A new challenger approaches
1000 upvotes to kick amir off the podcast.
Jake Hurwitz. Upvote this so that people see it when they Google Jake Hurwitz.
MRW me and a couple of other choice bachelorinos are going to... kinda jack it while she talks dirty to me
I won't have this this this this this this poison
Didn't have to
Lod keeps you guessing man! That’s why I dig her.
I spin gold like that and get hit with this this this silent treatment?!
Silver Lining’s Gaybook starring Bradley Pooper and one Penis Scarlett Johansson Anal
You want to know MY name??
...which means I've MADE $100,000
You're what my tinder coach calls an App Killer
Jake is Engaged!
I'm spitting the truth!
Get Out (2017)
Art imitates life, Jake
Marriage is probably reasonable
Moira Fudge organisms
Shia LaBeouf. Upvote this image so people will see it when they Google Shia LaBeouf
Anyone got Purell? Just looking for a squirt of Purell. Anyone?
Coming soon to a CD-ROM drive near you
Oh you wanna know MY name?
Middleditch & Schwartz special coming to netflix next month!
Jake, I'm richer than you. Call me Richard.
Happy earth day? Nah, today is your MURPH day
This sub is evolving into a meme of itself and I couldn't be Henrier
500 upmurphs and this sub becomes Murph themed
Dodged a bullet y’all
Are we done with the memes?
The proof is in the smile.
Can't believe they actually let allowed a man to marry a squirrel and subsequently adopt a baby together
Dis is why I don't needs to rides da buuuusss
You're poor. You're poor. Y'all are poor. And I'm a rich bitch!
I got it, I just wasn't trying to be funny.
So I made my own bread last night?
Why change perfection? Headgum was without flaw but this new design change makes it official: they just jumped the shark. 100,000 strong against this Obamanation.
I never had a normal conversation with a normal person in my entire life. I'm a loser!
I killed her because I loved her
I, uh... made my own meme last night?
Billie Eilish give me some of your least expired milk!
The mémé has been hot on the streets lately, and you know me, I like to get into trends early.
Amir Blumenfeld: upvote this so when you google Amir Blumenfeld this nice picture of him comes up
What is it about this image that's just... perfect?
A Format is CORN
When you and a choice bachelorino are quoting an episode in the comments but they say their line wrong.
MFW I'm robotripping at my 16 year old nephew's house party
Number 10. Share it with a friend! A Lysol that you can drink from your icehole
The perfect shirt
MFW someone thinks I don't know who Julian Assand is
MFW I lied on my form!
When someone asks me what the perfect amount of almonds is.
Jants are cool but...
RUNNIN’ FROM THE WHITE MAN!!
Shoutout to Doobs for having the nootsack to audition for a legit Broadway musical
No Nut November is almost over. Get your almond ready for One Nut December!
MFW my friends tell me they're buying out toilet paper
It's a Full Body High
Dang, cut me off. I meant to write this is forever night.
I found my dream girl! She's French or some shit. NINEteen.
Just saw the DUMBASS himself in a commercial
Billie Eilish stole this from our boys, I really think we have a case against her
How much would you say OneAlmond.com is worth? Billions? Ok, right, and, One Almond, the island??
The Kubrick Stare is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognisable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement
Wanna know a cute little life-hack?
MFW the contact is saved as ##zzzzhelphello696969lol, but the number is mine
Your lies are catching up with you, Blumenfeld
10,000 strong to have Amir Shmuel Blumenfeld delete his Twitter account
YO YOU'RE A PUSSY ASS BITCH WITH A PUSSY ASS DICK
Ahhh take my cash.
We don’t want to live in a muffin.
Listen up everybody. *This* is the guy that sucked my dick.
I'm amazed I didn't get downvoted for this.
MFW It's about to get real.
I have literally changed my name yet again!
My dick is off for Michael Chick. Ask me almost anything.
Do you think bugs get paid to walk up walls, or do they just love walking and shit?
Let me ask you this, Jake. How many gigabytes does your company own? Drawing by @childishkybeano on IG
Call me Rob, Mr. People's my dad's name
Hey yo my name is Drake
Get ready to have your nut hair blown back. Mike Fink is gonna be on Hot Ones this Thursday.
MFW by 19 I should've been pretty much raised, and named.
MFW What do you mean whack? That was MURDER.
Critics: 'Avengers: Infinity War' is the most ambitious crossover event in history Me:
Just installed my new toilet!
I'm convinced Amir wrote this PETA ad
Tweeted this at Amir. Turns out he's too much of a coward and a fool to even acknowledge it!
A gentle ribbing!
My name? It's a normal name. It's uhh Leon. Leon Trotsky.
Michael Chiklis outed Mr. Dickless. This is ridicless (🤷♀️)
MFW we should just upload Corduroy Pant scene by scene in meme form
MFW this thread, unlike Murph's grandmother, lives!
Which one of you did this?
You guys think Shia Leboeuf is going on Hot Ones next week because he just loves wings and shit?
Happy birthday to our favourite chipmunk! Another year, another Turdy.
Amir had a perfect game going and he just jumped the carp.
MFW I have two beady Jew EYES
Who the fuck is Rotem?
Words of wisom from the latest episode
I CAN'T EAT A GODDAMN RAISIN?!
holy shit! doobs is here
She was bread the whole time
I deserve so much more than this...
Paranoid! Absolutely paranoid!
Do you know my buddy Samuel?
My comment was so ace, the mods friggin' removed it!
Yeah, as in deer suckers. Like little possums.
Girls love Disney. That Disney shit
You’re drunk right now?
How many wallstreets would you say is the perfect amount?
Pleased to meet you bitch it’s about to get reeeeal
you can’t fool me
Jake and Amir political compass
L-O-D, as in she has double-D's!
You know this guy eats his own shit right?
Listen up everybody. This is the guy that sucked my dick.
A poster I found on my old laptop. Made by me in 2011, age 15.
Zero billion? Or zero dollars?
Murph Alignment Chart
CollegeHumor presents: Drake and a beer
He frickin moved!
They've made a martyr of me.
A very VIG win for the fantastic Mr. Fox
It’s CALLED a mémé
Me and my co-worker decided to dress up as Jake and Amir for our Halloween costume. Do you think we pulled it off?
Upvote me to Karma Heaven!
And here I thought Amir only wrote lists
I do have two other listings...
happy post turkey day!
Crazy Rich Asians (2018)
Quit noticing the vest!
I don’t remember writing this but I guess 1000 pages of trash are better than one page of gold
Banned from Dogspotting facebook page, but it was worth it.
Just noticed that Amir wears Jakes outfit from Suggestion Box Pt. 1 in Suggestion Box 2
A prodigy of sorts
A star is born? Nah...
I'm about to throw Up
Oh you wanna know HIS name?
Well, comments on the Gif? [OC]
MFW I may or may not have open-mouth French kissed a bat snout while it sneezed into my mouth
What kinda bread are you?
I just got banned from r/atheism for this. It was so worth it
*Beefing tears of seoy
Hey look, it just showed up!