gary astral projecting. unable to reconnect with his body. the body sleeps forever. gary is free.4yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
wsgy thinking he’s cespur and only embarrassing himself with a pitiful amount of ubnenes5yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
all right, hands in the air, put all your redhead’s in the bag and no one has to get hurt5yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
if you’re the type of person that hits snooze over and over, please report to the nearest rendering center where we can turn your wasted meat into fertilizer and dog food5yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
name one better feeling than expelling a large amount of ANY fluid from your body5yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
this is a benjamin franklin appreciation thread. what are the best stories about him3yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
grandpa’s brain does this weird thing where he adds one more to stuff (saying there’s 4 bathrooms when there’s 3, saying there’s three teams playing a basketball game) and he’s recently started thinking there’s two of me. the other one is named erik. we don’t know where he came up with that name.3yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
tfw you’ll never find a suitcase full of nonconsecutive, untraceable, €500 bills5yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
gary takes another sip. he looks at the 5 year chip and smiles sadly. gary finishes the drink.5yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
two garies stand before you, one tells only truths, the other only lies,,,5yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
ive been gaining weight how do i gain more faster i know i have the potential to surpass billiam3yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
how many times have you jerked it while driving? ive successfully abused myself three times behind the wheel5yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
helped rescue a run away dog today. it had no identification of course. went door to door until someone who was facebook friends with the owner took it.5yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
this girl is so much hotter than this troglodyte why does she allow this to happen4yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
tfw you’ll never be the younger brother to the sultan and get to hangout with whores on opium candy all day4yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
it’s finally happened, we’ve had our first woman commit a shooting spree. truly a great day for america.6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
imagine having so little self esteem that you have to make an account on grindr for the sole purpose of receiving compliments6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
marv pounding carla in the butt. with a grunt, he releases a prodigious amount of baby batter. the seed drips down and quickens. gary the butt babby.5yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
gary the super villain dumping 5000 pounds of laxatives in the new york city water supply6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
bill, through years of hard work and dedication, is crowned the fattest being in the universe6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
scientists still aren’t sure wether to classify the butterfly as an insect or a bird6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
gary the humble comet miner, put-put-puttering along the solar system in his mitsubishi ‘89, practicing guitar.6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
gary the misanthrope hermit coming out of his cottage once a year to check his shadow6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
>you will never be a warboy >you will never explore gastown after a water shipment >you will never lance a russian rust bucket into smithereens >your brothers will never witness you >you will never ride into valhalla5yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
ok can someone explain tom clancy why is his name on everything, i know he wrote hfro but was he that important6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
you have a time machine. would you kill baby hitler? would you advise him not to betray russia? would you kill eva braun and seduce hitler? please keep all answers related to world war 26yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
This black and white spider has blue-green pedipalps that shines in the sun6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/just_post
masturbating: the act of tricking your genitals into thinking your popular6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
casting a body switching spell on gary and david. marv loving the new gary 10,000 times more and he gets clean and goes to uni. the new david overdoses in 3 days.6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
A double HebHob Holder for busy HebHob mommies and daddies on the go5yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/just_post
what the hell do ambassadors even do? are they just presents cunts give to each other to say they’re friends?6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
blinding 999 garies and leaving the last with one to lead them all home6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
turning gary into a rhesus monkey and selling him to a 1950’s psychologist for disturbing experiments6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
idea for a bit: release all the prisoners in all the prisons and replace them with every single person issued a driver’s license in the state of illinois.6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
you don't need to wash your hands every time you pee it helps bring up your immunity up6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
idea for a bit: caden moran waiting in the elevator for gary. his .357 has 3 shots left and he has to make them count.6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
my grandpa’s organs were reversed and he didn’t find out till he was 576yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
are the other godfsther movies good or are they disappointing compared to the first?6yr ⋅ barrybolliboopy ⋅ r/wsgy
