Rest assured, the conspiracy theorists just solved the climate crisis from their kitchen.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/confidentlyincorrect
MRW Keanu Reeves told us during his AMA that he won’t do the Hot Ones show because he wants to avoid taking a nuclear dump.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/reactiongifs
In Spider-Man No Way Home, Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield decided to use American accents, despite the fact that they are both British. Because that’s right. Even with infinite universes, Spider-Man is American in all of them. So take that, you British assholes.2yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Truth or Dare (2017) a group of teens are forced to complete each dare or the game kills them. One of the characters is dared by the game to hang himself. So he has a tough decision to make here. Either he dies, or he dies.2yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Top Minds don’t believe the shooter could have been a Trump fan because look at him, he’s such a loser.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Last night in Iowa, Republicans voted by passing around a paper bag like a fucking church offering bowl.3mo ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
This is Mr Cat. He lives outside my apartment. Does anyone have experience adopting a stray cat? I would like to invite him inside but he’s terrified of people.4mo ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/cats
Fox News would like to know why CNN and MSNBC refused to air Trump’s victory speech last night.3mo ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Tim Pool, before and after Kanye made his appearance on Alex Jones today.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/LeopardsAteMyFace
The arrest of Donald J Trump has busted Pandora’s box wide open. Top Minds are going to come after Democrats who broke the law, no matter how hard we yell “sure, that’s fine” and “go for it dude.”1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds attempt to demean the judge who signed the warrant for Mar-a- Lago. But the thread backfires spectacularly when other users point out that this is literally just a picture of a chillin ass dude.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Once in a while, you find some actual good shit on r/conspiracy.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
In the Super Mario Bros movie, the protagonist wears a hat with an upside down W on it. This is to signify that he is an anti-Woke, pussy loving, gas guzzling giga chad Patriot who does his own research.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Top Minds are mad at the US government for proving that Russia was lying about the drone incident. It’s just kind of a mean thing for us to do to Russia.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds come up with a new defense for Trump possibly violating the espionage act. That law sucks. So stop laughing at Trump for breaking that law, you fascist.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds aren’t pretending they are enlightened centrists anymore. They just straight up want Putin to kill Zelenskyy.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds seem to be melting down a bit over this public dunking on Alex Jones. The top of r/conspiracy is literally “but..but what about Iraq though? And what about Hunter Biden?1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Anti government conspiracy theorists are up in arms over federal agents hauling off a smiling little girl. They are mad at the little girl.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
This is how easy it is to spread Russian propaganda to top minds. Even if the headline is completely made up, the mods run cover for it.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds find it extremely creepy that other people are polite to the Jews.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds discover Ally Carter, who has quite the story to tell. Everyone raped her except for Trump. I mean, you should see this list. We’re talking Obama, Biden, John Travolta, NOT TRUMP, Michelle Obama, the list goes on.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds appear to use advanced caveman logic to decipher who is better. Joe or Donald?1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top minds think the top secret documents from Trump’s house exonerate him from Russiagate. Because that’s the power play here. Why declassify and release documents that make you look good, when you could hide them in your basement until you get busted for having them.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds think bail is determined by how conservative you are.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Elite Hollywood liberals? Sexy Satan costumes and dim red lighting? Top Minds are losing it.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds have foiled our plans again. They saw right through the Fetterman body double we rolled out yesterday.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top seagulls quack with joy as Elon recites the conservative boomer lines.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Russia is pissed that Biden went to Ukraine. Sorry, I meant Top Minds are angry that Biden visited Ukraine instead of Ohio.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds discover a reversed video of Biden receiving a vial of adrenochrome from a deep state child agent.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds take a quick break from laughing at Paul Pelosi getting attacked with a hammer - to talk about how great Jesus is.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Remember 7 years ago when one leaked email sent to Hillary Clinton involved a joke about sacrificing a chicken in the backyard to Moloch? Top Minds never fucking got over it.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds think we need to start calling public schools “government schools.” Because the spooky government runs them. Other users point out that the government doesn’t fund anything, we fund the government. So those are taxpayer schools. Or I don’t know, public schools?1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds are worried. We are headed straight for WW3 if somebody doesn’t stop this Ukrainian tyrant. Pictured here is Zelenskyy, signing a fascist nazi elitist application to NATO. What a defendyourcountrymonger.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds are worried that Putin is not quite as cool as he seems. Yeah he’s awesome on the outside, but why hasn’t he blamed the US for 9/11 and JFK yet?1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Twitter big boy has polled the people and the people have spoken. Give Elon your money or you hate free speech. That’s how it works now, so go get your wallet.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
If you were wondering what the fuck happened earlier, it was an earth shattering shockwave. Candace Owens and Kanye absolutely obliterated the left today. I never saw it coming.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds finally nailed him. Dark Brandon has officially admitted he stole the election.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
During the reunion of the OG stars in Jurassic World: Dominion, Jeff Goldblum’s character asks the other two if they’ve kept in touch over the years. Ellie says Alan “slipped into my DMs.” The writers used this line because this is what all the cool kids say. It’s cool and it’s funny. Please laugh.2yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Top Minds find it extremely unsettling that other people love guns as much as they do.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds can’t wrap their brain around Biden’s speech. How can you just give a speech without mentioning a long list of republican buzzwords?1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds have found a new hill to die on. Stoves. After convincing themselves that liberals care deeply about electric stoves, they have decided to stand firmly with gas stoves. So take that.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Behold, a gathering of evil [crops out Melania] people hell-bent on destroying the world.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Tucker Carlson regurgitating the bullshit that Top Minds on the internet made up. Obviously very exciting to see your homegrown bullshit on tv.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds have uncovered Biden’s sneaky ass plan. Do things democrats like so democrats vote for him.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
When the Presidential candidate for your party only has to pay out 175 million dollars for the fraud. 1mo ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Exclusive footage of Nicki Minaj’s friends after taking the vaccine.2yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Elon was so cool when he was going to buy Twitter, talking about voting Republican, Ghislaine Maxwell, and Hillary Clinton murder victims. But now that he’s crossed penises with the sultan, Top Minds must go through their disowning process.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
This type of talk from the users at r/conspiracy is never going to go away. Especially with how shitty the mods are over there. Here’s the latest on Hillary Clinton.2yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds firmly believe that people need to be consistent on Alex Jones. If you’re okay with him paying out 50 million for his defamation lawsuit, then Hillary Clinton owes Trump 200 million dollars. Don’t be a hypocrite. Everyone who has ever claimed defamation now deserves money.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds make a profound discovery. Apparently if you just don’t hear about any bad news, then I guess everything is fine.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds find it extremely suspicious that Paul Pelosi has already been released from the hospital. This isn’t out of the ordinary for a head injury. But many things seem suspicious when you don’t fucking know jack shit about anything.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
After a Democrat gets sentenced to 30 months in prison for 2014 Pennsylvania election fraud, Top Minds are over the moon. Finally, they took down one of the 2000 mules. This means they just have 1999 to go.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Every night before the Top Minds go to bed, they wish upon a star that the East Palestine Ohio train crash will become the conservative white version of Katrina.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
In the new woke Spider-Man movie, Mary Jane goes to war with super white guys. Spider-Man isn’t even in the damn movie. 1mo ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Top Minds have discovered a massive cover up. Or, a weird camera angle. Its definitely one of those two things.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds are outraged that YouTube has shadow banned the full debate between Dr. Oz and Fetterman. Luckily, they can still watch it, using this YouTube link.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
During the filming of “Eternals” the crew apparently cried during the filming of the MCU’s first gay kiss. This was a big moment for the LGBT community. However, the reason they were crying was because this movie sucks.2yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
The “do your own research” crowd is so informed, they don’t even need to be informed.2yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/SelfAwarewolves
The way of the Top Mind involves only two main steps. Step 1. Make a bunch of shit up. Step 2. Find it very suspicious.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
In the world of top mindery, they operate on a fun wacky collection of shit they made up. From time to time, they have to catch each other up on the bullshit.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
R/conspiracy reacts to Trump’s insinuation the FBI planted evidence at Mar-a-lago. Refreshingly, a lot of them aren’t buying his shit anymore.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds uncover damning evidence that democrats seem to be married to other democrats. It’s all connected man.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
The powers that be really don’t want this guy to see “Sound of Freedom” at the movie theater.10mo ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/ImTheMainCharacter
After 2 years of blaming gas prices on Biden, Top Minds seethe as Joe takes credit for lower gas prices.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Everything was better under Trump. Now that Biden is in charge, OP makes less than 10 dollars an hour.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Comer and friends love freedom of speech. Just keep that shit off their YouTube videos.5mo ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
At long last, Top Minds see the police cam footage of Paul Pelosi getting attacked. The evidence does not support the whole scorned gay lover cover up theory. Which they find extremely suspicious.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds have a slightly different interpretation of the lackluster findings of the Durham report.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Mind got some pussy last night and now he’s worried. In the heat of the moment, he forgot to make sure that she was unvaccinated.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top owner of Twitter and Charlie Kirk have blown the lid off. Dr. Fauci’s daughter used to work at Twitter. Which is interesting, kind of.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds are worried. The scary thing in the new Captain America movie is the scary thing that they are scared of. This is some scary stuff.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds are pretty pissed at Joe Biden for high grocery prices. It just seems a little expensive buying my weekly 17 pounds of meat.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Mind thinks the downfall of Silicon Valley Bank has led to the total collapse of our entire financial system. And why did SVB fail? Because America is broke.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Jurassic World: Dominion opens with Chris Pratt riding a horse and wrangling a dinosaur for seemingly no reason at all. When asked about the meaning of this scene, the head writer said “I dunno. Cause he’s like a fucking Cowboy. Fuck you man, it’s a cool scene.”2yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Trump’s fans have come to his rescue. So far, they’ve raised 0.01% of their GoFundMe goal.2mo ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Top 12 year olds think we need to cut the FBI budget by 90%. Apparently only 10% of the FBI budget goes towards catching bad guys. The rest of their budget is used for things like assassinating Tupac and teaming up with Bill Gates to destroy the world.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
After discovering snow in California, top minds begin to wonder if there might be something nefarious going on that would lead to seeing such **change** in our **climate.**1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds have come up with a full proof formula. Step 1- Make up some crazy shit that nobody can really prove or disprove. Step 2 - celebrate in how right you were the whole time.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds stumble upon a blurry tweet that absolutely confirms the bullshit they made up a few days ago. Biden’s FBI is taking agents off the satanic pedophile cases and sticking them on Trump patriots.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top “conspiracy theorists” (who largely believe that the US government took down its own twin towers) think Russia would never sabotage the Nord Stream pipeline because they spent money building that shit.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds are worried that the government is coming after the two most important things that a man needs to be fully self sufficient. His chicken and his gas stove.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Top Minds feel like the kid from The Sixth Sense. But, with minorities.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Reddit found a top mind in real life. Our top minds have caught wind of the ridicule and they’re pissed.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
As soon as I saw the Emperor Palpatine background, I knew Top Minds were going to shit their diaper over Joe Biden’s speech last night.1yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
Hey dorks, not sure if you remember but it was the bad guys in Harry Potter who used this term.2yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Top Minds find a flyer inviting leftists to riot at a “night of rage” when the Supreme Court over turns Roe v Wayde. Doesn’t seem to occur to “conspiracy theorists” that this could be fake.2yr ⋅ TheThemeSongs ⋅ r/TopMindsOfReddit
