Literally never heard anyone ask for something stat in a medical setting that wasn't making a joke about how nobody says that6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Downloaded Grindr and used it as a source of validation even though I’m not homosex; now I get why half of tinder grils don’t talk to peeps (unironic)6yr ⋅ EasySchmitty ⋅ r/wsgy
You really don't understand how deep aristocracy goes in the UK until you start reading up on the ancestries of their MPs. And they all went to Eton and Oxbridge6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
What's a food trend on the coasts that hasn't made its way inland yet? Poke is just arriving6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
me, waking up from a DeepTM food coma and remembering that donald fucking trump is really about to be the next president8yr ⋅ MGLLN ⋅ r/wsgy
Watching these old NCIS episodes is pretty funny it's all Al Qaeda this and terrorism that and hey there's a war on but little do they know they're just pawns in the military corporate industrial complex being used for the gain of the rich American elite class haha jokes6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
>he calls his evening meal supper >he calls subs grinders >he calls remote controls clickers >he says y'all instead of you guys >he calls soda pop >he pronounces caramel carra-mel8yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
I am out of toilet paper but I don't feel like going to the store today so tonight might be a big game of chicken with my butt8yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
this girl is so much hotter than this troglodyte why does she allow this to happen4yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
>when your mom tells you not to put any basil in the pasta sauce because your sister doesn't eat green things and you don't know who is being more stupid7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
I woke up at 4am today but stayed in bed until 12. I kept having these weird dreams like one where I fell in a pile of nails and had to pull them out of my skin it hurt a lot our brains are weird8yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
mfw Seth MacFarlane predicted Jenner was a woman, Harvey was a predator, and Spacy was a gay pedo7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
I love pornography but I simply can't get into the Gay category no matter how hard I try it's just too crazy of a fetish for me to enjoy it8yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
I like to put slices of cucumber on my bagel and cream cheese to pretend I'm eating healthy :)6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
tfw you’ll never be the younger brother to the sultan and get to hangout with whores on opium candy all day4yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
My mother called me to express her concerns about super tuesday and even said what the hell are the blacks thinking voting for hillary i laughed8yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Huge fucking accident on the way to mom's house people lying around on the pavement6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Saying something dumb but not feeling embarrassed until you over analyze in bed and stay up all night6yr ⋅ DubTeeDub ⋅ r/wsgy
>make a soup with orzo in it >delicious >next day leftovers orzo is all mushy and there's hardly any liquid >thanks Obama >become Trump supporter >he makes pasta al dente again8yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
If the election is rigged, why are Trump supporters even voting? They should just stay home and load their guns for the coming revolution imo8yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
When you are fat, other fat people will give you unsolicited tips on how to get extra/free food. It's like we're in this secret club where it is also really obvious that you are a member7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
My Trump-voting cousin who dropped out of college just dropped out of technical college as well the living meme7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
I might be over the hump with social justice where it annoys me now, can't say for sure but the signs are there6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Got nasty ass garbage water all over my kitchen floor this morning thanks for nothing Hefty6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
it’s finally happened, we’ve had our first woman commit a shooting spree. truly a great day for america.6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
Yesterday I found out chilli cheese burritos returned as a regional item at our Taco Bells and I'm going to be in trouble bros I just needed some electrolytes not an extra 10 lbs4yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
i can't handle 25°c it was 35°c today ima fucking dead person also fuck you burgers and your °fs cunts5yr ⋅ Zentoff ⋅ r/wsgy
>have you ever had surgery before? >yes a breast augmentation >it's ok lady just say boob job like a normal person do you use a cellular telephone and automatic teller machine too damn7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Bleu bone-in ribeye steak, Pittsburgh style, extra seasoning, extra butter (vegans do not interact)6yr ⋅ q7t1 ⋅ r/wsgy
I hate Sarah Andersen's comics and it's pretty satisfying to find out other people feel the same way enough to make parody comics. They are so bad but she keeps posting them to reddit and people eat it up like they are insightful or funny7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
What's worse? Being forced to watch football or the endless loop of kavanaugh coverage?6yr ⋅ amygrilling ⋅ r/wsgy
The thing I look forward to most about coming home is not sleeping alone but video games and football always win out and I'm reminded as to why I divorced him in the first place6yr ⋅ amygrilling ⋅ r/wsgy
My uncle used to work in college admissions and he said the year Dead Poet's Society came out about a third of the essays he read were about seizing the day7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Ah shit i just figured out I can only raise one eyebrow independently (left). Anyone have similar situations?6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
how many more of these retarded $3 crab legs vs $650 crab legs videos can you fucking make?7yr ⋅ ThatsNotFroot ⋅ r/wsgy
What year do you think we're going to see the first cumshot on network TV? I guess 20456yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Out of all the times I've stayed in hotels, I've never heard anyone heading sex. I wonder if anyone's heard me and what they thought when they saw me leave alone6yr ⋅ amygrilling ⋅ r/wsgy
I donated sperm once after getting my MD so there's a pretty good chance there's a little wsgy running around because I look like a catch on paper but little did they know I got brain problems haha6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Have you ever fucked a person you've met online through non-obvious channels? So not OkCupid or Tinder, but rather something like Reddit or Instagram or whatever.9yr ⋅ Cespur ⋅ r/wsgy
In the time that I have been here reddit's sessions per month has gone from 20 million to 1.4 billion holy moly7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
I gotta get rid of like half my library of books somehow no fucking way am I reading David Copperfield again why do I still have it6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Growing up, Champion was a trash brand, but ive been seeing people wear it unironically lately6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/wsgy
I'm gonna have avocado toast for dinner and there is NOTHING baby boomers can do to stop me hahahaHAHA7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
>tell mom a racist joke about Asians driving >go on to mention that it is racist and we shouldn't be laughing >well wsgy it's not racist if it's true >mfw7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
My cousin met an old friend of mine from college last night in LA what a small world7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Group sex? Yeah, I tried it. Twice. Can't stand it. All that commotion. Dear lord spare me from that awful group sex7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Nightshade is a pretty goth name for a family of plants that includes the potato8yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Conservative coworker asks what a numale is, show him definition on urban dictionary Hey, I like that, sounds like you6yr ⋅ DubTeeDub ⋅ r/wsgy
Gary wanking it to the giantess Debicki knowing in his heart that she will never look at him with desire6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
>tfw IMDB raters have Rick and Morty listed as the #7 greatest TV show of all time thus beating out the Sopranos and a whole bunch of other classics7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
If you use your dominant hand to jerk off, that means you're a submissive little bitch6yr ⋅ amygrilling ⋅ r/wsgy
>the first X-Men movie came out 17 years ago fuck >Game Boy is 28 years old shit >there are kids reading history books that mention things that happened after 9/11 christ almighty7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
