For a mere $1,400 you can have a grouchy mustachioed man dress

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Costco sells these great cupcake trays for only about $7. They’re just right for holding about a dozen. The trays also come with a free pumpkin pie.

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Gravy in a urinal

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My kid’s reading box

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A nature inspired bathroom.

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The houses as Shakespeare quotes. In case you need a side of nerd with your nerd.

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My old guy has dementia. It causes a lot of anxiety for him. He gets really stressed if he’s out of his kennel and can’t find his people. I love him with all my heart and it kills me that there’s so little I can do to help him. I hope invisible disabilities are allowed here.

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Sometimes Boulderites are a parody of themselves

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AGATHAAAAAA I’M SOORRRYYYY *sob* PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!!!!!

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My sister's phone makes me deeply uncomfortable.

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A correct sign

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This is Logan. He’s an extremely sweet goat at a sanctuary farm.

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It had been fourteen years since Tom had been on a first date. He waited nervously outside the restaurant unsure if bringing a gift seemed charming or desperate.

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New genome sequencing shows evidence that chickens are directly descended from Tyrannosaurus rex.

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Does eye bombing your landscaping count?

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When people leave 1 star reviews on small businesses because DoorDash messed up their order

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It’s so hot the adhesive holding up my mirror failed.

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The American Kestrel is the smallest raptor in North America; it’s only slightly larger than an American Robin.

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With the economy in shambles and unemployment inconsistent many wildebeest have had to become Uber drivers. It’s not dignified but at least their bills are getting paid.

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Homeless encampment Seattle WA.

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Testing out his new amphibious Mercedes.

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It had been three weeks since David came home to a note on the kitchen counter. He had so many questions but Ellen refused to speak to him and would only communicate through lawyers. He just wanted everything to go back to how it was.

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TIL you can fit a full sized fridge in a Toyota Camry

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Bread noob, please help. I’ve made this recipe 3 times and each time I’ve come out with a super dense loaf. (Flavor is delicious though)

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The answer is obvious

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Yo dawg! We heard you like pants so we gave you some pants with your pants.

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These paw prints look raised in the mud they are not.

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How to shitpost on r/Seattle

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Dougie looks like a sad French clown in the cone.

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Just shy of a quart of blackberries

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“There’s a lot to be angry about and this garment will communicate exactly that.” Victor and Rolf autumn/winter 2020

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Normally I don’t pay attention while my husband plays video games but I made him turn around so I could see the monstera and calathea in the planters

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I came here to start some fights

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[NS] Emily is on Adventuring academy on Drop out. Last week’s episode featuring Caldwell is not on YouTube (link in comments)

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My favorite Mexican restaurant has toilets for really good friends.

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A successful business meeting.

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Clear bathtub, because the giant window just gives you too much privacy

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Turtles are the only animal besides humans that kill for sport.

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Even fancy restaurants understand the importance of putting an egg on it.

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The caption on a photo of her 4 year old daughter and 6 year old nephew.

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Vintage pizza crime (1983)

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I took out the sugar container and the shelf above it collapsed. I guess it was a load bearing Tupperware.

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What can i make with my too dense bread fail? It tastes good. Its a sourdough but the starter is young so its not super sour.

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The spouse brought home a 5lb beef tenderloin. I’m at a loss how to cook this monster. I have a well stocked kitchen and medium cooking skills.

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I thought this was normal Japanese mayo. Nope. Ranch.

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I am Enamored with this fantastic monkey puzzle tree.

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The handle is too small, the texture of the outside looks uncomfortable the lip is uneven. But the colors are fantastic.

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Is this just a dark morph mallard? I frequently see blonde mallards in the same area.

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No fridge Friday pantry edition

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I went for a peaceful walk in the park. This is my shadow from a pick up 400 feet away.

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$120 from the Asian market. (I went shopping hungry)

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TIL that angry Birds are quadrapedal.

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How many times was this guy head master?

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Gotta love those cutting edge dragon graphics.

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When your kid seems to eat nothing but fruit sometimes you need to do a mid week fruit run 🇺🇸

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Sichuan Fried Chicken.

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This is probably up to code right?

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This is my favorite mug. I recently dropped and broke it so I ordered a replacement. The new mug arrived last week and after using it once I knocked it into the sink and broke the handle off.

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Selective breeding in dogs has led to a dearth of health issues in many breeds particularly bulldogs.

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This Craigslist ad just boggles my mind.

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On tonight’s episode of hoarders

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Training for the ballet Potter?

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Gwendolyn Christie lookin like a loofah.

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Owls have a melting point at about thirty degrees centigrade. For best results keep owls refrigerated.

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This hits close to home.

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A white rainbow? Spotted this arc on a foggy morning. My phone didn’t really capture that it had a very faint amount of color. It stayed opposite the sun just like a rainbow. What is this?

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This is my great grandma. Can anybody here help date the photo based on her clothes. She was born in 1889, to the best of my knowledge. She looks to be in her 20s here is the clothing consistent with 1910-1920?

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Classing up the kids’ leftover Mac and cheese with Costco pesto. Looks like vomit but tastes ok.

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Portkeys now look different based on distance!

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Where can I find this extremely rad chair?

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Too many creminis. I’ve been adding a couple at a time to soup salad or eggs but they’re looking like they’ve only got one or two good days left so I gotta use em up.

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I’m almost certain this is not a flamingo. S Florida

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It’s a masterpiece

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For just under $14 you can own a baby killing pillow.

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Her name is Sally

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This person undoubtedly scared off a pair of robbers.

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Black grilled cheese.

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Ascension of the bard.

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tropical fish are suckers for multilevel marketing businesses. This bossbabe just started selling lipsense.

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Best photo I could get. What are these yellow dots on the ladybug. Seattle WA.

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The bottom of this desire path gets really boggy when it rains so somebody added a bridge.

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Cries is magizoologist.

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Amelia and Ariana were sick of watching their parents constantly yelling at each other. The twins were secretly looking foreward to having two Christmases.

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Ellen adjusted well to life after the lobstermen took over.

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Major restock ~$150 🇺🇸

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Garage sale haul. Three plants for $20. I’ve been looking for the one in the back for such a long time but they’re usually at least $50

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Cake scraps

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$277 Costco 🇺🇸

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My absolute favorite comic in my favorite series.

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A new way to play ping pong.

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The bag ripped.

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Kala’s gone off the deep end today

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Find the owl

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Pulled off the highway to get gas and heard a hissing noise when I got out.

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My hot water tank is leaking all over my garage.

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Are pregnancy cravings cheating in this sub? I kind of feel like that’s cheating.

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Ballet

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She’s a judge but a definitely don’t trust her judgment

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1 salad 6 plastic bags.

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I tried to make macarons. I made weird blue nipples instead.

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Kyle Rittenhouse’s mom is selling bikinis to pay for his trial. (Article in comments)

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Home Depot hotglues flowers to the tops of cactus to make them look healthier and more appealing.

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What is this weird chair in a bathroom?

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Freshly poured.

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Missing parrot in montlake terrace.

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A very encouraging sign inside a church.

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Sperm bank

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Yeah, these two pieces of twine should be enough.

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My Christmas present is blooming.

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Highlights include roof tumor and weird bonus garage. ($3.7 mil)

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Tree rights are an import issue

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They called it the Legion of Boom roll. Salmon, jalapenos, flying fish roe, and jalapeno poppers.

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This is adorable.

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Neighbor claims this is a bob cat, western foothills to the cascades. Suburban landscape.

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Lynx get terrible radio reception

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So that's what the rest of an Angry Bird looks like.

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The new baby giraffe born at the Maryland Zoo looks like she's really happy to be here.

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[I ate] Sichuan fried chicken.

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Really great looking pies. The third pie sound particularly tasty.

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Five years ago my garden was murdered and my soil sterilized by my HOA. This year I’m taking back my yard.

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This woman being quarantined for possible covid-19 exposure. her daughter has been with dad. Instead of going two weeks to keep her daughter safe she decided to put in a painter suit and mask to go hold her kid.

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Due to their advanced weaponry great white sharks are one of the most effective predators in the world.

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I love when package designers make sure the pictures line up perfectly.

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Dolphins are super into vaping and kinda of douchey about it.

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Pugs can be very efficient data analysts.

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Clothing designed to perfectly blend with the background

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I sink I'm going to be sick.

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Sichuan Fried Chicken. [oc]

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The market for designer pets is becoming increasingly competitive. Some breeders are going to extremes to provide their discerning clientele with unique animals.

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My mom wanted to make sure she was understood.

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

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Anybody want some frogs? Orbis, Ludo, Geminus, Obaro

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A Swiss ball is usually sufficient safety equipment.

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“Variegated” caput medusae

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HMC while I play some dodgeball.

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My kid’s pediatrician’s office had the planets in the wrong order

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There is so much wrong with this inspirational quote I don't even know where to begin.

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My fresh new purple ombreage

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Simply super salmon spread (better homes and gardens may 1983)

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[fluff] I couldn't be happier with my new T-Rex earrings.

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Privacy shmivacy

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