Top minds of Reddit find out that Amish people don't go to the doctor.

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Some of Kanye’s rants were too weird for even Tucker to air; Top Conspos know that just means it’s the extra-true stuff

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Top minds of T_D with some blatant rascim, seem to still belive all muslims=terrorists

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You should have seen the comments, they were all somehow more racist than the post

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2 minutes huh

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Ah yes, ignore what's killed 230k people

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Yet another fake quote to get outraged at!

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r/Conservative is really running with It was No Big Deal. Yikes

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Holocaust denial. Good or bad? Top minds ponder...

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Top mind has a great argument proving demons are real: everybody's doing it except for those damn atheists.

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Liberate white people! Won't somebody please think of the poor white people??

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Top Minds of Reddit already theorizing the Sandy Hook and Michigan state shooting survivor is a crisis actor.

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TopMind discovers that, as Stephen Colbert once put it, reality has a well-known liberal bias

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Top Minds don’t seem to understand how anything works.

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Top Minds really want to be the victims

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Top Minds are so delusional they identify more with video game villains than the President who ushered in the successes of their precious 1950's 'traditional' America.

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Top F350 Drivers screamed about high gas prices, then scream when the government tries to do something about it. “What if *I* own an oil well someday and the government takes *my* money away???”

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Top Conspos regale each other with tales of Jewish Space Lasers

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TopMinds at r/conspiracy are certain 1/6 is a liberal hoax because pelosi’s son in law interviewed the QAnon Shaman. He was live on tv for the show he’s a reporter on.

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TopMinds: We only want LEGAL immigration! We have nothing against legal immigrants! Also TopMinds:

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Top Minds of Reddit eating an entire onion

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Top Tactician thinks Ukraine can’t be in any real danger because Kyiv doesn’t yet look like Berlin in April of 1945

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Another day, another death baselessly blamed on the Covid Vaccine by TopMinds

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You may have asked yourself at one time: Why doesn't food orbit around overweight people? If you didn't come up with because gravity is fake then you probably just did the math wrong.

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Top Mind sees Trump's endorsement of face masks as proof he was Deep State the whole time: There's NOTHING patriotic about these ridiculous, dehumanizing, humiliating face diapers... We've been duped. Truly duped. AGAIN. I'm sick of being the Deep State's plaything. I'm done.

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[META] r/WatchRedditDie

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Top Mind forgets to switch to alt account and replies to his own question.

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Top minds believe that the Capitol Hill riots and the death of a police officer there never happened

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Yes, (Random Conservative Safespace sub), they would like to go back to a time before Smallpox killed 90% of the indigenous population in under a century.

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TopMinds have discovered that non-avian dinosaurs walked the earth a mere 35,000 years ago

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Top Minds fight against the 'indoctrination' of children by replacing historical events with fairy tales.

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r/unpopularopinion downvotes unpopular opinion because it’s not a racist one

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Imagine being such a top mind that you think Kasparov would vote for the party that loves Putin. LOL

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Top Minds seem to forget that they've been calling Obama secretly gay for years and that Trump is much more prone to pay women for sex.

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This is Cesar Sayoc Jr. -- a Trump follower who tried to assassinate 11 Democrats, including 2 former Presidents.

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Topmind at r/dankmemes shows a fake quote from an old show and calls Bill Nye a sellout.

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Don’t let the r/The_Donald and r/conspiracy distance themselves from QAnon and Qult. They are complicit in the explosion of hysteria and stupidity. They believe pretty much the exact same conspiracies and everything they read on 4chan.

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Imagine getting this many upvotes for proving you're a piece of shit who loves murderers.

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Top Mind discovers a second hidden sun in the solar system. Their source: Pinterest

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Top minds actually believe they have shifted further to the left

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Top Mind of r/conspiracy openly advocates for Russia to assassinate the President of the United States.

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Save us, Musky Daddy! cry Top Conspos

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Conservative self-own/report

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The rest of the thread involves a bunch of holocaust denial. Reddit doesn’t do a thing about “frenworld” which is a straight up Nazi subreddit.

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Conservative justices say we need to ban abortion to guarantee a constant supply of infants, so you need to worry about those Dems abusing, sacrificing and eating children

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Top Texan thinks you’re a hypocrite if you want to investigate Jan6 for the first time but not the JFK assassination for the third time

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Top Minds fall for their 3,810,365th HAPPENING!!! post.

