R/Walkway collectively slips and falls as their brains dribble out of their ears and onto the floor10mo ⋅ Cuniving ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind is upset when his girlfriend gets vaccinated because it's 'her body, her choice' but she obviously didn't do enough of her own research to make that decision on her own.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Paperback Writer accuses FBI of spending $3.5M to suppress photos of Hunter’s girthy hog1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
I Need to be Transphobic Today So I’ll be Ready if and when These Very Specific Things All Play Out Exactly Right in the Future1yr ⋅ Imaginary_Cow_6379 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
In remembrance of D-day, Top Minds let everyone know that the formation of the EU was actually the Nazi's back-up plan to win WWII and everyone in Europe is a part of 'The Fourth Reich'. How does the 'Muslim invasion' fit into all this? Two words: Muslim SS.5yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Necromancers resurrect election claims, as TX GOP passes resolution declaring Biden’s election illegitimate2yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds duke it out over whether Zelensky is the sole bad actor, or whether this is a case of bOTh SIdES!1yr ⋅ earthdogmonster ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcons decry AOC for wanting to talk about the environment just because Canada is on fire. Also claim that Canadian fires are arson by environmentalist shills1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Military Strategists discuss a potential Chinese invasion of the USA1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds have uncovered Biden’s sneaky ass plan. Do things democrats like so democrats vote for him.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds are very scared of big gay demons shoving things down their throat: It won’t take much to 'treat' these freaks when the social collapse starts. Dark times are around the corner and everyone knows it.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind explains that AOC *claims* to be a socialist but really she's a Nazi using Marxism to protect capitalism.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Lobsters recommend everyone take their money out of Canadian banks because Papa Peterson made a TikTok claiming he got a tip-off from Canadian military intel2yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds have politics all figured out: Everybody's a lib!1wk ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds of T_D believe feminism turns women into lesbians, and having good men in your life means feminism isn't necessary at all.5yr ⋅ Latrannus ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind uncovers who the real victim of rape is: the rapist.1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Mind presses for free speech on social media... on The Fucking Donald.5yr ⋅ reika9 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Tucker Carlson regurgitating the bullshit that Top Minds on the internet made up. Obviously very exciting to see your homegrown bullshit on tv.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Scrapbookers share their most shocking (and context-free) pandemic photos2yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Bias Confirmers have a giggle about Biden’s warning of a “winter of severe illness and death.” Actual numbers show the 7-day average for Covid deaths this winter running somewhere between cancer and heart disease deaths2yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcons think the only reason someone would criticize Sound of Freedom is because they love child trafficking10mo ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Politician encouraging people to get tested for HIV leads to top minds asking the hard questions: Are the vaccines giving us AIDS and did Team America: World Police predict the future?!2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
This just in: top mind realizes pizza is not a secret code! It's actually *a metaphor* for child sacrifice: You have the cheese which could symbolize sperm or breast milk. Tomato sauce which could symbolize blood... Then it’s put through fire and consumed.4yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Pizzagators continue to idolize Hollywood insider Isaac “I had one line in Thor” Kappy1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds definitely aren't obsessed with race and if they are 'the left' made them do it.1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind of Reddit bans me after I posted a quote from The Donald himself. Who is really being censored?5yr ⋅ jbiddy360 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Halloweenie horrified that masks are largely no longer required, but occasionally recommended2yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind doesn't understand why more people aren't aware of their complete misunderstanding of what a 15 minute city is. Why doesn't anyone share in my fantasy?!1mo ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds know a man who can make decisions affecting the entire country for the rest of his life should be held to no higher standard at all.5yr ⋅ gaz_powered_stick ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Mind of Askconservatives thinks Jewish people have a persecution complex 👀1yr ⋅ seffend ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcons explain how a Republican shutdown can’t be blamed on the Republicans8mo ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind uncovers a very evil plot with vast consequences.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds at /r/gunpolitics have figured out why a white racist guy with a swastika-covered gun shot 3 black people: He wanted better gun regulation9mo ⋅ Enibas ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Italy elects Mussolini-praising rightist as PM, Top Conspos are just giddy1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TFW /r/Conservative complains about racism against white people so much they actually show up as the top result when you search racist in the search bar5yr ⋅ DUDEVSTHEWORLD ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind says they always knew Jan 6th was a peaceful, police sanctioned protest while also describing their tears of joy upon hearing that the Capitol had been breached.1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcons dedicate themselves to destroying the institution of polling by proudly lying to pollsters1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Quick flashback to the start of the year, when this modern-day Nostradamus laid out the first quarter for us.3yr ⋅ Cpt_Dizzywhiskers ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds of r/conspiracy once again whine the Flat Earthers make conspiracy theorists look bad....post has a bunch of comments supporting Flat Earth.1yr ⋅ comebackjoeyjojo ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Who really needs reparations here? Black people who got an all expenses paid cruise to America, or white people who got kidnapped and forced to live in a shithole Muslim country?4yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds are so selfish they want to keep guns with so little control millions would die.5yr ⋅ LolStf ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds drop the act and admit they are definitely pushing towards a theocracy.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcons discuss the sinister plot to confiscate Trump’s golden toilet 1mo ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Book Despositors call for moment of silence for the patsy Oswald1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
I think the real conspiracy here is that this top mind thinks that the cow goes 'baaa'4yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Conspos weigh in on the epic struggle between Meatball Ron and Mickey Mouse1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind who's very important at work sets up their own science experiment that ends up proving the vaccine is getting people sick. Either that or one guy got sick over the weekend.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Enlightened Centrist takes slow drag of cigarette, assures you that “both sides” are bad in Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, flicks cigarette at u2yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Republicans are not in a sociology department for the same reason flat-earthers are not in an astronomy department.3yr ⋅ undergradkid ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
So long as the lies they tell match the lies I tell myself, I'm OK.1yr ⋅ onlyhere4gonewild ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds at r/conspiracy are sure the Jewish grandson of Holocaust survivors is wearing Hitler’s Iron cross, because Nazis.2yr ⋅ Manakanda ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds continuing to try very hard not to understand stuff that's pretty easy to explain2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top libertarian minds don't understand the concept of a minimum wage5yr ⋅ Mittenstk ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds believe black people (and their 'handlers', I'll give you one guess what that means) are conspiring to destroy 'the west' while unironically calling for a 'solution': Those blacks are gonna make us extinct, and there’s only one solution.3yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds don't mean any disrespect towards victims of the Holocaust *but*... The vaccinated are basically Nazi war criminals, Nazi war criminals really weren't bad people, and This [deluded conspiracy theory] is worse - FAR WORSE - than literally any holocaust in history.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds catch the justice system conspiring against Trump... again.1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top boomer writes a conspiracy-laden fantasy surrounding everything that makes them mad which they probably believe is the most clever thing in the world. And yes, this is real.1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Conspos give +1,400 upvotes to a tweet that confirms their preexisting belief, while nearly every comment in the post is pointing out the numbers are wrong. But fake news still wins because more people read headlines.2yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcons still desperate for The Worst Kennedy to undermine Biden11mo ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds uncover top-shelf conspiracy: Man who kinda might be Biden carries briefcase around the outside of a *red* car! Congressional hearings imminent.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Mind of r/AskThe_Donald is already pre-excusing why a “trucker” will shoot a convoy counter-protester, in a protest that may or may not actually be happening.2yr ⋅ comebackjoeyjojo ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Knobs back to debating “who opened the magnetic locks on the Columbus Doors???” Which I always enjoy because it’s become like the Building 7 of J62yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Hillary really does want to use your children as pizza toppings because I put this picture of her without any pizza or context next to this other picture. [Link in comments]4yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds agree that the destruction of the Georgia guidestones signals... something?1yr ⋅ Lytle1 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds warn each other about steering clear of all those 'unclean' 'woke' girls...11mo ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Conspos are largely disinterested in discussing an actual conspiracy in Texas1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Mind Milo Yiannopoulos has a breakdown on facebook over his fading relevancy6yr ⋅ itsCaffeine ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind should learn about Trump's issues with the Constitution5yr ⋅ NizamNizamNizam ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
A classic: the people pointing out our racism are the REAL racists!8mo ⋅ BitterFuture ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcons convinced a Japanese McDonald’s ad is triggering the libs8mo ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top anti-eliters stan elon musk, discuss how all j6ers were actually feds1yr ⋅ hairysonorth ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Olympians, yet again, fret over symbolism at a festive event1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Patriots convinced J6ers were convicted in evil “secret” trials because Daddy Tucker hadn’t yet been gifted 41,000 hours of footage to cherry-pick1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds just can't be happy, can they? Lord Soros does his best to help the economy by doling out cold hard $orosBux but apparently *certain* rich guys aren't allowed to supposedly encourage protests. [Link in comments]4yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Mind reposts fake news concerning Muslim refugees in Japan5yr ⋅ Oi-Wat-U-Doing ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds at T_D are convinced Canada’s PM is the son of Fidel Castro.5yr ⋅ juice16 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top New Yorkers cite a washed up comedian claiming a conspiracy against humor, rather than admit he’s past his prime 1wk ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcons explain how the NAACP just doesn’t “get” Florida’s awesomeness1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
