Top mind has realized everyone around them isn't real... even my kids have turned on me.7mo ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
In what should be a surprise to nobody, Dems lead in early voting. Top Arcons, of course, smell a fix!1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds try to figure out why people go crazy on Black Friday and decide it just might be the vaccine: I wouldn't be surprised if there was some sort of chemtrail or vaccine induced/activated effect either.1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind believes LGBTQ people run the public education system and calls for something drastic to protect the children against these murderous twerkers.1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds who always complain about how easily offended the libs are gets bumped into by a passenger rushing to catch their plane which can only mean that conservative traits are under attack and society has gone sideways.1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Many Top Comrades still hate Zelensky, and get into a weird array of tangents like Project Blue Beam, Paul of Tarsus, and Osama bin Laden. Also a large number of deleted comments I’ll have to check out2yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
After 2 years of hearing nothing about tHe CaRaVaN, now that Biden is president, Top Minds are very concerned!3yr ⋅ FatsyCline12 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
If you were looking for evidence, this top mind has found it!2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Lawyers are seeking an absurdly high amount in damages against Alex Jones, so the Top Minds of r/conspiracy think this will “redpill” people Russian propaganda, for some reason, and also think it’s a good idea to defame the Sandy Hook parents even more now!!!1yr ⋅ comebackjoeyjojo ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Mind believes Bed Bath and Beyond is going out of business due to cancelling Mike Lindell's MyPillow accounts.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TMoR think all people of color must be undocumented. No link to a story, no follow up, just a picture of people of color supporting their candidate of choice.3yr ⋅ VariolaVirus ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind: How come no one is talking about Ukranian biolabs anymore? It's almost like they don't exist or something...2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind uncovers the Democrat's foolproof plan to kill hundreds of thousands of people and decimate the global economy so that they can *checks notes* ... Flip California blue?4yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind and independent researcher extraordinaire is sad that their Library of Alexandria has been burned (aka they can't access Russian state propaganda): All I know is that there’s no more information to get here I have to go to the real library now.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind uses 'satire' website Babylon Bee to ask the real questions: Is there a sex industry behind Hollywood, our government and our planet? Is there child trafficking? Is there adrenochrome and cannibalistic Satanic dark cult underbelly intertwined into the fabric of our reality?4yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds know who the real victims of college education and student loan forgiveness are: the white 'race'1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Bucket Crabs already accusing their Speaker of having a nefarious agenda1mo ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcons blame Fauci for idiots spreading measles (because their Covid paranoia made them reject *all* vaccines)4mo ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
r/conspiracy is having a hard time doing their own research. Apearantly having run out of sources they turn to: 5 posts that are tweets, and the 6th is an article about a celebrity supporting celebrity Nicki Minaj.2yr ⋅ mrknife1209 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Musky Daddy disgorges his much ballyhooed Twitter internal communications about alleged censorship of the Hunter Biden files1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds of Reddit think you can only be racist if you wear a blackface.5yr ⋅ Manprit ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Anyone I believe is complicit in the stealing of the election is an obvious chinese communist!! SAD!3yr ⋅ Jafharh ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcons fret about how teachers just want to teach sex ed because they’re creeps1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Military Analysts still seeking a cartoon cutout of a plane, 23 years and running...2wk ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind was promised scattered COVID 'lockdowns' two years ago would bring an end to disease and hospitalization.1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds finally get proof of actual paid actors being used to sway political opinion and suddenly anyone who points it out is suffering from derangement1mo ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds are banning conservatives that don't agree with the alternate reality they've created3yr ⋅ Dankinater ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
What a strange coincidence. Mere hours after pro-Trump troll RMFN was temporarily suspended by the Admins, r/Conspiracy mod Amos_Quito reactivates after almost a year of inactivity.6yr ⋅ rConspiracyModifier ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Mind Narrowly Misses Realizing Fox News is Uniquely Bullshit4mo ⋅ punkcooldude ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top music critics are mad because they just know everybody was aware they'd be upset about a fucking flute and should have spared everyone from listening to them whine.1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind posts that trump is the only politician to lose wealth during his tenure, asked for source, claims it’s “just a meme”7mo ⋅ hairysonorth ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Space Cadets think that an astronaut who died in the 1986 Challenger disaster is alive and well and teaching at Yale Law. Under her same name.1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind determines any historian who categorizes Nazis as far right is a leftist historian and therefore a biased source who cannot be trusted.10mo ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
COVID is fake you moronic cows with tales! The Greeks really got us good with their ancient alphabet.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds of r/conservative have figured out where the aid money is going for Ukraine.3wk ⋅ DonnieBlueberry ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind wants you to know that if you're enjoying working from home due to Covid then you're a degenerate bitch being brainwashed by the government and you're also responsible for suicides.3yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcon explains who's keeping Alaska from becoming a Libertarian paradise 2mo ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Frazzled.rip confrmed! If this top mind says they've seen it no further evidence is needed!9mo ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcon upset that not all their peers are buying the Big Lie1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind reveals the true power of Donald Glover also known by the name given to him by the FBI: Childish Gambino.1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top contributor on theleftcantmeme thinks any state can secede legally cause it’s in the federalist papers (it’s not and they can’t)1yr ⋅ Throwawaydontgoaway8 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds from r/shitfascistssay shun anti-Romani rascism, but support denial of Uyghur genocide3yr ⋅ Trashcoelector ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
After years of research top mind finally confirms his suspicions: Obama hypnotized people to get elected. Check the evidence, it's overwhelming.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds know exactly what destroyed everything: desegregation.2wk ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Mind of r/conspiracy (just like every Republican today) has absolutely no clue what the requirements are for a judge to issue a warrant.1yr ⋅ comebackjoeyjojo ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Graph of the subreddits that subscribers of r/frenworld are most subscribed to5yr ⋅ Nantoone ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
North Carolina administrators unanimously find Republican corruption and fraud in their congressional election, vote to hold new election. /r/conservative's front page looks like this:5yr ⋅ polecracker ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Speculators, on a sub renowned for wild speculation where anyone rebutting speculation is a “shill”, opine that it’s too early and irresponsible to speculate that the power grid attacks in NC are by rightists and related to a drag show. Then immediately speculate “it was Feds”1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Will Smith and Chris Rock: Celebrity feud or Communist death threat to all we hold dear? You decide!2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Conspiracy theorists proven right agai... Oops, never mind.2mo ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds full on calling for a hit on a US congresswomen, with someone prepping. Scary thing that after multiple reports...nothing gets taken down. (https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/bcwhz5/ilhan_omar_says_americans_are_the_enemy/?sort=top)5yr ⋅ maskedmustachio ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Mind thinks classified documents are less of a problem if they’re missing1yr ⋅ plaidkingaerys ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcons unravel the dastardly plot to claim US party politics has evolved since 1965, or 1861, or whatever1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
You heard it here first, top mind explains big pharma is using taxpayer dollars to spam r/ivermectin with horse porn, presumably to sell vaccines.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top First Amendment scholar has figured out the problem with “free speech =/= freedom from consequences”—if that’s your position, you must also be okay with a drug lord murdering a teen youtuber for making fun of him.2yr ⋅ dobraf ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind doesn't understand why sex ed isn't taken seriously when the answer is staring them directly in the face.1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
SPLC calls out the nutbars threatening school boards and hospitals, Top Arcons know it’s a plot to undermine parenthood itself1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
The current top post in /r/conservative belongs in /r/trashy5yr ⋅ Inevercommentonce ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
a little observation of an /r/conspiracy post... OP can't make heads or tails of how a Venn Diagram works.1yr ⋅ Opossum_mypossum ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind explains that nuclear weapons are simply a code for blackmail evidence being used by the CIA to signal agents in the field and Hiroshima and Nagasaki were never nuked but was code for some kind of homosexual blackmail between a fat man and little boy.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds demand retractions from the dirty MSM for saying Trump abandoned the Kurds because he brokered a short term cease fire from the problem he created to give them time to run without being shot at.4yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
We've been fooled again! Who knew liberal democracies were actually neo-con fascists? Thank God we have top minds here to correct us.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top virus enthusiasts know that a football player having a heart attack is further evidence that we are living in a simulation.1yr ⋅ earthdogmonster ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind comes so close to being self-aware: It's not a gun problem, it's a people in a constant state of fear and anxiety problem!1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcon whines that Reddit is a microcosm of Orwellian Leftism1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds having a meltdown over Xbox having new features that can be disabled by the user1yr ⋅ The_Deity ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind gives their uniquely stupid take on Ukraine: It's all actually a proxy war between the US and Europe, with Russia being allied with the US.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top parasites of r/TraditionalCatholics have figured out the source of homosexuality1yr ⋅ SOdhner ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Even an impending civil war within a nuclear armed superpower can't distract top minds from Hunter Biden's massive schlong...11mo ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Spreaders celebrate their adamant refusal to heed public health warnings1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Insurrectionists getting convicted for 1/6 crimes is proof that it’s harder for a republican to get a fair trial in dc than a black person in the Jim Crow South. When will the police arrest Antifa?!1yr ⋅ 2chainsguitarist ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds mourn the loss of righty cesspool r/ZeducationSubmissions9mo ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Astronomy PhD asks Top Conspos why they think the moon landing was fake1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Actor Jesus: Holy top mind hanging out with pedophiles for the greater good or undercover agent of Satan working to discredit Christianity? You decide.1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds don't find it the least bit suspicious that their Sound of Freedom movie was funded by pedophiles and sex criminals. Executive producers don't count because they only... funded the film?10mo ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
The last bastion of free speech on reddit totally does not censor comments. Oh, all comments pointing out trump pardoned a baby killer are removed? How interesting.3yr ⋅ yongledadian ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
There is a lot of valid criticism when it comes to circumcision... This isn't one of them. Does God speak to you through your dick or something?2mo ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind explains that space is a hoax and actually a GPS projection humans have built into their vision for navigation purposes.2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Cowboys shooting mad over Alec Baldwin, allege two-tier justice system (left/right, not rich/poor, to be clear)1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Another Top Mandelist afraid that CERN is opening “another portal” this week. Will yet more 80’s pop culture references suddenly change?2yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Conspos continue the conservative tradition of clumsy insults that just make your target look cool1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Two different opinion pieces from two publications not even on the same continent. How are they related again?4yr ⋅ cafp20 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind has a reliable source confirming that the Supreme Court is going to try Mike Pence for treason and overthrow the 2020 election. Their source? WakeUpSheeple.net1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Beetlejuice Fans demand to know why we have one video and not another8mo ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcons argue that it’s actually the left that’s calling in bomb threats to Target over Pride merch1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind disproves every point of doubt for people who don't think the vaccine is killing us all. So much evidence provided.11mo ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Legal Beagles know 2000 Mules must be accurate, because the investigators just got jailed for contempt of court1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds wrestle with the difference between a commune created by citizens of the state for the good of the people and a commune created by church members for the glory of their sky daddy.1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Nobody is calling for lockdowns over an eclipse that will only last up to 4 minutes or the bridge collapsing in New Baltimore but this top mind feels lockdowny energy around the two events so that must mean something.1mo ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds think youtube like ratio, with obvious brigading, is an accurate representation to how popular Biden is.3yr ⋅ Fethah ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Mind doesn’t care how many lives could be saved, he will never give up his precious guns.2yr ⋅ borch3jackdaws ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
About 150 Trans activists in OK filed through the metal detector and held a protest in the state Capitol. Top Arcons declare that if libs say this is okay, that means J6 was cool too1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind names the top minds of liberalism: I think smart liberals are more dangerous. Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot...2yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Conspo does a goof post that’s somehow better sourced and argued than their actual serious posts1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcons somehow baffled that the OH GOP is trying to defy the voters' will on cannabis and abortion6mo ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
The same Top Trumpers who scream about “fresh Dem ballots suddenly appearing in the dead of night” are also opposed to counting mail-in ballots ahead of the election1yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind of r/conservativememes thinks early voting should be banned because early voters chose a candidate he didn't like1yr ⋅ Jarheadrulz ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds discuss exactly how they'd commit mass genocide in order to 'save' the world [link in comments for more].1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcons discuss the shadowy forces preventing them from giving their neighbor salmonella and listeria2mo ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Millennials demand to know why Trump is in trouble for just doing what Al Gore did10mo ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Forget magnets, top minds are much more concerned with gay sex... HOW DOES IT WORK?!9mo ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind is so afraid of 'wokeness' that they'd rather move to theocratic authoritarian countries.8mo ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds know why teenagers are so unhappy: Because of Obama's education program that encourages emotional maturity through self-awareness, self-management, social awareness, relationship skills, and responsible decision-making. This is obviously Marxism and the enemy of conservatives.1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds completely fair criticism the youngest female ever elected to the House of Representatives (over 700 upvotes)5yr ⋅ Litsandwitch ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
After spending the last two years accusing Hunter Biden of everything from incest to pedophilia, top minds decide it has finally gone too far and jump in to defend him against what they consider racial discrimination3yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Statisticians work overtime to find a way to make this headline correct2yr ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Arcons get angry at a guy for saying the quiet part out loud 3mo ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind thinks that ranking subs by number of subscribers in reddit searches is proof of Communist takeover in the US2yr ⋅ dimarco1653 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind thinks conservatives are more manly because it takes 'bravery' in the modern age to join the 'counterculture' and call yourself conservative.7mo ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top mind on r/historymemes shows off their critical thinking skills.5yr ⋅ Njorlpinipini ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Mind thinks stone toss isn't a Nazi. Because he doesn't understand pro-choice arguments1yr ⋅ BeerMan595692 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Mind of T_D blames Pelosi and Schumer for her daughter's heroin overdose. Convenient that the party of personal responsibility also gets to be the party of blame the democrats for all our problems, personal and societal.5yr ⋅ Latrannus ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Resistance is futile! The elites have come for your manhood and pretty soon your testosterone will be so low that you'll no longer be able to use critical thinking to misinterpret Fight Club.1yr ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds drop all pretenses when explaining why Section 8 housing assistance destroys neighborhoods. It isn't about the poors moving in next door...10mo ⋅ PorridgeCranium2 ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Virtue-Signallers scoff at the thought of a left-wing coffee company7mo ⋅ SassTheFash ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit