one of the places I applied to scheduled a phone interview for 8 am. DAE work is slavery ???5yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/wsgy
Today someone came in the store and asked for something that even said SOLD OUT on its display case9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/wsgy
consider the following: someone sent me bitcoin two weeks ago and the value grew by 6 or 7% netting me free money9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/wsgy
if this post gets 39 up-lugers, I will post a video of myself respecting women7yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
C. Moran lives within spitting distance of Canada, yet border patrol doesn't see this as a threat9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/wsgy
[SERIOUS] even though CMD as a community fits firmly into the inane category, the content is still better than the likes of regular reddit (ie /r/adviceanimals) so thanks folks! Cheers9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
asking for a friend (Caden) is there a difference between a wee-wee and an ADVANCED wee-wee?9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/wsgy
tfw I hear a fellow CadenMoraner opine for the golden olden days of the summer of 20158yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
Hi folks, im watching the sopranos all day, its amazing u oughtta try it7yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
this is approximately how I felt when I learned that the MF in MF DOOM stands for Metal Fingers and not Motherfuckin' or something7yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
[NEWS] Anime scientists have used advanced imaging technology to estimate what Caden Moran will look like 10 years after moving to Philadelphia, PA!9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
who is pog? some say he is the man in this photo. others say, Impossible! the moon landing was a hoax! Ultimately: we may never know who the man behind the keyboard is.9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
throw back tuesday: I infiltrated to the microsoft hq in october 20158yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
Where does POG get his dashing looks? Take a look at his grandfather's genes in action9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
Yipes! The boffins at CMD are at it again, solving international conflict! Presenting: North America Vision 20209yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
mon visage when someone calls me a member of the internet-native genaration unironically9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
I am very worried about my new English professor who is 1. a vocal feminist 2. known to shun conflicting opinions violently 3. she always insists on being called Dr. instead of Ms or Mrs or Prof or whatever9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
oOOHHH I am mr. ALAND THE MOD OF THE SUB and I AM ALSO the 300SUBSCRIBBER ooooHHOH9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
ITT thread, post where you have travelled, excluding travelling through9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
I forgot about the litany of amazing images I posted to /r/me_irl back when I had hope in this account9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
>romanticizing the day I leave home with only $100 and a map >take this map >perish before setting sight on aland8yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
What do Alanders eat? Mr Aland tells all: It's SMUCKER'S® UNCRUSTABLES®9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
are you an alander too? if so, join me at the HIGH MOON COOLTEC council tonight, and bring a SCYTHE or guitar, we are starting a PROG ROCK COLLECTIVE TO BENEFIT OUR SOCIETY. sincerely mr ALAND9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
I said I would be gone for 2 weeks (and I'm really leaving, just having trouble encrypting my password) but while I was IRL I helped some guy push his car across the street. then he opened the hood and it was on fire9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
minha cara quando j'ai encontre una problema avec les linguas romantiques9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
I am enjoying a nice 1000 metric gallon tonne of apple sauce. how are things going for the CMD team9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
I went to portland recently and I noticed that there were many homeless in the area. Too bad it's not an easy situation to rectify :<(9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/wsgy
pog is trying to censor content that's not even relevant anymore smh9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
A tough choice. on one hand, I know English already. but on the other hand, 모든 사람들이 섹스9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
my dumb coworkers are nervous because some middle eastern folks came in and needed a document printed. One of the files on their thumb drive was titled ISIS9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
mon visage when I go into normie subs and still get upvoted comments9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
>log on to cmd.biz at 2322, not even too late >my e-thug crew isnt online to go bully the wimps of the net >mfw9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
whenever I browse wsgy.kp my battery goes down 0.3% faster. I am on to you slanderers. I WILL SUE9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/wsgy
driving through barcelona on a moped and listening to !!! and Jens Lekman7yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
next time you call OP a faggot, please remember that OP was really a saint. His name? St. Thomas Aquinas.9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
In an adept move to become more worldly, I have began listening to genres mombasa and grime9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
>be me in Niagara Falls >walk across to NY >ask passport man for stamp >no >walk back >ask second passport man >Sure >realize I got stamp to the USA > visaaj8yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
holy meme, lads! It's looking like I MIGHT be able to visit this park (and the city it's in) at the end of next month9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
>awaking to find that the communal reality shared by all is indeed a farcical ruse9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
>biking on sidewalk >guy pulls onto sidewalk, trying to turn right >backs up as I near him >ohhownice.gif >5 minutes later, still biking >guy passes me >angrily rolls down window and gives the middle finger >mvq9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
Hi r/flipping! I wanted to share my work with you. $20 for about 40 rap singles and LPs10yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/Flipping
>2k16 >the people next to my store smoke outside and thusly give me 2nd hand cancer8yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
HEI !!!!!!! du har rodet med den forkerte pakke med amigos, kammerat8yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
1. someone will make this joke about pog 2. he will say k 3. he won't upneon anyone 4. the cycle will repeat9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
>tells caden that not everyone should be a mod >it happens >user base grows anyway >mfw9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
a visualization of the times when I catch the pokeman's without a 'pokeman ball'8yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
>go geocashing with uncle >there's a cache at a transformer >uncle more interested in voltage than geocash >the visage when8yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
oh hoh, je suis un homme des plantes petites, je m'appelle misseur tchad, j'ai besoin de coucher avec des autres hommes pour avoir d'or chaque mois! Si je ne finis pas mes clients, je ne peux pas manger trois repas pour jour. Je ne peux pas achete une voiture! J'ai besoin de fais du velo - chia9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
the surefire way to get an otherwise peaceful people, the Leafs, to go mad with rage9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
I forgot that I made this and now other wsgy names are asking to mod. I'm 9999% sure that those guys aren't the same people as their reddit peers9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
>be downtown at night >walk around Vancouver >see a real, live skunk not 50 feet from a 4 million dollar apartment >mfw9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
>1 am saturday morning >gee, I should stay up a bit later but I'm tired. >drink rockstar equiv >3 am, still feel the same >hop into bed >cant sleep >stay up till 5 because of caffeine >mfw9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
one of my customers actually forwards their mail to a small town in iceland, so I looked up their ID and it was an icelandic passport scan. imagine a passport but instead of words, there's gibberish9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
do you ever call OTC drugs by nicknames. melatonin = melly, tylenol = ty ty7yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
>new neighbors are from korea >start threatening me until I give them food >tfw they are from north korea8yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
this mf'er overtakes you from the right while ur doin 90 on the freeway wyd fellas7yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
this made a lot of people mad but I really do like Family Force Five (5)9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
>pull up to Limbo office >realize I have no Limbo 5Q papers >get arrested >my travails in Limbo put in limbo >minha cara quando9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
>run out of spare tubes >patch all 3 >just as I put a newly fixed tube in the wheel I see that the axle is loose >remove the axle >its bent at 20 degrees >mfw9yr ⋅ KezMetch ⋅ r/CadenMoranDiary
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