of your colon for dessert6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
btw pookie you can't get AIDS from cannibalism unless you don't cook them and have an active upper GI lesion so munch munch baby6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
gary takes another sip. he looks at the 5 year chip and smiles sadly. gary finishes the drink.5yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
How much do I have to drink, and how many pills to I have to take to get to bruse tier?4yr ⋅ Kellerbier ⋅ r/wsgy
Celebrity worship is stupid btw here are 6 links about Muhammad Ali being dead -reddit8yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Has vice always been fucking garbage and I'm just now mature enough to notice how terrible it is, or was there an actual decline in quality.5yr ⋅ Kellerbier ⋅ r/wsgy
two garies stand before you, one tells only truths, the other only lies,,,5yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
I kept getting random pangs of pain in my elbow all night and I have no idea why, it's not like I even slept on it weird5yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
My aunt is moving and she gave me an old pour over coffee maker any of you guys have experience with them?3yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
All of a sudden reddit keeps asking me to go with the new UI is that happening to anyone else?6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
One of my Aunts is having a medical procedure done today and my mom won't tell me what but they are perfectly fine talking about my brain problems with each other smdh6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Luckily customs didn't ask me about the 20 candy bars in my bag that I took from the office where they give them out like candy. I would have legit been embarrassed6yr ⋅ amygrilling ⋅ r/wsgy
I feel like I should see Infinity War purely for cultural purposes but I feel like I won't like it6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Unironically like using bar soaps and women’s shampoo/conditioner. Am I a soyboy?6yr ⋅ EasySchmitty ⋅ r/wsgy
I don't think I've told you figs but I have dyslexia and it takes me a while to post things because of that6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
I used to keep tissues and lotion on my desk because I have allergies and dry skin until I saw some movie that made a joke about that combo and wanking so people were probably making fun of me behind my back as an unrepentant masturbator but I never used those items for those purposes6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Up until I was about 15 I didn't understand the purpose of using soap in the shower since the water washed all the salt and dirt off of me, I felt refreshed, and the shampoo made me smell nice. I had to start getting bad acne and visit a dermatologist for it to actually sink in6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Kelly flying his helicopter over gary's house and pelting it with shit from 2000 feet up5yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
>find out ken bone isn't a great guy >well of course not he's a white man in his early 30s with a reddit account >wait a minute so are you wsgy >realize most of your top comments have slurs in them >haha memes8yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Thank you freezing rain and 20mph winds for canceling my plans for me idk how people in north dakota don't kill themselves much less canadians6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
I can't sleep bros and I desperately need to do laundry and buy groceries but everything is hard when you're tired I want to go home6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy