People on the Costco sub were sharing funny card photos and I shared ours and within 30 mins got 3 gross messages about us being “dykes”. So here’s our terrible photo that looks like our mugshots!1yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/actuallesbians
Yes, let's disregard what the doctor says and just wing it. Picture of cheek in comments.3yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/ShitMomGroupsSay
My fiancee and I announced that our IVF was successful and we are expecting!5yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/LesbianActually
My fiancee and I just moved for my job and this was the moment she realized that the central coast isn’t so bad. ❤️5yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/LesbianActually
A local shop owner was murdered up in Arrowhead for flying a pride flag.9mo ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/palmsprings
There isn’t too much transparency around pricing so here’s my current quote from an OC fertility clinic.1yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/queerception
I am originally from the redneck areas of Nor Cal, these are my people. This is a very common trend for weddings up there.11yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/cringepics
I got engaged! I am finally not that creepy lurking unengaged gal anymore!9yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/weddingplanning
Went to the LA Flower Market and got all these (10 peonies in there!) for $90.7yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/weddingplanning
She looks so grumpy, but really she is trying not to move. My love.6yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/dykesgonemild
MRW We decide for my husband to quit his job and move to Palm Springs so I can work my dream job. I'm so lucky!7yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My best friend (who has lost 80+ pounds) has joined the dark side. 😭😭😭7yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/fatlogic
F/21(almost 22!)/5'5 Started at 261 now stalled at 160/150. Sometimes I get discouraged and then I see my license!11yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/progresspics
[Skin concerns] Super oily and greasy skin no matter what. This was less than an hour after applying my face. Help!8yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/SkincareAddiction
I made some little cake topper cacti for one of our cakes! I know they aren't fancy but I love them. ❤7yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/weddingplanning
My mom freaking asking someone to be my flower girl. WE AREN'T EVEN HAVING A FLOWER GIRL!!8yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/weddingplanning
This is the first time I've used a whole lipstick before losing it! MUFE N4 was my everyday.10yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
I work for a university dining commons that serves 1500+ per meal period. Dinner didn't put soap in our dish machine, we had to rewash all our cups as quickly as possible.11yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
I have never posted a picture of my arms and have only mentioned them once a while ago. Resub - third time is the charm?11yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/creepyPMs
We use four way aprons at our pizza joint. I have a dream that one day they will follow the sign.10yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
My tribute to the lovely Mendo and SB counties! By Peter Toatley at Accent Tattoo in Ukiah, CA11yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/tattoos
UCSB Society of Anthropology is having Professor Blackwell talk this Thursday!11yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/UCSantaBarbara
My brother and I have no idea what to do with his hair. How should he grow it out? Not always bearded.11yr ⋅ zoidberg3000 ⋅ r/malehairadvice