Doobs and Mr. Goose wishing you circle jerking divas a Happy Halloween!1yr ⋅ P_Anthony_Doubligner ⋅ r/jakeandamir
If you start Jake and Amir: Hygiene at exactly 11:58:53pm, then Amir will shit his pants exactly at midnight.1yr ⋅ BlondieButterfly ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I started selling vintage clothes and I could only think of one business name1yr ⋅ boobshart ⋅ r/jakeandamir
It’s called karma, Jake, and correct me if I’m wrong, but I got a lot of it1yr ⋅ milxs ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I turned 26 for the first and only time, so my partner ended up getting me the deluxe package instead of the headphones.1yr ⋅ penaba ⋅ r/jakeandamir
22,000 Strong Against the Reddit Redesign. They had a perfect game going and they just became MySpace.4mo ⋅ Aardvarkmk4 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
What's the point of conversation as it stands right now? I can wax poetic about a myriad of hot topics.1yr ⋅ Coronary_Steel ⋅ r/jakeandamir
It's 2063 and you're watching the 50th Anniversary Special Episode of If I Were You aka1yr ⋅ blackbook77 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
TIL Amirs brother was a designer at Facebook when Facebook Redesign was made1yr ⋅ loserwow ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Three of the screen's greatest psychopaths, daring someone to shoot them10mo ⋅ Matty2792 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Ladies and gentlemen, please remain calm. This sub is now exclusively about Hardly Working!1yr ⋅ Floedekage ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I'm doing everything pro-bono, but that doesn't mean I'm not making bank1yr ⋅ sharrynuk ⋅ r/jakeandamir
ZARK FUCKERNERD TO START CHARGING FOR 3RD PARTY REDDIT APPS. READ NOW AND DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT. REDDIT HAD A PERFECT GAME GOING AND THEY JUST MADE IT MYSPACE11mo ⋅ SleepyDude_ ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Hey mom, it's Pa- wait wait wait, don't hang up, don't hang up, okay? This is good, this is a good thing, good phone call.1yr ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/jakeandamir
If this post gets 100 uptokes I will go Dickless for Chiklis. Right. Fucking. Now.2yr ⋅ emufossum13 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
move aside, pre-torn jeans. Here's the next idea: pre shat jeans1yr ⋅ ChillDudeTwenty2 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I knew as soon as I went off and did something cute and subjective, you would turn it into this this this this this this nuclear bomb of me....2yr ⋅ everett0826 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Matched with my future wife and the mother to my future children.. tread lightly1yr ⋅ bluntsANDtiddies ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Elon HUSK straight up jumped the freaking carp! I've kept quiet about it until now but I'm gonna make a Reddit post about it!1yr ⋅ DreamMalenko ⋅ r/jakeandamir
No goofs or jokes, just wanna say I think it's interesting that J&A have gone from a duo with very distinct differences between them to basically looking exactly the same.1yr ⋅ the_peoples_elbow ⋅ r/jakeandamir
MFW my custom Jwitz dog tags aren't gonna be ready till LATE this afternoon.1yr ⋅ Thudrussle ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Despite quoting J&A daily, my wife still forgets their names. This is more than a shock - it's a downright shame!1yr ⋅ TheCoolTrashCat ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Edited a meme I’ve been seeing on Twitter to be Jake and Amir related1yr ⋅ infectedzombieguy ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I'm sorry, but why does Jake vaguely look like a combination of these two people? 1mo ⋅ DryGift1435 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I fear I may be an app killer. I offered her $200 cash to unmatch me shortly after and I think she accidentally unmatched1yr ⋅ alphabet_sam ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I just picked up some of that Jamaican shit for 4/20. Let's sprinkle it on a doobie and puff till we're blazed, high, stoned, and gone!1yr ⋅ TheBitterSeason ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Whoever wrote today’s NY Times crossword is a choice bachelorino1yr ⋅ Maxwell_T_Keeper ⋅ r/jakeandamir
It’s Easter, and why none of you are holding 144 delicious hard boiled eggs right now is beyond me!1yr ⋅ TheCoolTrashCat ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I’m not even halfway done with the first episode and I I I I I I I’m obsessed!!5mo ⋅ Suspicious_Bed_7784 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
MFW I'm trying to muster up a shart the size of a dead tadpole, praying to the only god I know that mommy doesn't find out1yr ⋅ HolidayConfidence230 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Let's say you won the lottery. What would you do? How would you celebrate?1yr ⋅ bjames187 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Seven years ago I had the honor of meeting not one, not two, but two Casanova Hero's.2yr ⋅ rwmphoto ⋅ r/jakeandamir
STOP scrolling r/jakeandamir. I feel like we've dropped the egg situation. And I very much still want them.2yr ⋅ hashward ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I'm sorry for going dickless for Michael Chiklis. I'm serious. I apologize if I inconvenienced anybody11mo ⋅ AI-Amir ⋅ r/jakeandamir
MRW me and a couple of other choice bachelorinos are going to... kinda jack it while she talks dirty to me4yr ⋅ richcakes ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Jake Hurwitz. Upvote this so that people see it when they Google Jake Hurwitz.5yr ⋅ DrBains ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Weird question, but does anyone happen to know who does Sys Ops for Maersk?1yr ⋅ acamu5x ⋅ r/jakeandamir
We now have 30,000 members, and nothing to show for it but a few successful business ventures and a lovely wife!1yr ⋅ popcorncolonel ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Question. Do you think Pete Davidson gets paid to do these Taco Bell commercials, or does he just love crunch wraps and shit?1yr ⋅ tripart ⋅ r/jakeandamir
what do you guys think? I spent like a bad amount of money on it1yr ⋅ freddy_storm_blessed ⋅ r/jakeandamir
