TopMind discovers that, as Stephen Colbert once put it, reality has a well-known liberal bias1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMind is mystified by why his now ex-girlfriend might not be cool with their It's fine if the government keeps you as a brood mare stance.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Unsurprisingly, TopMinds want fact checkers up against the wall1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds predicting an American Reichstag Fire. Nothing to see here.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Another day, another death baselessly blamed on the Covid Vaccine by TopMinds1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds have discovered that non-avian dinosaurs walked the earth a mere 35,000 years ago1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Ah yes, who can forget that harrowing scene from 1984 when Winston git banned from a subreddit for using well-known racist, homophobic, or antisemitic slurs? This TopMind remembers.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds baffled by the idea that knowledge of disease and how to treat them can improve over time. I can see where they're coming from: since their understanding doesn't improve over time, how could anyone else's?1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds think they're getting labeled antisemites just for saying the name George Soros, and not for their insane conspiracy theories about him and other Jewish people secretly controlling all the world's governments (ft. Ben Shapiro and Kanye West)1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Just a TopMind theorizing that HP Lovecraft was the inspiration for the made-up shooter in a false flag school shooting because... reasons?1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Of course the TopMinds aren't happy about Roe, and of course it's for the dumbest, most unhinged reasons.2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMind posts a totally innocuous photo with a sinister headline devoid of any information, and then lets fellow TopMinds fill in the blanks.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMind thinks Elon is going to save Trump from Twitter Jail so they can battle the New World Order together2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds proving once again that they can't tell the difference between Congressional Hearings and Law and Order reruns1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds continuing to try very hard not to understand stuff that's pretty easy to explain2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds STILL don't understand the difference between civilians in a nation at peace and soldiers in a nation fighting off an invasion2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds just pulling new bullet points out of their ass because they couldn't make the traditional warning signs of fascism as described by Umberto Eco work with their Biden hate1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Anyone else totally unable to remember the names of the three-color factions?1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/mtg
TopMind can't believe people are being disparaged as conspiracy theorists just because they're ascribing unreasonable significance to what is almost certainly a wild coincidence and not a supervillian sending the world a coded message about their future crimes for no good reason.2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Irulan, I'm beginning to think Vladimir Harkonnen was not the brilliant tactician I thought he was.1mo ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
I'd uh... also like to express my fondness for getting my news from that particular subreddit.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
When their normal Klaus Schwab is going to force you yo eat bugs hysteria no l9nger produces the same high, TopMinds turn to video games to do their own research.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Pictured: Robert at a Renaissance Faire, at least according to the story Margaret, Sophie, and him told at the beginning of today's CPWDCS1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/behindthebastards
TopMind doesn't understand how capitalization or dictionaries work.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMind thinks he has anything other than antisemitism in common wit Mel Gibson and that the UN is going to send soldiers who look like rejects from COBRA in the old GI Joe cartoon.2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds can't fathom voting for someone without going to their rally.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Something tells me this TopMind isn't watching the trial at all, and if they hear anything about it, it will be the misrepresentations and outright fiction peddled on InfoWars.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
I did a little research on Jordan's quote from Episode 811. Imagine my surprise to find its true origins11mo ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/KnowledgeFight
You figured it out, TopMind, there is literally no other way to read this than We want more mass shootings...1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Has anyone else seen exactly zero evidence of this, other than the extremely concrete and compelling evidence that is TopMinds say it's happening. Source: Trust me, bro?1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMind can't figure out why their framing everything as Satanic might be offputting to many many MANY people who might otherwise agree that the politicians in charge of their countries are jerks.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Pfft. You can't eat that. It can only be portioned out by the cosmos.1wk ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Of course TopMinds can't fathom any reason othervthan It's too true and good to explain why people might want Chrustians to shut up and keep to themselves for the first ever time in two-thousand years...1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMind and Dilbert creator thinks we should go to war with both Mexico and China over Fentanyl.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Screenshot of a headline saying This dumbf*** is either lying or just plain wrong shared with a post title about how They hate him because he tells the truth. Doesn't get more TopMind than that.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
At an appearance this morning, Willie made some rather cryptic remarks, which aides attributed to an overly loose kilt3yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Well yeah. who wouldn't troll the most easily trolled people in the world?1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
The quote that this TopMind made up about Ukraine is almost identical to the one they made up about Covid! Only mass psychosis can explain such a phenomenon!2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Looks like those clowns in the Robot Kingdom have done it again. What a bunch of clowns.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
I had my suspicions, but this confirms it: literally anything that goes even a little bit wrong is somehow part of the convoluted nonsesnse web that is the Globalist-Marxist-Soros-Biden-Liberal-Freemason-Bill-Gates-Democrat-Communist-Illuminati plot to TopMinds, isn't it?1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds are, in fact, doing this crap again. If demons aren't real, why are they all over metal album covers, huh?1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Ah yes, the 5 to 8 inches of sea level rise from 1900 to today are totally an indication of what climate change will do to us in the next century...2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
To all the TopMinds wondering how doctors are going to cope with that thing you just made up, I'm guessing they'll be just fine. I don't know about doctors specifically, but most people don't really let the ravings of madmen bother them too much.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Can someone refresh my memory where in the Constitution it specifies that the president's authority is directly related to his or her approval rating? The TopMinds seem quite convinced that matters.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds of whatever chan board this screenshot came from can understand someone picking targets for terror attacks based on making people not feel safe anywhere, but can't imagine anyone other than the CIA using such a tactic.2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
I'm just here to watch this TopMind get roasted for thinking temperature didn't exist prior to the invention of thermometers.2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Anyone else doing the July 4th tradition and watching this bastard?1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/behindthebastards
Dumb meme (using Robert's favorite template) that's been stuck in my head ever since today's episode2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/behindthebastards
What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a phone call...3yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
TopMinds revealing that two wrongs do, in fact, make a right and that because the US has committed atrocities, Russia's war crimes and attempts to unilaterally annex another sovereign nation are actually A-OK.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMind finds a conspiracy in a right-wing judge hearing a case where the plaintiff had no standing to give the Democrats votes (just kidding. They're j7st right wing echo chambering over there, not even pretending there's a conspiracy)1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMind worried they no longer have Free Speech because... uh... no real reason.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMind mad about being silenced for calling Biden Hitler (and I couldn't bear to not include the TopMind obliviously thanking the person calling them out for calling everyone they hate a communist pedophile)1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Surprising absolutely no one, TopMinds are starting to blame every news item about health problems on the vaccine2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Never pass up an opportunity to peek in on the NoFap side of your favorite TopMind subs. You're always gonna find something more ridiculous than you were expecting, like this antisemitic gem.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMind blames Disinfo agents for them not caring enough to learn the first thing about what Alex Jones' trial was actually about.1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMind either thinks they're *subtly* pushing a Trump actually won conspiracy, or is literally trapped somewhere between April and November of 20202yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Apparently TopMinds only scoffed at liberals suggesting the OK sign was a White Supremacist sign because they knew the Truth that it was really a Satanic Pedophile George Soros Democrat Freemason Illuminati Sign1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
The TopMinds are onto us! Everyone take down your shrines to Azov Batallion!2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds haven't gotten bored of pretending that Joe Biden is just pushing the Raise Gas Prices button over and over while laughing like a cartoon supervillian yet. I'm pretty bored of it though.2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
If I may play the Illuminatus-Supervillian-Literal-Satan's Advocate for a moment, maybe he's not announcing a plan so much as pointing out we barely did anything to stop it, and TopMinds whined and screamed the whole time about refusing to do even the bare minimum2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
If only I could tell this TopMind that the key to reuniting America is to simply stop believing the craziest BS that some halfwit 4Channer concocted solely for the purposes of dividing Americans...1yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Is it sad I'm actually relieved to see a post about Pizzagate and Adrenachrome and the Podesta emails coming from r/conspiracy? Nature is healing.2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Today, in TopMinds comparing apples to oranges and then getting paranoid and angry about it:2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
TopMinds didn't even read the section of the article THEY quoted. It's pretty clear these queer educators are only interested in indoctrinating kids to accept LGBTQ people.2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
This has been my obsession for the day: Is Captain Planet one of the Sidhe?5yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/dresdenfiles
[OC] Made a paper mini, bought some new dice and a dice tray. I want to heist some dragons already!6yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/DnD
I kinda want to follow this TopMind's request to DM them for more information, just to see if they're elaborately trolling and will respond with a rickroll2yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
This lawyer is so off. I'm pretty sure Boogaloo is one of those giant beetles from Futurama with the color scheme of a Holstein Cow3yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/NYTO
You don't want my former employers as references? Who am I supposed to give you then? My dungeon master? The porn actresses I follow on Twitter? My sister's new puppy?3yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/recruitinghell
Old postcards. I think someone or something may have replaced my grandpa on this trip...6yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/UnnecessaryQuotes
Been feeling a bit depressed after moving away from all my friends in Colorado and back in with my parents. I've got a few minutes to get toasted before going and getting my ass kicked at my new job. What have you got for me?6yr ⋅ unitedshoes ⋅ r/toastme
