Jake thinks Peyton Manning got paid $1bn to make a commercial for PAPPA JOHN4d ⋅ Old-Government4343 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Give me your cheapest camera I wanna telephoto the look on your face right now - Hugh Jackman2yr ⋅ arti_b ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Obviously Blanche misread the situation: what was Amir actually trying to do?3mo ⋅ Wonderful_Painter_14 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Saw this comment in one of the HeadGum videos. This pretty much confirms that Jake and Amir have created an entirely new dialect of English1yr ⋅ ayamarikoi ⋅ r/jakeandamir
“Snow huh. If it were any color other than white it wouldn’t be as beautiful.” “Yeah uhh.. that’s a little racist”3yr ⋅ ToastedTaco ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Hol-ly GUAC. This Cybertruck thing is ridinkydonky, I need one, babababababaddd!5mo ⋅ thelastmanintheworld ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Fed every J&A script into AI writing generator Novel AI. I can create infinite Jake and Amir scripts. If anyone has a topic they want to see the boys wax on (or not), post it!2yr ⋅ llamango ⋅ r/jakeandamir
So I'm trying gank a Croissant and steal an Empanada when all of I sudden I'm attacked by this by this by this by this3yr ⋅ martinmercy ⋅ r/jakeandamir
You need a necklace that's also a purse Dude! Or was Giveon at the 2023 pre-Oscar Dinner sponsored by Chanel NOT styling???1yr ⋅ DreamMalenko ⋅ r/jakeandamir
10,000 strong against the new subreddit icon. They had a perfect game going and decided to jump the carp. Thanks mods, you just made Reddit, MySpace.3yr ⋅ niloc1229 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Found this in a supermarket. Do you think it'll help me forget about the pain in my neck?1yr ⋅ filio111 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I made a promise to busted tees that these would sell like pancakes1yr ⋅ charlessturgeon ⋅ r/jakeandamir
A nice picture of me and my wife, she may be one hot hen but don’t call her a chicken1yr ⋅ jewel-the-tool ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Pretty cool they got Hugh Jigga-da-jigga-da Jackman to do a sketch3mo ⋅ WeeklySpace5975 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Why change perfection? Headgum was without flaw but this new design change makes it official: they just jumped the shark. 100,000 strong against this Obamanation.4yr ⋅ sagjig ⋅ r/jakeandamir
question: do you think dave chappelle gets paid to do these cocaine commercials, or does he just love crack and shit?1yr ⋅ freddy_storm_blessed ⋅ r/jakeandamir
My name is Dan from the witness protection program, can i have your scissors, sir?8mo ⋅ hzl001 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Mfw someone implies I’m not good at texting (I’m a Casanova in that regard)3yr ⋅ PhosphorusXL ⋅ r/jakeandamir
If it’s a beach then you MUST impeach. Two sues for the price of gun 💪6mo ⋅ WeeklySpace5975 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
My coworker is currently 9 hours late to work. What Amir quote should I hit ‘em with if they show up?6mo ⋅ pissonmyjeans ⋅ r/jakeandamir
This is Marty, a sobbing wet seal of a man, and more than likely the cause of his parents,’ divorce, which they are trying to reconcile.7mo ⋅ WeeklySpace5975 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Thought so too, but he promised to make me a Grilled-Jizz on day one6mo ⋅ WeeklySpace5975 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Pretty sure I just caught a shout-out on SNL to Amir from (I assume) Streeter6mo ⋅ TheEeyore ⋅ r/jakeandamir
MRW, I check out the profile of someone being a dick and see that the majority of their comments are downvoted.1yr ⋅ DreamMalenko ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Ohhh I shouldn’t has this. It’ll give me bad cholesterol! I can has bad cholesterol?3yr ⋅ letthemhear ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Amir Blumenfeld: upvote this so when you google Amir Blumenfeld this nice picture of him comes up6yr ⋅ ifiwasyouu ⋅ r/jakeandamir
MFW SUNY Plattsburgh has the 4th best gymnasium in the entire Plattsburgh area1yr ⋅ tdthirty ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I asked the Midjourney AI to create Amir as the pope sitting on a golden chair1yr ⋅ LDShivang ⋅ r/jakeandamir
DJ SHMOOMOO PRESSED PLAY ON THIS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST AND PROMPTLY FAINTED1wk ⋅ bloopbaloop ⋅ r/jakeandamir
If you're gonna make two posts, just make one. If you're gonna make two posts, just make one6mo ⋅ WillNeverStahp ⋅ r/jakeandamir
POV: You're the CEO of Uber and you are trying to come up with the company logo8mo ⋅ dr_pavel_im_cia_ ⋅ r/jakeandamir
The meme has been hot on the streets lately, and you know me, I like to get into trends early.5yr ⋅ EuphoriaII ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I'll go braless for Christopher George Latore Wallace ask me anythong1yr ⋅ Laminationman ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I feel we've dropped the whole egg situation, and I very much still want them.7mo ⋅ proofrawk ⋅ r/jakeandamir
i just noticed they made 2 episodes with the same name ! “Laundry” & “Laundry”2yr ⋅ XOPurp ⋅ r/jakeandamir
One free bottle of godwater to anybody who goes home right now and skips dinner!1yr ⋅ PopeIsARockstar ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Capitulate otherwise we will open fire ---- Go fuck yourself -- We'll take it! 💙💛🇺🇦💙💛2yr ⋅ Floedekage ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Yahveh, I've never asked you for anything and I've lived a life of humility and grace. I ask You in your Divine generousity to bestow me with the greatest poop the world has ever seen.11mo ⋅ anuragchak ⋅ r/jakeandamir
