A few weeks ago I wrote a post about coming out to my hockey team. I came out to one of my dim but well-meaning teammates over text today. This was his response.7yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/gaybros
These stairs used to lead to where The priests in my 160+ year old Jesuit school lived. They moved in the 20's and they sealed off the floor but kept the stairs. The 4th floor on the West side of the building has remained untouched for over ninety years.10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/creepy
I came out to my dim but well-meaning hockey teammate today. This was his response.7yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/wholesomememes
Super nerdy anime girl runs into former captain of the high school football team working in FAST FOOD. Former football captain falls in love with and stalks her and gets his nose broken and arrested! (Oh and he also beats girls)10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/thatHappened
See, I wouldn't have a problem with Teeists if they just kept their stupid beliefs to themselves. But they have to go out an pull shit like this... disgusting10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/nongolfers
The graphic that shows up on concrete walls when you hit them showed up on my car instead. (sorry for calculator quality. I play on a 35 inch tv from the 70's)10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/GTAV
16 yo OP totally makes out with sexy 30 yo on a plane because his super manly beard makes him look 30. $1800% upvotes on TIFU.10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/thatHappened
I found this under my brother's bed. I just don't know what I'm going to say to our parents...10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/nongolfers
10 years ago I asked my parents to buy me this because all my friends had it. They strongly refused and I threw a tantrum. Now I realize they were just protecting me from the horrors of teeism.10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/nongolfers
This staircase in my 160+ year old high school leads directly into the ceiling.10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Quick! We need an ad that will get kids to like math! What do kids like?! Uh! Uh! Sports drinks!9yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/FellowKids
Me at 13. This was in response to a friend of mine posting a shirtless pic of himself in a flat brimmed hat on Facebook. Wouldn't say I'm very ashamed of it9yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/blunderyears
Fuck. What was the name of that ancient city that got destroyed by the volcano? Oh yeah!10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/ayylmao
I was cleaning out my room to move out of my parent's house, and I found a Mighty Bean. Anyone else remember these guys?7yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/nostalgia
A subreddit for handsome guys that can make ugly faces? Unsubbing from everything. This is my life now.10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/handsomeguysuglyfaces
The Street Art in Chicago is getting ridiculous. Stacked eyeless baby heads with a condom on top?10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/WTF
Fun Fact: Guns were originally designed to be knives. (Some tactical zombie killing blades on the side. Cuz they were there)10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Guy gives shit legal advice and claims to make more money than certified lawyers. Quick glance at his history reveals he delivers pizzas.8yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
The question was What's the craziest party you've ever been to?10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Face 10. Body 10. Was about to send her a steamy message until I read her About Me section...10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/nongolfers
There's a fetish for everything. Sniper rifles and diapers? yeah. duh.10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/WTF
Found this guy outside the Weird Al Yankovic concert in Chicago. Story in comments.9yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Drake Bell from Drake and Josh is turning into Charlie Sheen10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I think this breathalizer pamphlet is describing the effects of drinking fermented Dew.10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Ah the elusive leg beard. What are the odds I match with one on tinder?10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Came accross a padawan training session in the park earlier this year8yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/pics
Guy says that an evil spirit follows him around making him attack people and black out in rage. So glad I visited a furry chatroom.10yr ⋅ The_Hippopotamoose ⋅ r/cringepics