The admins killed Christopher Lee in order to draw attention away from the recent occurrences.9yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
Why didn't Team Rocket just murder Ash and the rest of the gang to get Pikachu?8yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
Man of judaistic beliefs rubbing his hands together plotting to acquire more Israeli currency10yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/coaxedintoasnafu
>Be Russia. >Flagship rust bucket stuck in the 1910's. >Somehow manage to get to Aleppo and bomb terrorists without sinking. >mfw.8yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
I am debating going as CIA for our Halloween party. On one hand I want to show the uninitiated my power level. On the other hand they probably don't know who CIA is.9yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
That feeling when you get a suicidal caller on the line and you're trying to come up with shit to say but you suck at small talk9yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
>911 call. >911 what is the address of your emergency. >I want to kill myself. >hangs up. >get address from cell phone carrier and send officers to location along with ems. >He actually killed himself the absolute mad man.8yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
>referencing a 911 call about a male walking naked in the street >alright ma'am, do you think he has any weapons or is hiding any weapons? >where the hell is he going to put them sir?! >mfw8yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
We all need to get along and stop acting like niggers this is what the jews want.9yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
So who are the demoshits going to run in 2020 to unsuccessfully attempt to stump the Trump?8yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
You may only post in this thread if your country's Constitution begins with We the people9yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
Every high school cheerleading team has that one fuggly cheerleader that somehow made it in. Fact.7yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
Emily Blunt's character in Sicario does nothing but bitch and moan while everyone else gets shit done.8yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
A power line or phone line was down by my place this morning and the fire department showed up within 5 minutes to fix it, I'm glad the system works.8yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
I bought a bb gun to shoot the opossum that keeps getting in the trash, hopefully this scares it away.8yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
There used to be this weird kid in high school that had a hit list and apparently my name was on it because we got in a fight once. I wonder what he is up to nowadays.7yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
>10 seasons in and Scully still has doubts about paranormal activity despite the fact that she has witnessed this for over 200 episodes. >mfw8yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
>answer phone >911 what is the address of your emergency? >fuck you >hangs up >mfw8yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
I want to pick up a hobby aside from shitposting, preferably something that involves physical movement, anyone got any recommendations?8yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
Open carry is now legal, I wonder how many call we'll get from people freaking out when they see someone with a gun in a holster.9yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
>out buying groceries. >large lifted truck parks next to me. >huge bull dyke gets out. >mfw8yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
The Division beta is bretty gud, Ubisoft has been outdoing itself with the Tom Clancy franchise.8yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy
The only thing that can make me feel bad anymore is the realisation that I will never get to explore the universe or meet ayys8yr ⋅ 1Cu14Cu ⋅ r/wsgy