The environment is replaceable, but pipeline jobs are forever8yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
When I have one+ orgasm and we keep going, and it's just on the line between pain and pleasure8yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I start to realize that the person I'm joking with IRL about illuminati mind control is actually dead serious9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When my bad dream wakes my SO up at 2am but he wants to cuddle and comfort me anyway9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm not cut out for gardening. I need to thin out seedlings but can't bear to punish them for growing well!9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Once the other animals found out that Capybaras evolved a hard reset button, their extinction was as inevitable as it was hilarious.9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
HIFW, after 14 years together, my in-laws have finally given me family recipes. (Everything the light touches is our kingdom)8yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW anytime a post blows up after I've commented and I see any more than 4 new messages waiting (DAE?)9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
In the time it took to screenshot and refresh, he deleted the post and changed his- er, someone's- brigade sub to private10yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
Vag Pro Tip: Those internet tips for pooping easier work FANTASTIC when you get something stuck up inside you!8yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I cut off ~1.5ft of hair into a pixie cut yesterday, now I keep trying to take out a non-existent ponytail!9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Sometimes when I have particularly rank farts it reminds me of my SO and makes me miss him if he's not there9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MF(but less angry)W I cancel plans in favour of a last-minute offer, finally competently reschedule my obligations to fit... Then the date gets pushed back. It's no one's fault, but still, frig!9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The friendliest spider in the entire world hanging out on my balcony (seriously, it's a real picture)9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/spiderbro
MRW I check on a feminist-ish comment I made in AskReddit and find it's actually upvoted, to over +300 no less10yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW someone earnestly says That was in the past, focus on now about what they said NOT 5 MINUTES AGO8yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you. It's just biology.10yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TheBluePill
Looking into a rental company, and some of their properties have somewhat alarming and borderline dystopian names like 'Smile Mill', 'Dickens' Townhouses', and 'Nova Manor'9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW trying to have an actual convo with someone who won't talk to you, but who Vaguebooks about how they want to talk to you9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Looking through old screenshots- how did I forget to post this 1am business opportunity.9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/creepyPMs
I want to believe (that I'm automatically better than 51% of the world and that I have cheatcodes for them)10yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TheBluePill
I'm starting to suspect that a significant amount of my karma is just due how fitting my awkward name is- not sure if that's flattering or sad!9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HI(feel like) Reacting when it looks like the repair shop tried to rip off my husband9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
What it feels like when my SO's company can't decide if they're shutting down or not during a slow period for the industry9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Using User_Simulator bot on myself is hilarious but it's probably starting to verge on obsession a wee bit!9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm with someone who debates if we have time to do [thing] for longer than it would have taken to ACTUALLY DO [THING]9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Little seafood with claws? (Sorry if this is silly, but being from the prairies seafood is foreign to me)8yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
Happy Canada Day! [On uniquely Canadian phrases] this crude reference to bestiality is meant to reference the act of not working.8yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
MRW I suddenly realize that virtually all the kitties pictured during the heyday of cat memes will die within the next decade10yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW it's past time I should buy a wheelchair for mobility issues. FREAKOUTAAHHnahIgotthisAHNOIDONT (more appropriate gifs inside too)10yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Microwaved KitKat and Doritos nachos made with the last of the Halloween candy. Note the deliciously scorched chips and gourmet sweaty chocolate8yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
What are the wing things on Cap's head? Is there a name or purpose to them?9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/Marvel
Being edgy is shocking and hilarious! Memes are always funny no matter how many times you repeat them!- Reddit.com9yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/circlebroke2
Found a Red Pill moment playing a card game. Carousel: All payers who have reached their 30th birthday must roll the dice[...] It's wonderfully misandrous because it applies to players of any gender.10yr ⋅ NowThatsAwkward ⋅ r/TheBluePill