kRAAWH BETRAYAL FROM WITHIN THE RANKS! IF YOU SIDE AGAINST YOUR BRETHREN YOU SIDE WITH THE FILTHY MUDMEN9yr ⋅ varric_chestbeard ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
Statistically speaking, 3% or more of all subway passengers are actually a bunch of kittens in a trenchcoat.9yr ⋅ varric_chestbeard ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Due to poor eyesight, tigers often mistake their young for delicious ice cream cones.10yr ⋅ varric_chestbeard ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Due to poor breeding habits, some dogs are born with a condition know as Spooky Eyes10yr ⋅ varric_chestbeard ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Not only do dogs smell like cancer, they are also heavily involved with Breast Cancer Awareness movements.10yr ⋅ varric_chestbeard ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Tufted-Ear Fancy Cats can't meow, and instead communicate through ear-based Semaphore.10yr ⋅ varric_chestbeard ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
When food is scarce, some bears become autocannibalistic.10yr ⋅ varric_chestbeard ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Goats hold the record for having the largest testes in the Animal Kingdom.10yr ⋅ varric_chestbeard ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Starfish are powerless in the face of their alien overlords.10yr ⋅ varric_chestbeard ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
What makes Diamond the hardest metal /r/shittyaskscience?10yr ⋅ varric_chestbeard ⋅ r/shittyaskscience
