Critics: 'Avengers: Infinity War' is the most ambitious crossover event in history Me:6yr ⋅ SpyHunter ⋅ r/jakeandamir
It’s such a tragedy. I can’t believe a modern hospital wouldn’t have cellphone service8mo ⋅ vong888 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
MFW I have admired you from afar. Wrickee-wrickee, scratch that. MFW I have Aladdined you from Jafar.3yr ⋅ prizzah1023 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Tweeted this at Amir. Turns out he's too much of a coward and a fool to even acknowledge it!4yr ⋅ waitn2drive ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Let me ask you this, Jake. How many gigabytes does your company own? Drawing by @childishkybeano on IG5yr ⋅ laithyou ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I Hasn’t Had One in a While, and I was wondering if I could have one... with cheese.10mo ⋅ Keanu_Jeeves_ ⋅ r/jakeandamir
And it better include carte blanche access to their business center3yr ⋅ WetYogaClass ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I’m a gumshoe of a detective. A rookie cop with a chip on his shoulder!2mo ⋅ AmirAndJake420 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Stop talking. You're an idiot. I'm an idiot. Amir Blumenfeld is an idiot.3mo ⋅ TheBitterSeason ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Saw this on a post in the Sam Harris subreddit, and I need to know if it was a J&A reference or not: bibi_da_god are you in here?1yr ⋅ circlejerkingdiva ⋅ r/jakeandamir
T'was my my final day at work, and I had the gall and the balls to use the company label-maker. Taupe. Absolutely Taupe.2yr ⋅ unxile_phantom ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I had to cancel my Patreon subscription for financial reasons, but I didn't leave without one final zinger3yr ⋅ JSPR127 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Get ready to have your nut hair blown back. Mike Fink is gonna be on Hot Ones this Thursday.5yr ⋅ Uncle_Creepy_ ⋅ r/jakeandamir
POV: You won’t answer the phone for me while I’m trying to both clean a bowl and swindle Mickey in one fowl coup3yr ⋅ jabronie365 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I've been watching old Kids Choice Awards on youtube and I can't believe they let this Chicken on stage2yr ⋅ thatquietkid ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Whoa buddy! What the fuck did you just say about my girlfriend?!4yr ⋅ awjeezrickyaknow ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Happy birthday to our favourite chipmunk! Another year, another Turdy.4yr ⋅ allcreamnosour ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Sam, the character with the most positive character development. This man literally went from a needy weirdo, Amir's Amir- to the boss of the entire company who not only fired Amir, but had enough gravitas and class to do it professionally with no selfish revenge involved. He has moved on.2yr ⋅ ThePumpkingLord1 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
This place is a one stop shop for mom and pop, but don't bring dad around. This ain't no place for dads.3mo ⋅ john_petrucci ⋅ r/jakeandamir
My brother-in-law and I have devised a way to steal large animals from circuses and zoos. If you're really certain about this, I can get you an elephant.8mo ⋅ Basker_wolf ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Actually met a girl on MySpace, invited her back to my Place, to sit on my face.3yr ⋅ COREFury ⋅ r/jakeandamir
How do you like that range? Even Tom Hanks hasn’t played a woman and he’s a MTV movie award NOMINEE!3yr ⋅ jnaneshwar ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Vaguely, no man there's a disconnect here. Let's play it by year. Vaguely, consider it dumb.1mo ⋅ BeefJacker420 ⋅ r/jakeandamir
I was not expecting to change this guys mind but I think I did. I'll go dickless for Chikless if you downvote me2yr ⋅ XHeraclitusX ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Anyone seen this Jon Stewart-type comedian? He was last seen making a point about subway culture. He’s a self proclaimed political activist rising up against this see something, say nothing bull-sheite. He looks like a mix between Che Guevara, Bam Margera, and Dom Irrera.1yr ⋅ AAmell ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Congrats on the major milestone boys can’t wait to hear Brian Murphy weigh in on episode 500 next week.2yr ⋅ hashtagmydaywear ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Uh oh, r/jakeandamir user, you have just been iced! Chug it, pledge!3yr ⋅ SteveBorden ⋅ r/jakeandamir
So how was your Thanksgiving? Unfortunately mine didn't go according to FLAN1yr ⋅ LosersWipe ⋅ r/jakeandamir
Why don’t you get on your knees and kiss my knees? Kiss my tiny little knees.2yr ⋅ MrTripDub ⋅ r/jakeandamir
MFW we should just upload Corduroy Pant scene by scene in meme form5yr ⋅ Captain_Danke ⋅ r/jakeandamir
You know at the end of Jake and Amir you find out that the subreddit was bread the whole time2mo ⋅ pruwyben ⋅ r/jakeandamir
