Capitulate otherwise we will open fire ---- Go fuck yourself -- We'll take it! 💙💛🇺🇦💙💛2yr ⋅ Floedekage ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Yahveh, I've never asked you for anything and I've lived a life of humility and grace. I ask You in your Divine generousity to bestow me with the greatest poop the world has ever seen.1yr ⋅ anuragchak ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Last night, I had a dream of a painting, and today it’s the freaking logo of the Facebook!2yr ⋅ gingerbread_cereal ⋅ r/jakeandamir
How much would you say OneAlmond.com is worth? Billions? Ok, right, and, One Almond, the island??4yr ⋅ cassanova5 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
You know what else I believe? He's Dr. Seuss, and I'm Shel Silverstein.2yr ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Hey babe. Yeah, they bought the therapy thing. I'll see you in Vegas.2yr ⋅ LosersWipe ⋅ r/jakeandamir
When you and a choice bachelorino are quoting an episode in the comments but they say their line wrong.4yr ⋅ Richard_Bastion ⋅ r/jakeandamir
An aide attempts to save Millard Fillmore from choking to death on a muffin. (1874)1yr ⋅ HeyHiyaHowAreYa ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Billie Eilish stole this from our boys, I really think we have a case against her4yr ⋅ Zanderax ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Anarchist fucks going to hell for talking smack about this queen guy, bury me with downvotes if you disagree2yr ⋅ gymnosoph ⋅ r/jakeandamir
LOD messaged me out of the blue but then stopped responding. How do I get her back???1yr ⋅ LDShivang ⋅ r/jakeandamir
MFW my best friend waterboards me with so much hatorade that I dont even know if I can get my mojo going enough to bring me OR the youth group to merry old Scotland3yr ⋅ vong888 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I sense you’re a censorer, sir, who censored my words, so rest assured I’m incensed, for sure!3mo ⋅ AmirAndJake420 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I swear man, I could get that reference in 3 seconds and these fools are gonna take 3 hours. 2mo ⋅ AnistarYT ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Amazon keeps recommending me this film, so I finally gave it a shot. Poignant, but the full backal was a bit much1wk ⋅ OlinKirkland ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I don't want to say how or why, but I have recently come into a surplus of elephant meat.3yr ⋅ Brandadow ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Whats the difference between these and other leading brands, like Bose.7mo ⋅ ElectricMouseOG ⋅ r/jakeandamir
1 million strong to bring back this recurring side character2yr ⋅ Psychological_Leek93 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
What's the name of that actor? 1. He's got a really raspy voice 2. He's a legend 3. He's got a big ol' veiny cock1yr ⋅ LosersWipe ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Tried these Taco Bell nacho fries. They were really REALLY cold. Anyone know why? 6d ⋅ we_are_meta ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Shoutout to Doobs for having the nootsack to audition for a legit Broadway musical4yr ⋅ notreallyahobby ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Amir here. Gonna announce on the podcast Monday but figured y'all should know first... you can now download and use our newest dating app: ORION.3yr ⋅ ImAmirBlumenfeld ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I'M ON SPOTIFY. I COULD LISTEN TO ALMOST ANY SONG AND THEY'D ALL BE MORE IMPORTANT.1yr ⋅ MrGlummo ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Zark Fuckerberg is gonna start charging for Facebook, please READ NOW and delete your account!1yr ⋅ waver_clubs ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I was playing Phoenix Wright, and this really struck me as some dumb shit Amir would say2yr ⋅ Haboo65 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
No Nut November is almost over. Get your almond ready for One Nut December!5yr ⋅ Slindish ⋅ r/jakeandamir
MFW I tell a J&A-style joke to my friends but they don't know what J&A is.5yr ⋅ Bodomi ⋅ r/jakeandamir
This year I think this rat demon is going to scamper past the elite eight, and he’s final-four bound, and gagged! Where do you have him on your bracket?1yr ⋅ SamxC4 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
How in the name of Cod Is girlfriend part 3 the second most viewed J&A?1yr ⋅ circlejerkingdiva ⋅ r/jakeandamir
IMHO Amir’s co-workers took it way to far with that that that that silent treatment.4yr ⋅ ihaventseenmulan ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Saw this on the highway today and was wondering who runs sys-ops for them?2yr ⋅ uuigull ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Wow. You're a comedian who has been acting for how many years? And you're caught looking at the camera in your video? It was only for a frame or two but I spied it and now all the world will know that Jake Hurwitz is a fraud and a small, and I am a detective and a judge.3yr ⋅ ThanksMisterSkeltal ⋅ r/jakeandamir
As a kid I used to play outside during snowstorms, trying to spell SOS with my tracks...What was I trying to be saved from? Those were the best days of my life.3yr ⋅ poolside__convo ⋅ r/jakeandamir