This time they've *really* got Fauci! Top Conspos celebrate as yet another dude claims to have proof Covid is lab made, and is getting out the word via the highly credible NY Post and Alex Jones1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Mind says that slavery was just a governmental policy and if it's legal you shouldn't act against someone just for a difference in opinion1yr ⋅ Prinnyramza ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Conspo asks why we haven’t gone back to the moon since 1972. Some Top Conspos immediately take issue with the word “back”2yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Mind decodes what Will Smith's actual message was at the Oscars: Slapping a Black man named Rock = Black Rock Investments = Western Banking is going to take a hit. Will Smith is Q, confirmed!2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Seems like there's a common theme with these top minds, and it isn't 'the children'.4yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Unsurprisingly, the main R subreddit is mad the fairy in the new Pinocchio movie is black because the original novelist was Italian (a country with long, deep traces of African blood in them, btw). REPUBLICANS FREED THE SLAVES YOU'LL RECALL2yr ⋅ Manakanda ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind can't believe anyone would be stupid enough to believe in something as ridiculous as viruses. I mean, everybody knows they're just a tool Satan uses to test how much you trust Jesus!1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds define 'woke' by crossing out parts of the definition that are inconvenient to them.1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top “CuRrEnT ThInG” Mockers baffled that more than one thing happens at a time1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Patriots think that genuinely racist Americans are so rare that Biden has to make some up to prove his point1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds STILL don't understand the difference between civilians in a nation at peace and soldiers in a nation fighting off an invasion2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Pizzagator knows that one MD mayor getting arrested for CP means that Pizzagate is “settled fact”1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds just pulling new bullet points out of their ass because they couldn't make the traditional warning signs of fascism as described by Umberto Eco work with their Biden hate1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind explains how President Trump is a martyr on the same level as Jesus. Praise God that Trump 'sacrificed' his presidency so the people would be saved!3yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds warn everyone not to believe any warnings about radiation if they were to happen during the Ukraine conflict, it's really just the elites trying to blame Russia for vaccine side effects and deaths.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds have now decided that Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch has exposed himself as a secret liberal.4yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcons know that wars don’t count when you inherit them (unless you’re Obama and inherit Bush’s wars)10mo ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Non-Shill, for no particular reason, would like to take this opportunity to note Russia is doing a bang-up job against Ukraine over the last 3 months of invasion2yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Space Cadets know a hacker revealed the truth that aliens exist in 20011yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds wonder why Biden didn't specifically mention their selection of fallen service members on Memorial Day2yr ⋅ Calgrei ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
The Highland Park shooter wasn't a Trump guy, even though a quick social media search proves otherwise2yr ⋅ MattGald ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Police Brutality Apologist turns themselves into a pretzel to justify the death of George Floyd.1yr ⋅ grayrains79 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
I really really hope RFK Jr doesn’t die anytime soon, because Top Conspos would never shut up about it for the rest of my natural life1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
After hearing reports of a racist mass shooter in Buffalo, top mind declares that it's bigotry to point out the shooter wrote a manifesto based heavily on certain conspiracy theories r/conspiracy likes to promote.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Well if it happens in shows based off of video games then it must be true!1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Those TMoR jerks keep calling us Nazis for no reason! I bet they'd look as this nice picture of a Pepe feeding cute deer and would tell us it's literally Hitler!5yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Tesla throws red meat to Conspos by declaring that NY Post’s article about Hunter Biden was true2yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind reveals their true issue with trans people: they feel that pronouns are used to establish dominance and apparently they're threatened by that.1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Folks at /r/WatchRedditDie believe that gassing six gorillion nonfrends could mean ANYTHING and if you think it's a nazi dogwhistle... you're probably a nazi.5yr ⋅ 88833 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top IKEA fans continue to believe that when you buy a $12,000 cabinet off of Wayfair, they actually send you an abducted child2yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Witness cons formulating their marching orders on birth control in real time.1yr ⋅ cristwutters ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Mind theorizes no one will have immune systems in 100 years due to vaccines1yr ⋅ plaidkingaerys ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind explains that COVID wouldn't exist if the Jews hadn't tricked the US into defeating the Nazis. If the Nazis were still around Communists like Biden and Obama wouldn't have had a chance to destroy our country from within by doing things like feminizing the army and using drones.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds of r/DonaldTrump have absolutely gone off the deep end. There's so much insanity going on that I just made a collage, as there's too much content to post.3yr ⋅ -GovernmentBirdDrone ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit