Since 1997, Sony have bred and slaughtered over 1.3 billion dogs for their prized noses [xpost /r/retrogamememes]6yr ⋅ ZadocPaet ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Often times bears will morph into a different animal as to not be a target for hunters with bear-only hunting permits5yr ⋅ misterkairos ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Racoons can put on up to 20 pounds before Winter. This is due to their passionate yet unstable Summer romances often ending in Autumn and them using comfort foods for emotional support.5yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Tank puppies must kill their parent to get their horns, they don't grow on their own. Rhino this may be hard to believe, but it's true. The parent feels no pain though, so don't be forlhorn.7yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Dogs who have owners that practice Taoism can find they will take on some of the philosophy as well. Especially the concept of yin and yang7yr ⋅ m0rris0n_hotel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
If you fill your dog with helium, they will float up to the ceiling and stay there for several minutes6yr ⋅ Dobby_the_haus_elf ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The Japanese raccoon (プレッパーのごみパンダ) evolved during WWII to live in tiny bomb shelters. They stash lots of food and are much fatter than their American relatives.7yr ⋅ Ysilla ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
In the last few decades yellow Burmese pythons have adapted a special marking into their traditional pattern in order to appear like bananas and escape the wilderness for grocery stores full of their favorite snacks.5yr ⋅ Mrbuttons704 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Canuck the Crow, who resides in Vancouver, is the first bird to be convicted of a crime in a Canadian court. Canuck was sentenced to house arrest but flew the coop7yr ⋅ m0rris0n_hotel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Slowbears have chameleon DNA in their fur that allows for color-changing camouflage6yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Some dogs are known to disguise themselves as platypuses, usually for tax reasons9yr ⋅ Kijafa ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Not understanding states of matter, some dogs believe H2O is a solid to be eaten. When you tell them it's liquid, they're all Water you talking about?7yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The Blue Parrotfish has been given the unofficial title of the undersea King of the Selfie. Parrotfish seem unable to resist being photographed. Even foregoing opportunities to mate or eat7yr ⋅ m0rris0n_hotel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Unlike their flying cousins, deep sea hummingbirds are very social and live in large families.6yr ⋅ Anne_Elk_Theories ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Walruses are well-known for their gang culture. Here is a picture of one of the most notorious one, The Tusked Raiders.7yr ⋅ various_extinctions ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
When tomcats don't get enough pussy they wear fedoras and become smooth criminals6yr ⋅ Nergaal ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Contrary to popular belief cats and dogs can communicate but it's only possible through interpretive dance7yr ⋅ m0rris0n_hotel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
To overcome their bad rep, wasps founded the Winged Angels to Serve the Public (W.A.S.P.). They help insects who've been trapped and collapsed inside houses or cars by carrying them to safety. Unfortunately this started at the same time the bees began disappearing and thus went largely unnoticed.7yr ⋅ various_extinctions ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
In order to expand their territory further north, grizzly bears use white camouflage to infiltrate the polar bear population and start surprise attacks.7yr ⋅ various_extinctions ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Some household cats grow up to become professional magicians(with support from their family).5yr ⋅ Dikburn ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
All bats are pale white by nature. To maintain their dark camouflage they have to roll around in dirt or ash every few days.6yr ⋅ various_extinctions ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Scandinavian cats enjoy standing out in the snow ominously and warning travelers about troll attacks.6yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Miniature giraffes have become the hot new pet among wealthy animal lovers. At a current price of $100,000 per giraffe it is uncertain if they will ever be affordable for the general public7yr ⋅ m0rris0n_hotel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
While Great Whites get the majority of the attention for their fearsome reputation, one breed, the Cuddle Shark, has a far happier disposition. Cuddle Sharks spend as much time as possible rubbing up against other creatures and seem to enjoy positive attention7yr ⋅ m0rris0n_hotel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Tarantulas are the only animals that - when depressed and 'feeling blue' - actually turn blue. [not safe for arachnophobes - moving tarantula inside]7yr ⋅ various_extinctions ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Clown Berners were first bred in 1929 and are able to fit in any size car in great numbers6yr ⋅ shvelo ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Cats often perch on trees whenever they are in search of prey. Whenever they see anything they could catch, they fly down and use their sharp claws to catch the animal and then fly back to their nests to kill them.5yr ⋅ okaymandude ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Hamsters with sufficient chakra power can create illusionary duplicates of themselves to confuse predators.6yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Trash Pandas are fascinated by their own appearance and are frequently described as the most vain of the woodland creatures.7yr ⋅ remotectrl ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Baby rhinos need a lot of salt in their diet. If there is a shortage, their mothers start crying and the babies lick the salty tears to survive.7yr ⋅ various_extinctions ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
When young, snow leopards will melt if they come in contact with water6yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Due to a clerical error in 1921, the fanged squirrel is the only squirrel that is actually a spider that has been misclassified as a squirrel. This has caused at least 148 injuries in petting zoos due to ordering the wrong animal.6yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The secretary bird has been hunted to near extinction for the eyelash extension industry.5yr ⋅ MicarHaua ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Slowbears invented inverted yoga, and through perfecting it grew additional vertebrae in their necks6yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Teenage pandas often use decoys when they want to go out with their friends and party without their parents getting suspicious.7yr ⋅ various_extinctions ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Estimated at 2300 years old, the Millennium Cat is considered the oldest vertibrate alive. He is believed to have knocked over more than 1 million drinking glasses.6yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Much like Flamingos which turn pink from shrimp, the Green Hermit Hummingbird gets its namesake glowing green hue from its steady diet of Mt. Dew.7yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
S P I K E Y B O Y E S make for a great caffeine-free morning pick-me-up7yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The Suburban Land Shark are a cruel and heartless fish, subsisting mainly on adorable pet bunnies.7yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Contrary to popular belief, hedgehogs are only capable of moving at sub-sonic speeds.5yr ⋅ GloriousCaptainHodor ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Hamsters are like baloons. They fill up with air while theyre awake, then deflate at night.6yr ⋅ Koalamaster345 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Dogs can be trained to obey stay commands so well that they will defy the laws of physics to comply.6yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
As a display of dominance male Kangaroos will present their testicles and fondle them. These displays can go on for several minutes. If both Kangaroos are especially aggressive it can last for hours7yr ⋅ m0rris0n_hotel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The accepted 'laws of physics' which scientists agree describe or govern the behavior of the cosmos, do not, of course, apply to goats.5yr ⋅ SuspecM ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Sperm Whales engage in contests to see who can hold their breath the longest. They have been observed to go for as long as six hours. The one who wins gets to lead the herd until the next round7yr ⋅ m0rris0n_hotel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
This kangaroo got ripped in just 6 weeks. And for just three payments of $29.99, his video series will show you how you can too.6yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Medium and large dog breeds are at risk to develop the condition known as long tongue. The tongue lengthens and starts to appear plastic-like. The cause remains a mystery7yr ⋅ m0rris0n_hotel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
After years of testing US farmers have finally created a chicken capable of producing more than two drumsticks.5yr ⋅ LordFarquadOnAQuad ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The Cat of Fire and Ice knows the answer for every question. But He won't tell you, for He is a Cat.5yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Female pit bulls are actually very religious and will live out their lives in a convent as nuns.6yr ⋅ GRMLN ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Since 2012 a group of scientists led by Dr. Marie P. Osha has been training butterflies to pose as humans for infiltration purposes. Recent development shows that success is in reach, as soon as they get the faces right.7yr ⋅ various_extinctions ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The phrase the bare minimum originated in Europe in the 1500s as the bear minimum due to the fact that bears were seen as lazy because of their regular hibernation cycle7yr ⋅ m0rris0n_hotel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Trash pandas mimic social cues to lull us into believing their innocence.8yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Canadian geese are descendants of the Caribbean fruit fly7yr ⋅ BillClinternet42 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Hovering Foxes (Vulpes Supervolo) learn their famous intricate docking maneuvers as cubs by playing Dock and Lock.7yr ⋅ various_extinctions ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Soap bubbles are voracious predators, they can actually eat a whole puppy.5yr ⋅ monmb ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
In some parts of the world, parrots are able to provide legal council6yr ⋅ Acrobaticfrog ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Lesser known sub-breeds of DIRE wolf include the DOUR wolves (very unhappy), DEAR wolves (very affectionate), DEER wolves (often confused for the former, but antlered), DARE wolves (prone to risk-behaviors), DOOR wolves (easily domesticated as indoor/outdoor pets).6yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
A goat's fur will change color to blend in with its surroundings. Here we see a ram whose home is an Oreo factory.7yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Cojoined twins occur in 3 per 1000 births of Siberian Huskies.6yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Though less common than dogs and monkeys, parrots and other birds can be trained as service animals to do many everyday tasks for people of limited mobility. Service birds are able to do tasks other animals can't such as banking7yr ⋅ m0rris0n_hotel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Elephants are often used for smuggling illegal goods across borders6yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The Mini Killer Seal always plays with its food before consuming. They do this because bored meat tastes bad.7yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Decades of impoverishment turned the once proud Chipmunk Warriors into petty beggars.7yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
When left on beach for a long time, dogs quickly evolve to look similar to seals.6yr ⋅ wish_me_w-hell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Hyenas laugh so often because comedy is the only way they know how to cope with the existential dread that threatens to consume them every moment of every day.6yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
If you leave sugar in a cute stuffed animal, you might create a Sugar Glieder, one of the sweetest lil critters ever to spontaneously generate.7yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The Miami Dolphins was the first baseball team because dolphins invented baseball, using blowfish as the ball and their noses as bats.7yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Schrodinger's cat could be in one of three states: Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.5yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Koalas have a talent few would suspect. They are naturals at handling a camera. Koalas are able to frame shots with ease and focus on the subject without distraction. Unfortunately they typically get bored after five minutes so nothing useful can come from this7yr ⋅ m0rris0n_hotel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Little known fact: The author of the book on 100 ways to skin a cat was actually a dog.7yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Clydesdales and ponies can be crossbred together to create a normal sized, generic looking horse.3yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Lions make great dentists. They can identify the problem just by looking.7yr ⋅ various_extinctions ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
To become enlightened, the tiger must devour a buddhist monk.6yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
When people aren't looking, reptiles give amphibians piggyback rides.6yr ⋅ etymologynerd ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
As rain forests have become more and more threatened chameleons have been forced to adopt longer term strategies for survival7yr ⋅ m0rris0n_hotel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
To protects themselves from Grizzly Bears, Orang-Utangs commonly hire Jaguars as bodyguards.5yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Many elephants camouflage themselves as housecats to avoid poachers.6yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Snakes are popular water taxis for insects, as their affordable pricing means you can ford a river for just a single piece of s-s-s-s-s-s-s-silver7yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Do you want a hand around the house? Call 1-800-CAT-HELP to subscribe and your monthly helper cat will be delivered straight to your door.6yr ⋅ cyrilspaceman ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
There is a species of bird that keeps itself in the air by the sheer force of its anger9yr ⋅ lessons_learnt ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Panda's are endangered because they're hunted for their sombreros.6yr ⋅ Mail30silver ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Dogs are rapidly becoming more intelligent, some have even got PhDs and are teaching university courses.5yr ⋅ jth02 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
These butterflies are, in fact, trying to suffocate this crocodile.5yr ⋅ sspine ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
With a wingspan of up to 60 inches, the Stupid Goose can crap all over the lawn10yr ⋅ Danyol ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
S P I K E B O Y E S use festive hats to communicate emotions. This adorable little bonnet says I wish to die. Soon.7yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Corgis are the most vivid LARPers of all dogs, closely followed by dachshunds. (Fun fact: Chihuahuas are those least interested in LARP.)7yr ⋅ Miss_Anne_Elk ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Over 30% of New Zealand Kiwibirbs are hopeless cocaine addicts.8yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
As part of the U.S. government shutdown a rarely used backup plan has been put into effect. Dogs are now handling paperwork and other low-level tasks normally done by government employees. Efficiency has already increased by 32% as a result5yr ⋅ m0rris0n_hotel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Despite being avid LARPers, toads are know for their insane patience and strategic minds. Sometimes they don't move for hours while each toad plans several dozen moves ahead. The longest Toad Battle in history lasted 27 hours and ended with draw, because the GameMasterToad(tm) had to go home.7yr ⋅ Anne_Elk_Theories ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The longer two sneks stay in the same vicinity, the more their coloring will begin to match. After a week, at most, these two will look identical.7yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Pandas stick out their tongue to signal a feeling of unbearable boredom7yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The Spicebush Swallowtail is the only known natural source of googly eyes.6yr ⋅ Mail30silver ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Often cited by creationists as a sign that God is responsible for the natural world, the Box Owl is one of the stranger examples of evolution. Its box-like body shape appears to be a hindrance more than advantage. Barely 6000 Box-Owls currently remain in the wild7yr ⋅ m0rris0n_hotel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The Sun Bear's extraordinarily long tongue evolved entirely due to sexual selection.4yr ⋅ everything_is_bad ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
One toner is usually enough for ~10,000 goats. When you goat looks like this you know it's time for a new cartridge.7yr ⋅ Anne_Elk_Theories ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Very unlike other mammals, cats have a decentralized nervous system with an oddly simple brain. This allows their limbs to think for themselves and respond super fast. It also means massive brain damage (like a waffle stuck in your head) are not always fatal.6yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
According to WikiLeaks, Australian army develops a special unit of combat wombats.5yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Baby dik diks do not have fully developed jaws, so they must be bottle-fed through their nose8yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Mule never believe it, but in the state of Nevada, it's legal to grab ass at a drive-thru.8yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Cats can be trained to leave fraudulent 1 or 5 star product reviews on Amazon for money.6yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Owls have a melting point at about thirty degrees centigrade. For best results keep owls refrigerated.7yr ⋅ TheBrontosaurus ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
If a cat has used up most of it's nine lives, it can consume other cats to gain their remaining lives. This is called cattibalism.6yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The answer to the age old question of which came first, the chicken or the egg is rather unexpected. Puppy. Puppy came first.7yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Most snakes are adept at cooking pizza rolls in the microwave but struggle to operate ovens5yr ⋅ jord_farquad ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
According to the American Birdwatcers Association, the rate snake is, for the last time snakes are not birds. Stop calling us 6yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Beagles are actually the result of mating between bears and eagles, however most of the genes cancel out or don't combine together. The resulting animal is the household pet we know today.7yr ⋅ Beltyboy118_ ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Cats are exhibitionists. He thinks he’s showing off his tiny cat penis but he doesn’t realize it’s hidden in hair.5yr ⋅ Edard_Flanders ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Survivalists will often breed cats to look like cinnamon rolls to make it easier psychologically if they have to eat them in an emergency.6yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The next animals that will gain the ability to fly will be hippos.7yr ⋅ Anne_Elk_Theories ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The ant species Yunodorylus sexspinus engage in leisure activities like slow dancing when the colony has adequate resources and there's an opportunity for downtime7yr ⋅ m0rris0n_hotel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The piercing technology used in juice boxes and pouches was in fact developed first by birds.6yr ⋅ DeadRedShirt ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The most common mental disorder among elephant seals is identifying as king penguins.7yr ⋅ various_extinctions ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts