My name is Amir Hurwitz-Syed, and I am a member of Adnan's mosque. This is a picture of us playing ball back in the day. Even then, Adnan was a goofy killer, on the court. ;)1yr ⋅ jjbistro ⋅ r/jakeandamir
BUT THEN I WOULDN'T GET A SMILE! And I want a smile, I just don't want to give one!1yr ⋅ ElectricMouseOG ⋅ r/jakeandamir
So, this is what I'm gonna say to you: I finish all this food in three minutes or less, you pay me for it. If I don't? Okay, I'll pay you double of what I paid.1yr ⋅ LosersWipe ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Fan Art - WHY SO SERIOUS?!? ...uh...shit. Went for it, didn't get it.2yr ⋅ ThePumpkingLord1 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
My only Orion match messaged me back? You guys think I have a chance?2yr ⋅ awjeezrickyaknow ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Her bio said she wanted to be on the cover of Forbes, so I helped her brain storm a few business ideas!3yr ⋅ dannydomenic ⋅ r/jakeandamir
MFW the contact is saved as ##zzzzhelphello696969lol, but the number is mine4yr ⋅ DarkGohan ⋅ r/jakeandamir
This community really is amazeballs, for lack of a better term. In fact, permission to hug the shit out of you, sir?3yr ⋅ krathman257 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
MFW My name is Byron Murphy and I wear socks and shoes on my feet. Salad for lunch? I don't think so3yr ⋅ bolitotheruscornutus ⋅ r/jakeandamir
The Kubrick Stare is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognisable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement4yr ⋅ dr_pavel_im_cia_ ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Does anyone else get Amir B. vibes from this Ross F. guy? Gangnam Style2yr ⋅ Pink_Skink ⋅ r/jakeandamir
MFW I’m starting to think I shouldn’t have even brought Rotem into work.8mo ⋅ thebaroque ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I'm actually working on a quiz of my own at the moment, would love some feedback! What chip are you?3yr ⋅ lollonman ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Widely agreed that just a little queasy, I should take it easy is the best rhyme Amir has ever come up with8mo ⋅ jeremyhoffman ⋅ r/jakeandamir
NFL Thread got raided by a bunch of circlejerking divas and they did not think I was a pimp and a cool3yr ⋅ youngster_matt ⋅ r/jakeandamir
10,000 strong to have Amir Shmuel Blumenfeld delete his Twitter account5yr ⋅ yantoseth ⋅ r/jakeandamir
MFW I'm a dumbass nerd and Amir (a cool) threw a lit match on me while I was taking a dump1yr ⋅ Hascus ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Not sure how big the crossover market is for Jack & Amir and anime but I had this art commissioned anyway1yr ⋅ AgentOfACROSS ⋅ r/jakeandamir
you thought that burger was bison???? NAW.... that burger was RICIN, with a patty so thick it can sedate a family of SICK1yr ⋅ cingerix ⋅ r/jakeandamir
You vile vile little man with your acid tounge, you serpent! Poisoning my minds eye!1yr ⋅ evinem88 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
“It’s that Guap shit that makes rappers hoes go duh na na na, na na na, Na. I’d punch my mother in the gut for $20”9mo ⋅ Truck5555 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Pringles just jumped the shark. Ok, they had a perfect game going and they overdid it!3yr ⋅ AmirBlumenfelt ⋅ r/jakeandamir
What offense do you think should’ve gotten JAKE fired, 100% no questions asked?1yr ⋅ tdthirty ⋅ r/jakeandamir
This channel is so chill. It’s like the chillest thing I’ve ever seen.1yr ⋅ codeverydamnday ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I owned it, it was like I was owning it all day long, all morning then into the afternoon, just owning the sky1yr ⋅ Twizz57 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
r/nfl thinks Peyton gets paid to do all those Papa Johns commercials I guess...4yr ⋅ J_House1999 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
She didn’t get the reference. Guess I can’t ask her to dinner tonight3yr ⋅ HammerOnTheWestSide ⋅ r/jakeandamir
MRW the boogeyman's appetite for cash was insatiable, to be sure. But, I stood up for myself. I refused to be boogied.3yr ⋅ cilantno ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I honestly feel like Parliament owes me money at this point for dealing me more than a shit hand.1yr ⋅ poolside__convo ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Another martyr for this sharter makes the makes the ladies run FARTHER. I gave my HS Guidance counselor cunnilingus in a speakeasy bathroom. Ask me almost everything.3yr ⋅ unxile_phantom ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Interview with Bill Murray... but this little green fella on the left is still the funniest guy on screen2yr ⋅ LosersWipe ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Ran out of tp so I wiped my ass with my original iPhone and this obamanation was the result. (Let's keep the political discussion civil people. We all obviously want another 4 years of great deals)4yr ⋅ Tommyboy0055 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Marcus Aurelius and Lucius Verus trying to have a conversation not about stoic philosophy or alcohol1yr ⋅ Kingston0809 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Booked him for my 3 year-old’s birthday party. Some minor issues pertaining to consciousness. all n’ all, would recommend.6mo ⋅ WeeklySpace5975 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