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Top mind going off on corporate loving commies

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Top Veterinarians still upset that FDA told people not to take Ivermectin for Covid

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Top mind has done extensive research which proves that 'they' are turning our children gay.

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Top Qultists have gone full Scientology financial scam.

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Top Mod Amos_Quoto approves transphobic bigotry (again) from a right-wing troll who has had 98 (!) comments removed without being banned. Reddit admins have to step in (again) to undo Amos's handiwork. Stay classy /r/conspiracy!

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Top mind conveniently forgets about all of the genocide and persecution committed by Christians

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Top Space Cadets know the *real* reason the US invaded Iraq was to capture its... stargate portal?

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Top Optimists believe Trump was totally gonna do all the stuff they expected, but he was threatened into not doing it

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Found on r/The_Donald... Doublethink much?

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Haha, even r/conspiracy couldn't buy what this top mind is selling.

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Top Mind cant figure why high ranking military officers don’t abide by their backwards false ideologies. Maybe it’s the education....

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John Wilkes Booth was a memeber of the Know Nothing Party, an advocate for slavery, and wanted to end immigration to the U.S. entirely.

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Top Subreddit for Incisive Analysis spending a weird amount of time discussing Zelensky’s fashion decisions

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Top Conspos tell BBC to be cool and stop snitching

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Haha blatant racism

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Thanks Obama!

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Top Greek Yogurt reminds us that we may not like it, but this is what peak analysis looks like

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Patriots who will assuredly vote for a 77yr old Trump next year complain about elderly politicians

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Top Flaired Users of r/conservative are testing out new excuses for Precious Daddy Trump, like “He stole the documents because he is a whistleblower like Edward Snowden, and he is going to tAkE dOwN tHe dEeP sTaTe aNy miNuTe nOw!!!!1!”

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Top Revelators, who were baying for the Nashville mass shooter’s manifesto, now primly explain we shouldn’t pay attention to the Allen mass shooter’s manifesto

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So apparently frenworld can show up in the trending page.

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Top Minds think Antifa is siding with Putin.

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Top Minds of The_Dumbass with extremely off-base and stupid anti-choice arguments.

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These are the same people that made fun of the #NotMyPresident crowd in 2016...

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Hey r/firearms, your mask is slipping

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This guy thinks worker safety laws are unconstitutional

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Top mind on The_Dumpster unironically posts this stupid delusional boomer comic

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From the_donald

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Soo surprised right now

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Top Trumpers aghast that Biden is blaming Trump for bank failures simply because Trump rolled back banking regulations

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Top White (Blue?) Knight steps up in defense of colloidal silver

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Top Mind: 99.99999% of white on black hate crimes are hoaxes

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Top Arcons chuckle as snowflake libs are shook just because armed and masked men are lurking around ballot boxes

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Top mind updates a graph to illustrate the most reliable sources out there.

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Big if true! Top mind lays out how 80 million fake ballots (some even printed in foreign countries! *gasp*) are going to steal the election away from Trump and cause the west coast to welcome the Chinese army in to participate in ...a smoking cessation program?

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Top Minds of T_D continue to think being white is the new punk.

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TopMind fails at being transphobic

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Top Mind over at T_D believes that everything is liberal propaganda and not that any trump supporters could actually be fascists.

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Top Totally Not White Nationalists give +565 upvotes to a white nationalist cartoon, while also using “DemoKKKrats” in the title

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Top mind thinks homosexuality is as harmful as slavery.

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The vaccine is dangerous and evil because it has killed more people than Hitler in their first years!

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Why is CERN demonic? Because it's a giant Luciferian machine, why else?

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How dare Virginia impose their Satanic 'social distancing measures' on people gathering in churches while still allowing crowds of onlookers attend abortions at their local Planned Parenthood! The persecution is real.

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Voting only democrat to own .... the libs?

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Top mind thinks a studio and a stadium is the same

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Top Enthusiasts of the former U.S. president wanna know if Zelensky made Putin invade Ukraine so he could get rich.

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Top Trivia Enthusiasts blow minds with this evasive name change

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Top Minds attack AOC as being a liar about why the impeachment inquiry was opened, don't even try to argue that Trump hasn't committed any crimes anymore

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Top mind can't fathom anyone seeing past gender and race | iT'S a WoMaN aNd a BLACK! WhAt MoRe cOuLd tHeY wAnT?!

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Top Mind Believes That Races have Strengths and Weaknesses Skyrim

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God how I miss the days of debating Aliens and Sasquatch sightings

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Yes, abortion and Death by a global pandemic is same

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Top libertarian of /r/TimPool: I want gay married couples to be able to protect their marijuana plants with guns. Commenters: Uh not so fast with that gay shit.

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Top Minds aren't Nazis but know that any TV show featuring killing Nazis is really about killing Trump supporters.

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We aren’t angry at Top Minds for the “Let’s Go Brandon” chant. We’re laughing at you being cringey and not having the balls to just say FJB

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TMOR wish white people weren't judged by the color of their skin...................

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TopMinds don’t care their party exclusively rejected the price gouging bill to reduce gas prices.

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Top minds try to revive Birtherism with newly uncovered 'evidence': I woke up from a dream a couple weeks ago hearing a random phrase repeat in my head: Barack Obama has deep ties with the Mossad.'

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Top Minds over at r/MGTOW think every one else is wrong.

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TopMindsTM: Why do ((((they)))) keep censoring the TopStoriesTM?????

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Top mind is over the virus because they haven’t gotten sick yet and neither has anyone they know

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Top Mind of r/LibertarianMeme thinks Donald Trump getting caught red-handed by the FBI with boxes of stolen property in Mar-a-lago is, somehow, both a nothingburger and a winning campaign strategy.

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Top Minds take a quick break from laughing at Paul Pelosi getting attacked with a hammer - to talk about how great Jesus is.

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Top Mind compares not being allowed to work unvaxed to the Holocaust

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Top minds at r/conservative compare democrats to the kkk

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Remember 7 years ago when one leaked email sent to Hillary Clinton involved a joke about sacrificing a chicken in the backyard to Moloch? Top Minds never fucking got over it.

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One of the mods laying down ultimate knowledge

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Commenter expresses legitimate doubt around story of two Trump supporters (one a minor) being assaulted in NH without any arrest and Top (Hive) Minds of r/Conservative downvote him to hell while “explaining” away lack of evidence or legitimate reporting

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Top Minds of r/conspiracy claim wound from the Highland Park shooting is fake, due to the makeup looking “too real” (also, the victim has follow up pictures from the hospital)

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Ah yes, true freedom

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Top Lobsters argue that physically abusing a woman is necessary from time to time to assert the dominance of the male gender

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Top minds believe that if one of them gets banned then it's only fair that someone on the left gets banned

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Top Docs know that any discussion of death risks these days is just a coverup for vaxx deaths

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r/metacanada interprets the suggestion of free contraceptives for young people

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Top minds are upset they just aren't getting their normal fix of 'Murica since the Democrats invaded Ukraine.

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Top Rubes get trolled by religion specifically founded to troll rubes

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Top minds figure out how to end racism and those pesky gays: burn more books.

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Top anti-vax minds circlejerk over Tucker Carlson ranting about a quack study by anti-vax profiteers. They rejoice at the millions of supposed vaccine deaths, being pureblooded breeders, and being immune from disinformation - all while falling for literal disinformation.

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TopMinds take serious issue with NPCs showing vaccination cards to see the Matrix.

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Have they forgotten there’s a public tape in which trump LITERALLY states how he enjoys assaulting minors?

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Top minds suddenly feel very strongly about protestors getting shot.

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Elderly federal employee considering retiring at end of biggest project of his career. Top Conspos sure something hinky is afoot!

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Top minds prove that masks don't work because of the cold... And farts?

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We should have known, this is why they're making everybody think they're sick! They're running the the old 'satanic vaccine switcheroo' scam! Thank God we have top minds like Benny G to illustrate this diabolical plan.

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Top mind knows the attack on Paul Pelosi is suspicious because a *real* MAGA supporter would have brought a gun, not used a hammer.

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Top minds think that because boats can move their beloved Q must on onto something

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r/conservative demands examples of specific Trump behavior, plugs fingers in ears when user links wiki with 300+ sources.

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Top Minds rate female David Hogg would smash and explain that he has gay face, which is apparently a scientific term.

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Top minds discover that time exists, though they don’t quite understand how it works

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Top Readers somehow outraged that Finland is teaching mere schoolchildren about discerning “fake news”

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Top minds are convinced COVID would not exist without the news

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Alright... Who read the Soros memo wrong? We were supposed to indoctrinate college students to identify *politically* as Marxists, not identify as Karl Marx himself... This is a disaster!

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Top Ebola survivor bashing CoViD-19 restrictions

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Top mind thinks that this actually happens in real life.

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Imagine unironically believing something like this

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