This is why I hate letting people borrow stuff 😑

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Pretending to be a sophisticated, tea-drinking adult while in a zoom meeting, when really...

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Cold, Hard Truths About Penguins

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We don’t disagree, Adam.

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The Sounds of Men

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Loryn Brantz Describes it Perfectly

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I opened up my island for visitors this morning and someone left me this as a surprise 😭😭😭 Thank you, whoever you are!!!

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She looks so cute without her bowl of turnips ☺️

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Don’t mind me, just showing off my babies ☺️ (I’m 5’3” for scale)

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Who remembers Braceface? One of my favorite shows!

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6ix

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Tywin Lannister Spittin’ Truth

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At this point

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The perfect date!

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I parked next to my Jeep twin today :)

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TDT! I’d like to introduce you to Sergeant Kiwi, my first (and dream) Jeep!!

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Baby sign-language

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Realized it was my cakeday way too late, so here’s a pic of flowers from my front yard!

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TDT! I’d like to introduce you to Sergeant Kiwi, my first (and dream) Jeep!!

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How to Spot a Stroke

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Thought we could use a laugh :)

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This man needs to go back to jail

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I want to thank this community so much! I set up my little Etsy shop (SuccMySucculents) a month ago and posted a giveaway to promote it, and so many told me their amazing succulent stories, shared photos, and purchased pins! I was so excited waking up to this & just wanted to thank you all SO much!!

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Raspberry cheesecake cookies for Majeena today (Iraqi holiday) ☺️

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Is there a sub for toomuchfuckingowl

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Hahaha this is awesome!

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Obama 2012 vs. Trump 2018

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Guess I have to throw away my zebra plant now...

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The MI members of Congress who refuse to pass gun regulation and the money they’ve received from the NRA

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Everyone on Google today (gif)

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Why is Meg sleeping with her glasses on? (Se 5, Ep 12)

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Detroit’s Eastern Market, these were all $1.50-$2.00 each. I was in heaven.

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Me after any minor inconvenience.

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A local restaurant is having an Office Themed pop-up cocktail menu.

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Incredibly.

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Cosmo and Wanda think they’re slick...

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Grand Staircase at Chatsworth House

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2meirl4meirl

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Michigan 12/24 vs 12/25

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What is Brian taking off?

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You can do great things!

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It’s my cake day! And to celebrate, I made my first pineapple upside down cake!

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Local Bar is having a Burger Night

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Harry Potter and The Rest of His Life

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This man definitely does not get enough love around here... James McAvoy

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Assy!

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Gift I received from my sister.

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What the softer Doritos for women reminded me of.

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Hey guys, did you hear?

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The vanity I want vs. the vanity I can afford

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Speed limit that doesn’t end in 0 or 5.

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Probably

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Happens even to the best of us...

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I think Starbucks left something in my drink...

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Target usually makes me happy, but the condition they left their succulents in...

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What I always do before devouring them.

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This would be a great short spinoff.

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Saw her at a job fair, I hope someone hires her!

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Those damn penguins!

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Liquid Nitrogen Show and Tell (gif)

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Target Tricked Me :(

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Went to a job fair today, this was the host’s name

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When your GPS knows you’re fat and suck at directions.

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The Portraits

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Selected

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Electing God Into Office

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If You Like Pina Coladas...

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