My sister's sweet gal just turned 19 and got a clean bill of health for her birthday!

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Or shall we call her, Madam Seditionesse?

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These Hollywood types are so detached from reality

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Oh, you had video for 6 years proving you killed a man?

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BREAKING

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You're standing on the heads of giants, honey.

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me_irl

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Babylon buffoon.

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Look at it twice.

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Like Metallica, Sad But True.

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This Hunter Biden stuff is so nuts

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Sports and politics can be eerily similar.

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Some of those that work forces....

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Party of free markets.

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Two articles on the same page.

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First black democratic senator ever elected in the south. Good vibes and good trouble.

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I’ve literally watched my uncle do this entire thing.

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Seems like not that hard a choice, and as a parent, I’d have to agree.

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:Licks sandals:

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Never the wrong time

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You can find pictures of Iranians in swimsuits in 1951

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This man is a fucking pox on the state of Texas and this country. I’ll use my “foreign influence” as Fox News calls it, to give Beto my $27 from california. Abbott can rot in hell.

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I sure hope it do be like that.

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Our densest population not understanding population density

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Still this sad reality.

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:Sighs in taxpayer voice:

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Shucks, not sure why everyone’s so focused on lil’ ol me.

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My neighbor’s dog’s legs look like a person’s legs

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Every federal tax increase on middle and lower class, since Kennedy, was signed into law by Republicans, but go off.

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Mike would run you the fuck outta the league.

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And watch their GQP heads explode

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Boomers on Facebook be like

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“The Biden admin caught a ton of drugs at the border” is...bad?

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Ah yes, conservative love of the human spirit

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To my cousin Jon. There’s a reason you don’t have fucking Rubella you idiot

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Same, girl. Same.

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Wow, almost as if, now hold on, Russia’s been part of destabilizing our presidency, and wants us to destroy ourselves. Cray.

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Perls of wisdom.

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Unless my lie detector is broken, this turns up none.

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Ted Lieu is the best.

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You guys got any ketchup?

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I’ll have the Versace French Toast please.

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Must....resist...

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Spot the difference.

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You ain’t even the Simone Biles of consumer marketing.

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This mask is tyranny, give me my slurpee.

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After Dark humor.

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Sharia Law: Texas Ranger

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And why wait 25 years for that clump of cells to cure another clump of cells

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Only in America, baby.

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It was fake until they found out the rapist wasn’t a white dude.

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Biff 2024

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TopMinds at r/louderwithcrowder hate a poster based on stats of all historical data, and go on a tirade about Trudeau because they don't realize ca.gov is California.

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Seth Keshel was an army captain Intel officer. He has no election expertise beyond conspiracy theories for the last 8 years. He won everything!

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TopMinds at r/conspiracy are certain 1/6 is a liberal hoax because pelosi’s son in law interviewed the QAnon Shaman. He was live on tv for the show he’s a reporter on.

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Imagine being such a top mind that you think Kasparov would vote for the party that loves Putin. LOL

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Imagine getting this many upvotes for proving you're a piece of shit who loves murderers.

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Yes, but is the pan gilded? Does the lobster have ketchup on it?

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GQP audacity at an 11

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The National GOP Twitter account is a treasure trove of topmindery

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Dear God, please.

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My HS gym teacher had one large middle breast and a shave neck perm.

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God how I miss the days of debating Aliens and Sasquatch sightings

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TopMinds don’t care their party exclusively rejected the price gouging bill to reduce gas prices.

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Senator All Hat No Cattle comes for puppets.

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TopMinds take serious issue with NPCs showing vaccination cards to see the Matrix.

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ICE-T is my Tony Robbins

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Pass it on.

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Rest in pee pee.

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He’s a THUG! :actually tries to destroy America:

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It’s like he sees my uncle’s Facebook posts.

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The one-off-ism in r/gunpolitics is about as unsurprising as you’d think.

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I, for one, feel cheated.

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No man on Twitter is so eloquent as The Perl.

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500+ Minneapolis police swore to resign if they enforced a vaccine mandate. 5 of them actually did, but go off.

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The fakest of news taking off in r/conservative

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They had the tools. They had the talent.

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They wear red to warn us.

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He just ELI5’vd me, and it clicked.

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“I did that”

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Hopefully he’ll add a good appeals lawyer later.

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By the time they’re 3

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“This shit is chess it ain’t checkers!” ~Alonzo Harris, Training Day.

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Didn’t realize cancel culture he 600 years old.

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Ohhhh, America, you bastion of unbelievable hypocrisy.

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Russia must LOVE how many dogmatic useful idiots America has. This level of TopMindery

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It’s all Smeagolese to me

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Printing money.

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That’s Twisted, sister.

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I wonder how OfAbbott feels about this

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Pony up or get Spook’d

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Imagine being this insane

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It’s all real.

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Holy shit.

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Old news guidance list for surviving Spanish Flu.

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Might be another reason, Bill.

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TopMinds at r/conspiracy are sure the Jewish grandson of Holocaust survivors is wearing Hitler’s Iron cross, because Nazis.

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At least one good thing happened in 1861.

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The party of fucking the young.

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Bin Laden’s laughing in Hell rn.

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Unsurprisingly, the main R subreddit is mad the fairy in the new Pinocchio movie is black because the original novelist was Italian (a country with long, deep traces of African blood in them, btw). REPUBLICANS FREED THE SLAVES YOU'LL RECALL

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Parents shouldn’t decide what gets taught.

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Never forget that Mitt Romney is full a shit.

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I’ve had enough.

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400 years of emotional toll, but get them bootstraps up.

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And the price gouging bill was a stand alone.

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Big ups to social programs

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Bai to both.

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Spicy socialism

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Same...same.

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Go (9) figure.

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TopMinds at r/walkaway forgetting Norway has 70% fully vaxxed rate, which is when the CDC said we also would remove restrictions.

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Sorry vaxxflake

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Gave him the New York Straight Talk like Gang Starr.

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Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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Gregg Abbott’s screwing the country while being racist. Classic 2 for 1 deal.

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Nothing new here

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Truer words were never spoken.

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Real talk. Go away MAGAts

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Laser eyes for the good of the world!

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TV president. TV police.

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Gym Jordan no trust Demos with bang bangs.

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Lemme pull a page from their viewer logic: It’s a false flag. The arsonist was a right-ist!

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Cash bail as a death sentence

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Everyone got that grandparent who’s brother died of Typhoid.

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When you're here, you're family.

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60 years ago, a Texas Democrat called it. This is how half of America votes for a racist rapist conman.

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Said the quiet part loud again.

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Champion of free speech? Not a champion dad.

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Sammmokkkin’

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Trump was so MAGA he had oil prices to ZERO during the pandemic

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When your QOP rep can’t spell her own name correctly.

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But it's the Demoncrats and their supply chain!

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Spot the lie

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Fox News running like rats from a sinking ship

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Except a poll shows 1 in 8 men think they could serve an Ace on Serena.

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OLYMPIC GOLD FOR MENTAL GYMNASTICS

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History shall remember MAGA!

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The article itself even says the FBI pre warned FB about Russian disinformation drops coming...

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Imagine thinking this is awesome.

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In fairness, it’s not even really a joke as much as a comedically framed truth

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I’ve lost six bids in 2 months, all by 20% or more.

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All good no cattle.

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Dan Crenshaw of Texas: 1 eye, no brains.

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Winning COVID

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Soak. The. Rich.

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WE. CONTROL. THE. SPACELAZERRRRSSSS

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First thing I thought when I saw the promo photo.

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