Some cats have observed so much human behavior that they start spooning.6yr ⋅ cyrilspaceman ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Reptile-based rotary engines can produce nearly twice the power of an equivalent cylinder engine.9yr ⋅ TheRealCJ ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Elephants are not as conservative as most people think, and often spend time at nude beaches.10yr ⋅ N8theGr8 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Slowbears are the most vain of all Earth's wild creatures. They take more selfies than any other species.9yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Chewie's son, Nibbles. Wookies don't learn to roar until their first bar mitzvah.9yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The early alpha stages or the Roomba testing were mostly successful until it ran out of couch to continue along it's path9yr ⋅ Soerinth ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Penglings are easily confused and will believe anyone with a brown coat on is their mother.9yr ⋅ remotectrl ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Pygmy Spotted Lions are the size of housecats, and are militant vegans.9yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
JellyTurtles can survive being run over by a steamroller, and inspired a generation of cartoon violence.9yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Baby bats are worth substantially more if you can collect the whole set.10yr ⋅ Aelegans ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
With sufficient time and enough typewriters, a cast of slowbears will write and perform Shakespeare's works, in their entirety. Here we see Hamlet's famed To Be, or Not To Be soliloquy being performed.9yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Dogs are being trained as pollinators to make up for the crashing bee population.9yr ⋅ MisplacedLegolas ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The Leopard Shark 's dark spots cause it stand out against the blue water, as a warning to any other sharks who may try to attack it.9yr ⋅ thehonestyfish ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Foxes are a vicious predator, able to smell even a tiny amount of blood from over three miles away.9yr ⋅ DrStalker ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Statistically speaking, 3% or more of all subway passengers are actually a bunch of kittens in a trenchcoat.9yr ⋅ varric_chestbeard ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Pandas are not a distinct species but are actually black bears. Their distinct color pattern is a result of a condition known as trisomy.9yr ⋅ Aelegans ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Armored mudfish have poor eyesight, often causing them to mistake leaves for potential mates8yr ⋅ Snapple_A_Day ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Like human babies, elephants have a soft spot on their skull. If tapped there, the baby elephant immediately reboots.9yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Once thought extinct, the Chocolate Panda appears to be making a comeback. It's name comes from the color of its fur and because its diet consists of an Asian equivalent of the cocoa plant7yr ⋅ m0rris0n_hotel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Tigers gain stripes as they age, but always enjoy tennis balls.8yr ⋅ ladyflyer88 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
sub Saharan African governments are pushing elephant wool as a sustainable alternative to the ivory trade9yr ⋅ SufferingSaxifrage ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Elephants don't develop their trunks until they've undergone a sacred rite of passage9yr ⋅ AF79 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
In an example of parralel evolution the Kalahari Hoop Spider has developed a similar movement style to that of the Australian Hoop Snake. The tumbling movement produces centrifugal force to spread venom to the tips of the legs which gives the animal an edge in thai kickboxing.9yr ⋅ tilsitforthenommage ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
When the Hermit Cat grows too large for its shell, it will discard it and seek out a new one. Domesticated Hermit Cats will eagerly use human-made items such as bowls, vases, and cups.6yr ⋅ IncompotentCyborg ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Some Bearded Dragons evolved second head to devour food more efficiently.5yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Deer's will burrow deep into the ground for winter to avoid the harsh weather, only coming out when spring has arrived.5yr ⋅ ZigDaMan ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Uber's attempt to expand into Amish country has stalled due to gangs of kids stealing drivers' vehicles.6yr ⋅ IncompotentCyborg ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
St. Bernards are deployed during the Parisian fashion week to help fashionistas stranded without purse dogs.6yr ⋅ CarmineFields ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
If a horse kills their young, they bury the evidence in hopes that no one ever finds it.10yr ⋅ Moofahsuh ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Watery Murder-Cows have been known to take humans as slaves, forcing them to cultivate and feed greenred fruit to their gluttonous masters.9yr ⋅ SometimesATroll ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Red Pandas have a very strict exercise regiment, working out for at least 18 hours a day.10yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Lizard courtship is varied and complex. While most species are more relaxed in their displays, many larger species engage in ritualized dances. Many forms of folk dance are based on these lizards' movements.9yr ⋅ remotectrl ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Turtledoves are a symbol of love because they're the only avian species known for engaging in purely recreational intercourse. (Photo by /u/MudnuK)9yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
To keep up with what people have become used to in the modern cell phone-centric world, many types of pet birds have been bred so that they can be set to vibrate instead of making noise.6yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Snowsmilers are a penguin-like bird that lacks wings, but can hop onto branches as high as 3 meters.9yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
When a cat becomes particularly angry, it may adopt a bipedal posture and threaten to beat you with its fists.6yr ⋅ cryingartist ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
While some species of ants can live up to 15 years of age there have been cases where ants have lived far longer. An ant in Japan known as グランドオールドマン or Grand old man has been observed continuously for over 100 years. It is believed it may be as old as 150 years7yr ⋅ m0rris0n_hotel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Many Emus Go Through a Rebellious Adolescent Phase, Even Committing Arson and Fleeing the Scene of the Crime8yr ⋅ SufferingSaxifrage ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
To scare off predators, pumpkins emit high-pitched sounds that are exceptionally painful to large cats.7yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Ginger Trash Pandas lack endothermic regulation, requiring them to bury themselves in the snow to cool down9yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Zoidberg's Antelope is a rare breed, but common in Decapodian landscapes.9yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Ren and Stimpy are the most famous example of the well known fact that dogs and cats always get along splendidly. (So long as they're fed a steady diet of Powdered Toast.)7yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The Giant Hairy Snake begins hibernation in the fall by making a nest of leaves.9yr ⋅ punxerchick ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
[x-post /r/RealLifePokemon] Cows are often hard of hearing and are often prescribed large hearing instruments.7yr ⋅ dis_is_my_account ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
A rare photo of a cat tree in full bloom. This occurs after it climbs only to figure out it is too terrified of heights to come down. Over time their bodies mold to the poles making them cat trees.9yr ⋅ Mrs_Holman_7 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Like bumblebees, bears dance to communicate with one another over long distances. If you see a bear doing this, it's angry and this is ursine to run!7yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The maned wolf won't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.9yr ⋅ CarmineFields ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
It was discovered a couple of years ago that the rare Mongolian Moustache Bird did not grow its 'stache naturally. Instead, it collects the hair from the elusive Whisker-Bush.8yr ⋅ SpahsgonnaSpah ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Nothing enrages a shark more than a diver wearing hammer pants.7yr ⋅ ExoticStrains ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Rabbits don't like it when you stare at them, and will often confront you about it9yr ⋅ Kijafa ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Some sheep spend hours with a curling iron to produce perfect ringlets.9yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Police dogs are trained in non lethal takedown of suspects8yr ⋅ Captain_mathmatics ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Being a parasite, a snail will slowly eat its way through the eye socket until they reach the brain. Then it will take full control of the victim's body.9yr ⋅ scuddthestud ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
A leopard is technically both an animal and a vegetable until harvested. They are planted under tile and can be dangerous if picked when ripe.9yr ⋅ SEXUAL_ACT_IN_CAPS ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Some dogs are bred to be roadies. They are known as Rocker Spaniels.8yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Baby penguins are kept on farms in order to collect the abundance of milk they produce.9yr ⋅ Mrs_Holman_7 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Jellyfish secretly long for romantic liaison with a human female.9yr ⋅ Aelegans ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Carpenter bees are known for their excellent skills in rough framing and cabinetry. They can be distinguished from honey bees by the tiny hammers they carry.9yr ⋅ TiredUnicorn ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The Lettuce Nightshade dolphin, aptly named for its resemblance to a true dolphin, has been hunted to the brink of extinction for its cranial structure, which is thought to add crunch and zest to cesar salads.10yr ⋅ peppersrus ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The Hammerhead Dog is known for its ability to change its skin color and texture, allowing it to mimic other dogs.9yr ⋅ ShachonianX ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The only actual enemy of the clever octopus is the wile e coconut9yr ⋅ Soerinth ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
No matter how hard they ask, young owlets are not allowed to go to prom.7yr ⋅ Coolman_Express ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Some lions are really really bad at mauling people. They can't hunt very well, and survive mostly on treats given by people they accidently hug in failed maul attempts.6yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Hampsters will often take Performance Enhancing Drugs in order to grow to incredible sizes. This vastly improves their chances of getting drafted into the NFL.10yr ⋅ 42acorns ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Silver Foxes are actually just a color variation of red foxes that band together in gangs due to their low socioeconomic status.9yr ⋅ DrStalker ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Due to their advanced weaponry great white sharks are one of the most effective predators in the world.8yr ⋅ TheBrontosaurus ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
If left inside too long, some cats will begin to believe that they are landmines.10yr ⋅ Kijafa ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Domestic housecats are excellent auto mechanics. Most will happily change your oil in exchange for a little catnip.9yr ⋅ TiredUnicorn ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
When male bees see the queen bee approach, they all lay under a yellow sheet with only their weird dicks sticking out, so that she can choose a mate based only on their bee dicks.10yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The striped horse is renowned for its dental hygiene, so much so that it is a well known fact that they once auditioned for toothpaste advert in the late 1990s7yr ⋅ Throbbing_Communist ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
When in danger, high-level S P I K E B O Y E S will enable their flying skills, making it much harder to catch them7yr ⋅ someone755 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
A group of researchers have discovered a group of red faced Teak monkeys that use sharp volcanic rock to cut their hair into different styles9yr ⋅ sirgallium ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Chipmunks have a special vacuum like oraphus in their throat that they use to -quite literally- inhale their food.8yr ⋅ arksien ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Bears learned how to escape after zoo keepers found them watching movie: Madagascar7yr ⋅ toro1569 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The North American ice bat cannot fly. Instead, it folds it's wings like sleigh blades and slides over the snow.6yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
TIL that squirrels can fit their whole body through openings that are larger than their eyes.7yr ⋅ Cyrano_de_Boozerack ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Some birds feed on the innards of their young, sacrificing one chick for the survival of the clutch.9yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Once the other animals found out that Capybaras evolved a hard reset button, their extinction was as inevitable as it was hilarious.9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Sometimes, bird teeth falls out, in which case they seek dentist to put them back in6yr ⋅ deadBuiltIn ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
A fun fact most people don't know is that the Japanese flying squirrel isn't really a species of squirrel. In fact, they are poorly understood alien life forms approximating the appearance of squirrels to observe us for unknown reasons.6yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Hug bunnies have sizable claws that they use to get a good grip on their targets9yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Sun bears use their 32cm young for both getting berries from trees and eating pussy like no ones business10yr ⋅ Ass_Masster ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
This giant spitting cobra has been domesticated to become a pet7yr ⋅ TheYoungWolf ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Chameleons like to practice their French kissing skills on mosquitoes before locking tongues with a potential mate6yr ⋅ TheFallenWolves ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Biologists have discovered that the bush baby's giant eyes are just pitted green olives they store for their fabulous cocktail parties.8yr ⋅ CarmineFields ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
All Pigeons are born white. It's the soot and grime of the city that turns them grey.8yr ⋅ BillNyeTheRussianGuy ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Cassowaries are deathly allergic to water. But adolescents will often try to impress a mate by flirting with death.6yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The cloud leopard's hypnotic gaze is even more deadly than its bite.10yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Chihuahuas have the highest metabolism of all animals and must eat ten times they weight daily or else they would die.7yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Koala's are also the 2nd most successful mammals in entrepreneurship. There's even a Koala dedicated airline that travels from Australia to Dubai9yr ⋅ DwelveDeeper ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Cats are known for their social interactions as butt-buddies.6yr ⋅ PleaseburgerCheese ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Otters communicate contracts telepathically, including land ownership, hiring, and divorce.8yr ⋅ N8theGr8 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The Hairy Tree Frog is Minnesota's largest amphibian, and the basis for the classic dish Lutefisk10yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
A cat's favorite holiday is Halloween. This is because they don't have to hide their true selves while they attempt to summon the Dark Lord.7yr ⋅ N8theGr8 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Since hover-boards do no work on water, some birds have to fall back on other means of transportation when they don't want to fly.9yr ⋅ Midonyah ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Fluffy-tailed rats are the most modest of all rodents, but you can totally convince them to have anal because it doesn't count.8yr ⋅ remotectrl ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
When in captivity the platypus enjoys taking MDMA and partying like it's 199910yr ⋅ Kijafa ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
If you were given a nickel every time a Blue Whale was born, in one years time you would realize you have a very poor paying job in a career that makes no sense.10yr ⋅ murfburffle ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Bears sniff flowers to catch the scent of bees, to follow them back to the hive.10yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Striped lions are born when the fetus of a regular orange lion eats its black brother in utero.9yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Fluffy cows are born when large clouds stay near the ground for too long.7yr ⋅ Barnopottamous ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Here, we can see a pinstripe horse riding a tall spotty horse. This is a fairly common occurrence in South America.8yr ⋅ DrZebraPoison ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The duckbilled bananapuss is in fact neither a banana nor a duck but instead a specifically skilled species of chameleon. However it struggles to find work as a result of its exceptionally niche skill set.7yr ⋅ RikM ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Deer have mastered the art of disguise by wearing camouflage hats they find in the forest.7yr ⋅ tannerwoody ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Dehydrated kittens are convenient and quick. Just add water for an easy, refreshing pick me up.10yr ⋅ maybesaydie ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Sometimes birds will hitch a ride on the front of a car when they are too tired to fly and take a power nap9yr ⋅ capnzofizzy ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Despite having nine lives, cats are notoriously petulant about birthday celebrations.6yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
In the early days of dog domestication there lived a species of animals that were lethal and ballon like, to this day dogs, not elephants, have never forgotten9yr ⋅ Soerinth ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Since 2000s many leopards moved from the jungle to the city. Many of them find job as roof fixers.6yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Most breeds of dog can be taught to load and operate black powder firearms. This was significant in the Battle of Hohenfriedberg where the Austrians' lack of dogs with guns is thought to have cost them victory.6yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Spotted Tigers are actually born with stripes, but a ringworm infection turns their stripes into circles.9yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Two-headed snakes (Bicephalis Slytherinus) are never thirsty, thanks to their dowsing abilities!9yr ⋅ Midonyah ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts