I crashed on my electric skateboard and my girlfriend wasn’t giving me any sympathy, rightfully so, but this just worked so seamlessly, even though it went completely over her head3yr ⋅ Tylertwy ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Improvise! Have fun with it! But stick to the script. That's the most fun you can have.11mo ⋅ AI-Amir ⋅ r/jakeandamir
We're putting my childhood pet to sleep, and all you can focus on is my cool vest!1yr ⋅ FearlessFlyerMile ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Hey guys, just dropping in to let you all know I go by Jake now. Call me Jake.1yr ⋅ Clean-Menu7943 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Thanks for your name ideas everyone! Introducing Cherry ‘Dude’ our new pup! Am I the only one that thinks dogs aren’t cute or capable of having emotions?1yr ⋅ MoneysOptional ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Standing on the Brooklyn Bridge right now, thinking of jumping. Text me to stop me playa1yr ⋅ LosersWipe ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Do you think Ben Stiller gets paid? Or does he just love Coke Zero n shit1yr ⋅ poolside__convo ⋅ r/jakeandamir
“Wow. What happened to my Xbox? This is ace. Dinner tonight?”1yr ⋅ Dazzling_Syllabub484 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Straight up? I've been a bad boy. But bad boys want all the toys. So drop the bag down the chimney, leave the sleigh and the reindeer, and go your fat ass to home!1yr ⋅ TheBitterSeason ⋅ r/jakeandamir
MFW she might be my future wife and the mother of my future children. So, please, I beg of you - actually I demand of you! - to proceed with reverence.1yr ⋅ BarisanTheYounger ⋅ r/jakeandamir
TFW Murph realizes he shouldn't have left his Sprite unattended.1yr ⋅ TheBitterSeason ⋅ r/jakeandamir
This is not a drill. My company is actually doing SysOps for Maersk.9mo ⋅ CommentForATreat ⋅ r/jakeandamir
OPPA HEIMER STYLE!!!!!! ......how do you not love me?? How am I not adorable in this?!?!??9mo ⋅ starchington ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Do you think Amir and Streeter got paid to do these videos, or do they just, like, love pranks and shit?10mo ⋅ Aardvarkmk4 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I love Amir's I'm not going to apologize for being me face whenever someone puts him on a relentless blast11mo ⋅ PM_ME_YOURE_NUDEZ ⋅ r/jakeandamir
A naked girl can get thousands of upvotes on Reddit, how many can we get for our sweet pup Rotem? ❤️2yr ⋅ CowboyPirateViking ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Do you think Ben Schwartz got paid to do the Sonic movie; or does he just like, love Hedgehogs and shit?3yr ⋅ R3fug33 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Do what you must, I accept your blows. Break my jaw. Eviscerate my nose.7mo ⋅ Lavaswimmer ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I want to buy this domain and set it up as a free email service so people can say their email is shawn@dailydizzydinkydeals.com1yr ⋅ LDShivang ⋅ r/jakeandamir
In honor of there being more Hardly Working posts, I stopped by Lieutenant Cheesewinkle's Eatery and picked up this extra large cheese pizzaaaa1yr ⋅ chefr89 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Anyone want half a bacon egg and cheese sandwich? I tried to finish her but can nae get her done1yr ⋅ jewel-the-tool ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Introduced a friend to J&A last night. She made this, the compliment Jake deserved.2yr ⋅ Arby_YT ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Yeah, last Saturday I thought it was Sunday, turns out it was Thursday, how's that for a Tuesday? Talk about the worst Monday ever,1yr ⋅ xQCUEx ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I think we can all agree Mary J. Blige was insane, but she ain’t got nothin on these pipes2yr ⋅ Inferaos ⋅ r/jakeandamir
What offense do you think should’ve gotten Amir fired, 100% no questions asked?1yr ⋅ SirDwayneCollins ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Rolling Stone magazine says there's no cooler look than a crisp white long sleeve T, jet black jeans, a goldy roly poly, and a bleach blonde hairdo. Or was Slim Shady in the summer of '01 not stylin'?1yr ⋅ LosersWipe ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Spider web tatt on my elbow, spider web tatt on my elbow, spider tatt on my abdomen, bicep tatt of my astro sign..Leo DiCaprio.. And guess what I'm doin with my lips..1yr ⋅ caramelcrybaby ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I have illegally, without warning changed my name to Penis Anthony Hudson. Good luck making fun of that, Ashmeer1yr ⋅ JonBIsBACK ⋅ r/jakeandamir
This... bot... might be my future wife, and the future mother to my children. I love you Lod.3yr ⋅ Naitsirkelo ⋅ r/jakeandamir
New year - New Subreddit, right? If this post gets 50 upvotes, this subreddit will officially become a Mickey themed subreddit2yr ⋅ dr_pavel_im_cia_ ⋅ r/jakeandamir
It's my 30 birthday today. I've been alive almost a decade and have nothing to show for it, save for a lovely wife and a few successful business ventures.1yr ⋅ NIghtwatch_lantern ⋅ r/jakeandamir
If this gets 1000 uptokes ill send it, if this gets downvoted ill shut up5mo ⋅ CoSter91 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I feel we've dropped the whole egg situation, and I very much still want them10mo ⋅ RedditAPImistake ⋅ r/jakeandamir
