if this post becomes the top post of all time on wsgy.com i will literally shave all of the hair off of my body including my head and eyebrows8yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/wsgy
Without alcohol my flirting technique basically just amounts to bothering women in public8yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
I made a milkshake for the first time ever today but I forgot I didn't have any straws in the house so I ate it with a spoon6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
ive been gaining weight how do i gain more faster i know i have the potential to surpass billiam3yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
Teenage Gary failing Penis Inspection Day for the 3rd year in a row. It goes on his permanent record and is the reason he didn't get accepted to an Ivy5yr ⋅ Doctor-Pavel ⋅ r/wsgy
My first piri piri chili ripened a few days ago, so I ate it raw and it was like a punch to the face. I thought I could handle spicy shit but it turns out I'm a bit out of my depth with raw chilis at least.5yr ⋅ Kellerbier ⋅ r/wsgy
I just saw a middle class white family fill a to go box with all the coffee creamers and butter at their table. Happy new year, you little theives.6yr ⋅ amygrilling ⋅ r/wsgy
It's pretty embarrassing we didn't qualify for the world cup when we literally have more than 1000 people for every 1 that Iceland does6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Gary is using the toilet. He hears the Star Spangled Banner begin to play. He does what he must, standing in complete agony, as shit runs down his leg7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
>tfw you’re the 1st person to take a poo in a freshly cleaned restaurant toilet before it gets covered with piss and AIDS5yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/wsgy
Gary revving his motorcycle and creating a huge cloud of smoke. When it dissipates he is lying on the pavement completely dead7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Why is it called canning to put stuff in to a mason jar but it's jarring to see your parent fuck an animal?8yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Welcome 2 museum of fat, this one does it for no comp, this one old +gay, and dirtiest of all this one don't upvote 😤6yr ⋅ q7t1 ⋅ r/wsgy
honey is actually a cough suppressant so put that shit in your (green) tea, kid6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
I just calculated that I could eat one standard pack of oreos or 14 lbs of blackberries and that's the same amount of calories no wonder poor people are fat6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
gary becoming a serial killer and deliberately leaving clues for the detectives6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
The McChicken is a chicken sandwich sold by the international fast food restaurant chain McDonald's.4yr ⋅ hopfield ⋅ r/wsgy
Found out my local chink market sells grandma's spicy chili crisp in fuckin huge containers I'm gonna get huge on that and medium grain nip rice wish me luck dudes4yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Uncle told me the science is still out global warming and you can't trust facts because they are all political now8yr ⋅ DubTeeDub ⋅ r/wsgy
australians eat french toast with ketchup and I'd just like to point out how wrong this is6yr ⋅ Kellerbier ⋅ r/wsgy
Shadow of the Gary (2006): You must defeat the 16 Garys to save the soul of your beloved6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
I wish to acquire a new indie PC game, ideally a very cheap/free one off of Steam. Suggestions are appreciated. Is Warframe any good? Or that Warships one?6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
If you don't drink fresh squeezed grapefruit juice for breakfast you're a big dumb homo7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
how many times have you jerked it while driving? ive successfully abused myself three times behind the wheel5yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
Women who are only pretty when they have makeup on, are they pretty at all?6yr ⋅ amygrilling ⋅ r/wsgy
Mom asked me to make a mixtape for her and I almost put Wynona's big brown beaver in it6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
They're doing some construction work around my apartment and today my shower water had a brownish tint. I'm afraid to even drink this stuff6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
I once went on a cut diet for a month where I ate a pint of Haagen-Daz a day and nothing else it was pretty great but the shits were horrendous6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Imagine going to med school but not becoming a doctor, could u imagine such a thing???6yr ⋅ q7t1 ⋅ r/wsgy
What 3 items together would make it the most awkward for the cashier ringing you up?5yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
I can't wait to see 50+ pictures of nerds in costumes what a great time of the year7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
Autism is the gift I passed down to my son and he thanked me for it yesterday not even meming :(6yr ⋅ amygrilling ⋅ r/wsgy
What do you call that kitchen utensil your mom used to cut fat into flour for a pie crust?5yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
I'm warming up to the idea of watching streamers play bideo games, it's relaxing if they're not of the sort that yells all the time6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
I stash my different color sambas on a small table to keep them off the ground so they don't get dirty and it is the most autistic thing I do6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
i once gassed a couple of jews they were stranded out in the middle of nowhere so i gave them the small jerrycan I had in the back of my truck hahahahahaahahahahahahahah5yr ⋅ Kellerbier ⋅ r/wsgy
im abandoning all other goals in life and only focusing on getting in perfect shape from now on6yr ⋅ WeedGary ⋅ r/wsgy
Idea for a bit: podcast where women tearily recount their rape experience but it's overlaid with fart noises y/n?6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
>mfw trump posting takes over this sub and it's actually mild mannered civil discussion7yr ⋅ rdstrmfblynch79 ⋅ r/wsgy
T_D is an embarrassment, why can't they see that? Are they just too busy winning?7yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
>go to /pol/ >reply to a bunch of posts with not an argument >sit back and watch the (You)s roll in6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
It must suck to be a comedian in the UK you basically have the area of Oregon to deal with professionally5yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
There's a winker at my new job and dammit I can't help but let him elevate my heart rate6yr ⋅ amygrilling ⋅ r/wsgy
The more I think about it the less I moved on her like a bitch makes sense to me6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
The pharmacy gave me my prescription in two bottles, each with only half the medication. Why le fucc would they do that? There's plenty of space in both6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
You're walking thru your house with no clothes on when you realize your curtains are open what do?6yr ⋅ amygrilling ⋅ r/wsgy
look wsgy slimmed down hahahaehahehehahehehaheahehehasdhoafiwhefoiajweoirjad;lfkasdasdjf afuckboigioashef;aoiwehjalskdfasdfhahahahaha9yr ⋅ Generally_Happy_ ⋅ r/wsgy
helped rescue a run away dog today. it had no identification of course. went door to door until someone who was facebook friends with the owner took it.5yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
tfw your super smart uncle is surfing reddit and you see him read a 4chan greentext and he laughs at it while you look up helium exit bag instructions for him since he doesn't think that's a thing5yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
As I was taking a shower last night a transformer blew and knocked out the whole complex's power and it cold sucks to try and take a shower in pitch black6yr ⋅ wsgy111 ⋅ r/wsgy
