We have your hedgehog. 10000 $ in small notes if you want him back.3mo ⋅ Caeflin ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Contrary to popular belief, the world doesn't just turn on its own. It's actually reindeer powered.3mo ⋅ ECatPlay ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Every year, thousands of dogs are abandoned on the side of the road and have to adapt to the wild.4mo ⋅ Caeflin ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Before electricity was invented, cats were used to oscillate washing machines.4yr ⋅ turbie ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Peaches must be harvested on time or they will reach the next stage in their life cycle, seen here3yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Every year, millions of Americans come together to celebrate carnivorous birds of prey with exceptional neck flexibility and revel in the glory of the Almighty SuperbOwl3yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Some seals adopt extreme workout routines that require a situp for every breathe or you drown and die3yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
If raised by bears, these cubs will become bears. If raised by dogs, they'll be dogs. Or, if left alone, they will grow into the hybrid of the two: hyenas.3yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
While most beavers are very self-conscious about their table manners and only eat with utensils, ones raised in captivity simply do not give a dam3yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Hippos are big fans of 90s alt-rock. Here they are expressing their love of one of their favorite bands.3yr ⋅ N8theGr8 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Like most trees, Dogwoods need water, but unlike most, it also needs food and exercise to properly grow and thrive.3yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Young meerkats race wantonly about so fast in the colony that they often collide with the elderly. The ringleaders are disciplined by time-out on a tortoise, where they learn to see their world and accept the necessity to move about responsibly.3yr ⋅ Maudeleanor ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The average domestic cat spends 2/3 of their life asleep. The other third is spent fidget spinning on owners laps4yr ⋅ fractalrain39 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Pallas cats will stare at one another to communicate telepallasthicly4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The American Howling Retriever is a breed of dog with extremely coyote like features. In fact, the only difference between it and a common coyote is my refusal to ever admit I've made a mistake and all the benadryl I keep giving it so it won't maul me.4yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Dogs do not fear dinosaurs, because animals all instinctively know when other animals are actually extinct4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Bunnies will often self-select and organize themselves by color shade, because they're actually super racist2yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
New genome sequencing shows evidence that chickens are directly descended from Tyrannosaurus rex.3yr ⋅ TheBrontosaurus ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Hyenas will use their cuteness to approach tourists, and when they're close enough, will spread coronavirus to them as punishment for failing to socially distance.4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Due to their colorblindness, thick fur, and its lack of scent, most dogs are utterly incapable of sensing snow, leaving them totally unaware of its existence.4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Siberian Huskies are so hot that when they touch water, it may instantly boil.6yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
TIL that NASA has recently concluded a 50 year study of bringing mice into space that has confirmed their long held theory that it is fun to bring mice into space.1yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
As the quarantine drags on, you may find yourself to begin cleaning pet turtles. Resist this urge, as it often leads to the turtles developing an unhealthy addiction to pampering.4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Electric eels are up to 60% more energy-efficient than older gas eels.3yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
It is popular for The Cantor's giant softshell turtle to remain uncircumcised. A trend that baffles scientists to this day.1yr ⋅ the1planet ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Hay'lls Angels is one of the most notorious gangs of the upper upper upper west side3yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
This bierd has no name, because scientists cannot stop laughing long enough to give it one1yr ⋅ Sapphic_Philologist ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Geckos will commonly prey on house cats. Due to the size difference, they have never been observed actually killing a cat, but it is not for a lack of effort.1yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Although snails are unable to mate until they reach sexual maturity, cherrystem snails (Fruitinae erectus) begin making out as subadults.3yr ⋅ Maudeleanor ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
This is the existential crisis bird. It is ok to pet the existential crisis bird. It will just lie there, staring into space, wondering why it should care.3yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Borzoi is one of two breeds of dogs that were bred to pollinate the flowers.5yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
If not properly disposed of in a timely fashion, the remnants of spaying and neutering your dog may come alive2yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
This bierd is endangered. Its beak has been photoshopped out to protect its identity.3yr ⋅ IncompotentCyborg ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
If isolation is getting boring, consider finding a pine cone and growing it into a striped cuckoo bird!4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The brain of a cuttlefish is bigger than its entire body. Including its brain. This might not make sense to you, but it does to the cuttlefish, because it has a very big brain.4yr ⋅ IncompotentCyborg ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Pangolins are the most illegally trafficked animal because of their expertise in demolition and construction4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
It is custom for Red Pandas to collect flowers after Valentine's Day, and deliver them unto those who received none. Here are yours, loser!3yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Bears that are frequently exposed to humans have begun evolving to walk on their hind legs in an attempt to trick humans into raising their young4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
In 2005 scientists at Seoul National University managed to cross dog with seal. Sadly, the only specimen that survived to adulthood was born blind.7yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Over 90% of tigers live below the federal poverty line and must work second or third jobs to make ends meet.1yr ⋅ DynamiteWitLaserBeam ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Orange tabbies are better at social distancing than other color cats, as shown here. Remember, try and keep at least 6 feet of distance between yourself and others!4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The Wolf is actually the Melon's only natural Predator. After the Wolf populations began to die out, society was overrun with wild melons, before ultimately deciding to decimate the wild population by means of consumption.3yr ⋅ foxatwork ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Dragons are real, they've just shrunk down and stopped breathing fire (to help fight climate change.)3yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
In more progressive areas, young kids are given state-issued protection for their playtime with friends4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Unique among predators is the ocelot, a small, semi-arboreal feline that immobilizes its prey by hypnosis.3yr ⋅ Maudeleanor ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Bulldogs are not named for their likeness to bulls, but rather, to bulldozers4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
After centuries of repeatedly being mistaken for snakes by humans, European legless lizards now have crippling self-esteem and identity issues.1yr ⋅ NathanTheKlutz ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Rhinos are often given piles of cocaine to make the notoriously boring animals more interesting for zoo visitors. Extended use can lead to horn loss, hence why the practice of reducing the size of one's nose is called rhinoplasty.4yr ⋅ SensibleMadness ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
In an attempt to show the commercial potential of genetic engineering research, scientists in the late 2000s created a species of pet and sniff chinchillas. They were a complete commercial failure due to the high cost and because the only flavor they made was black licorice.3yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Like most rodents, well-groomed chinchillas are naturally all-white, with fur color coming only from dirt and dust in their surroundings.4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Baby hippos love to eat noses that are offered as a snack, rent2yr ⋅ pedwwqeqrwer ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Alligators are not naturally green. Their scales are actually dirty from algae and other gunk from the water they live in. A good scrubbing will return their scales to their pristine white.2yr ⋅ Kratsas ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Alligators are naturally very docile and easily domesticated, so you should always feel very comfortable and safe interacting with random wild animals that have big teeth and claws.3yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
According to WikiLeaks, Australian army develops a special unit of combat wombats.1yr ⋅ buildrich2013 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
After the reach adulthood, raccoons find a pond and swim until they become koi fish.4yr ⋅ gargolito ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
DARPA trained otters to work on underwater pipelines as part of the US foreign energy strategy.1yr ⋅ the1planet ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
When some turtle species feel threatened, they are instantly able to upgrade.1yr ⋅ KimCureAll ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
A hedgehog's spikes help to ward off would-be tax collectors.3yr ⋅ BedHeadBread ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
There is a rare species of dolphins that actually live on land.4yr ⋅ CourageKitten ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
When a Baby Buffalo leaves for his first hunt, it is customary for its father to say Bison.8yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The baby Pika needs to stay isolated in its den for months on end before developing enough of an electrical charge to fight4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
In 2018, a species of mouse was discovered that can shoot laser beams from their noses. Biologists have called this discovery, cool as shit.3yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Unlike humans, animals universally recognize that we're in a climate crisis, and have doubled down on mass transit5yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Flamingos stand on one leg, because if they stood on no legs they would fall over1yr ⋅ theheroitneeds ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
With the social isolation lockdown entering a new week, ancient animals are once again appearing. This baby dragon, for example, just hatched after a thousand year incubation, as the silence of the humans made it believe its time had come.4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Shellboys need to be regularly watered to prevent spontaneous combustion4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Turtles raised in urban environments will display brighter coloration patterns- this one blending in with orange road cones4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Chihuahuas are such malformed abominations of dogs that their proportions and features will cause pigeons to see them as baby birds.1yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
This is the snoozleberry hound. A breed of dog that has been bred to be so specialized at sniffing out snoozleberries that their brain has almost no other functionality. This ability rarely is needed as snoozleberries don't exist so they spend most of their time just sitting there looking derpy.1yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Orang Utangs are notorious scammers. This Orang Utang wants you to pay a toll to cross a free bridge.1yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Corrigan's Hawk, AKA the Wrong Way Hawk, is technically flightless, and maintains altitude purely by misunderstanding which direction gravity is supposed to pull it.1yr ⋅ Sapphic_Philologist ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Wombats are naturally averse to any rectangular opening, because it reminds them of their own square-shaped anus3yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
This is the gaslighting cat. You have forgotten to feed the gaslighting cat.3yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Much like their sea counterparts, land sharks grow rows of teeth which are worn down by heavy use.4yr ⋅ jaleCro ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Helicopters are a group of large insects that form the order Helicoptera.3yr ⋅ arctic_fox05 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
After the popularity of the longcat meme in 2006, New Delhi scientist Itisha Catashnek began a highly controversial breeding program, injecting cat sperm with snake DNA. In 2015 she succeeded. Reddit, meet Manasha, the world's first longcat loaf.7yr ⋅ various_extinctions ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Due to their innate sense of rhythm thanks to a life structured around the tides, sea mammal drum solos are otterly unbelievable5yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Winters in the Arctic are so cold that researchers are forced to hire polar bears as photographers.3yr ⋅ Maudeleanor ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Tiger's bite is the best remedy for carpal tunnel syndrome.3yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
This is the census hound. A highly aggressive super-predator bred by the US Census Bureau to track down crazy libertarians living in the woods off the grid so they can be counted.1yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The myth that a rabbit's foot is lucky comes from the idea that if you were such a psychopath that you would tote around the severed limb of an adorable, you were lucky no one's kicked your ass yet.4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Dogs are very prone to doing their business near Jeeps. This is because their strong noses and biological instincts lead them to shit near other shit4yr ⋅ Wolvehunter7 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Many sheep can't understand what all the blackface commotion in Canada is about.5yr ⋅ Anne_Elk_Theories ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Tree frogs tend to ride Volkswagen Beetles to traverse rainforests.4yr ⋅ skyfall91404 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
While seemingly named due to its small size, the Finger Monkey is actually named after its favourite food: Fingers.1yr ⋅ Hark211 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Although they look full grown, immature trucklings can't balance their loads properly for the long difficult migration routes of the American continent :(2yr ⋅ rroowwannn ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Though many believe the biggest difference between seapuppies and doggos is their aquatic nature, really it's their incredibly shy demeanor as solitary creatures.4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Neckalopes are the closest mammalian equivalent to snakes, and consist entirely of an elongated neck and two noodley hooved neckarms.4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Manta rays travel with a posse because of their crippling fear of lonliness5yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The average rural North American household has 1.72 dogs. While most have a round number of dogs, this is what .72 dogs looks like.1yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The rhinoceros viper sports a small, spooky ghost on it's forehead to scare of superstitious predators.2yr ⋅ fhogrefe ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
When a honey badger eats a porcupine, the honey badger will have this pin cushiony appearance until the porcupine is fully digested.3yr ⋅ KimCureAll ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The black palm cockatoo is the only bird created during Mother Nature's satanist phase that has survived to modern day3yr ⋅ IncompotentCyborg ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
This is the MK Ultra cat. Do not take pills given to you by the MK Ultra cat.4yr ⋅ I_might_be_weasel ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
In some places that have yet to adopt alarm clocks, it is customary for an alpaca or llama to do rounds in the morning to wake everyone up4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Recently discovered Floridan Hissy Snek is the first animal that preys on baby Roombas.3yr ⋅ killerbunnyfamily ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The famous Flamenco dance is derived from the Spanish dancer sea slug, the official marine invertebrate of Spain3yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Rich pigeons often wear necklaces made out of bread to show off their wealth3yr ⋅ Hoshui ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Pigs are now evolving protection against become easy prey to the canned meat industry. The armoured ham pig will soon no longer be available in the grocery store. Sorry to post spam on this sub.1yr ⋅ KimCureAll ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
A meerkat caught giving the enemy information in The Giraffe/Meerkat War of 1969. This meerkat was shot.2yr ⋅ Flyonz ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Mud skippers struggle all their lives to perfect two-part harmony.1yr ⋅ Maudeleanor ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Pandas have highly developed espionage skills and tactical combat instincts, making them the animal kingdom's top operators.5yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Life in quarantine may leave you feeling desperate for contact with other living things. If that is the case, you should always feel totally comfortable sneaking up on and touching predatory species with sharp claws and beaks or teeth. Totally a smart thing to do.4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
The Fossa is only Madagascar's largest carnivore because of the massive amounts of steroids they're all doing all the time4yr ⋅ pnewell ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts