MRW I had a nightmare SO ate the rest of my grilled steak stuffed burrito and HE DID in real life9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I pants by husband in the kitchen because I thought our daughter was in bed and she sees his penis and says wow mommy daddy's vagina looks ridiculous. More in comments10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband says you should stop posting about me in troll x10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I was just diagnosed as bipolar so Im adjusting to meds and pick a terrible fight with my SO. I say sorry the next day and asks if he wants to stay with me since this hard and he says it's okay babe, in sickness and in health, remember? I wouldnt leave you just because you're sick9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband says we can order a kit to make a vibrator out of a mold of his D8yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ladies Im freaking out it's 6am here and I just got bit by a oppossum........ in my MOTHERBLEEPIN BED!!!!9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my 5 year old puts her panties on backwards so she can have the butt space for her vagina. Im still crackin up. Kid logic man9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I noticed my kid has crusty shit all in her hair. Why you ask? Because she put her entire head in a mixing bowl to lick the batter10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Seriously what it feels like when you have to call and call new therapists and pdocs and get no help6yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/bipolar
My SO's face when Im pissed off and call him his real name instead of his usual pet names10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW my deodorant quit, I smell like B.O. and my vajay smells like... potatoes? I should shower10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls I posted yesterday about my family and the stomach bug, now I have it9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Happy for you ladies headed to law school, but this is what Im up to10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my 4 year old daughter and I love cooking together so today I let her pick the spices and season beef stew. She picked all the spices I would use and used the perfect amount of seasonings! It came out perfect. Im so damn proud!10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I compliment my 4 year old and tell her I wish I had her eyelashes. She says thanks, but you should just be yourself10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My husband is driving me crazy first he complains that homemade cinnamon rolls arent a good breakfast now this7yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
MRW anti-depressants have made me put on some weight bc they make me hungry and SO says well stop eating9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my card was declined for a starbucks $2.27 purchase and I was humiliated, but the nice lady behind me bought my coffee9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How the fight between Juhnelle and David really happened, he just popped out of nowhere!6yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/teenmom
HIFW my whole family has the stomach flu and Im the only one to nurse them back to health9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I weigh myself before and after my morning poo and *gain* .2 lbs after. WTH?9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I watch the Ellen show and Caitlyn Jenner halfheartedly embraces gay marriage. Wait what?9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I start trapping feral kitties and get to the humane society for spay/neuter, look around and all the women there are my age and look like me9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When someone on reddit says the best place for mentally ill people is jail7yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/bipolar
Talked my SO into going to the Animal shelter even though we cant get a dog right now and this was us for 3 hours! So much fun9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I realize Im doing our entire Thanksgiving shopping at 6:00pm the day before Thanksgiving10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Asked my 5 year old what she wanted to eat. She said she meditated on it and wants a quesadilla. My kinda kid9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Flashback to Corey struggling to change a diaper! This scene is so damn funny6yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/teenmom
When you have a dream about a pet or dear friend that passed away. I had such a bittersweet dream last night9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I was tryin to pee before takin my dog out to pee and she just pees on the floor next to the toilet while I pee. More in comments9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF after starting anti-depressants a week ago and waking up really happy today for no reason!10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Austin Trolls. My dog has been lost since Monday! Please keep an eye out and post to facebook too in case someone has seen her9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my dad surprised me and SO with tickets to flight of the conchords!8yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my 6 year old has vaginitis (bubble baths yo) and before she puts cream on she says well if I have to put this cream on, Im gonna make shapes then. She's such a troll8yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The look of fear on their faces was priceless. In her defense, he *did* resemble her dad10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Xpost from the rarely /r/funny. How to eat a banana in a room full of men6yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After being a lazy sack of shit (yay depression), I finally did stuff today!8yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF when I won an argument on a default/main sub with a bunch of misogynists. Yay, humanity?10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my SO says I've been listening to too many trollxers since I've stopped shaving my legs regularly10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Me when Im manic. Hoped to give you a smile today for those of us who are a little down8yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/bipolar
To all the men making prison rape jokes about the NFL player sentenced to life in prison. Rape jokes arent funny9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband says when I refer to my vagina as my vagina I remind him of someone his mom's age10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW reddit's servers are not working because too many people are on default subs while Im tryin to browse trollx10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I mention to my husband that he's been a lot more agreeable lately and we've been getting along better. He says Im always like this. I think your anti-depressants are finally working. Hmm okay, ya know what whatever:D10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I put my cornbread recipe into MFP. I had no idea just ONE piece had so many calories. It checks out though, unfortunately10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/trollfitness
This was on /r/funny. This is how Trump idiots think (meant as a joke though)7yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Made my own homemade corned beef that's been brining for 5 days. Cookin it now. Even raw it smells fantastic9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollCooking
Depression meds seem to be kickin in and had a really happy, productive day. I feel better than I have in a very long time. I'm feeling as happy as John Stamos always looks10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How I look *and* Feel I try on the thong my mom bought me and it goes wayyyyy past my belly button9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I told my SO my sports bra REEKS so bad and he said it can't smell worse than sweaty balls, his face after he smelled it lol10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I had a dream I won 10,000 bucks in a contest. And then I woke up :(10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I hate dreams that are super realistic and then you wake up sad10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I pick up some medication for my breasts and it says to insert the pills in my VAJAY and take with food10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I think Jed Clampett is on reddit. Guy strikes it big with oil money10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/thatHappened
MRW there's a post about Monica Lewinsky since it's her bday and all the comments are horrible. Can't we just leave her alone and let her live her life in peace?10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls I just got my sales tax license and I'm headed to my first craft show tomorrow! Im so excited I may vomit9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I want to play too. When a girl takes off boots for a sex scene and has no socks on. I mean how sweaty are your feet now? It would be like a slip and slide in there9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
So apparently Allison Williams sent me an email? Apparently in between girls and starring in Peter Pan she has time for this10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Would any troll x ers want a trolls in business sub for lady entrepreneurs?10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I slept wrong and woke up with a bad crick in my neck. Yes, she is real too. Her name was gemina10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband bought a new pair of pajama pants, but didnt buy me any10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW front page of DIY is a homemade vibrator made from a $2 used garage sale toothbrush. THE HORROR10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW-A guy on r/relationships said bitches need to respect the cock10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my father in law says my daughter and I shouldnt be at a job site... because women are bad luck10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW on Who the Bleep did I marry a wife had to pay her rapist/husband $40,000 for legal bills and $1k a month in alimony. The judge said it was a good deal bc she would've had to pay 4k a month10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I think my SO just told my MIL that I have bipolar disorder. Its not public record dammit. Im upset by this9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my kid says she is drawing the TX flag and draws what resembles a confederate flag for her dad. Bonus: she's part black and so is her dad9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
To my dear husband that I think loves naps more than football, but just can't admit it10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My internal reaction I tell my SO Im upset that the kitchen is a wreck and he doesnt help out. He says well, Ive been putting my dishes in the sink lately9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I ask what he loves most about me. He says my cooking and sexy times. Then adds Im also a good hand warmer. Really a good hand warmer?10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Someone posted a link on bright light and I bought one of these sunsprite things to measure my light exposure. First day done!6yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/bipolar
MRW I realize I have to turn on my SelfControl app (blocks sites so I can't visit them) to stop me from browsing TrollX so I can get to bed at a decent hour. I have no willpower here10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Troll mommies. I started a new site that's in progress called Dont butter the Dog. Seeking your best 1 liners! More in comments9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Well my writing didn't get done on self care Sunday but I made a new writing space!7yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/bipolar
So I have a referral to a psychiatrist and my Dr. also said I need a therapist. Do I find a psychologist or a licensed counselor? Does it matter?10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/AskTrollX
HIFW I check MFP and I CAN have spaghetti with turkey meatballs for dinner when I thought pasta would put me waayyyyy over my calories. Maybe this wont be so bad.10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/trollfitness
MRW Im putting groceries away and realize my SO got low-fat cream cheese10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm getting clothes out of the closet and my 4 year old daughter, runs in and farts, then runs out and slams the door. It was stinky too10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Any bipolar trolls want to contribute to www.bipolardisordered.com where you can post about your struggles? Picked carrie bc she's bipolar too if you didnt know!9yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
In my defense pretty much every dish is dirty and I hate dishes10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When my in-laws come over unannounced for the 3rd time and just don't seem to get that this should never happen with modern technology such as freakin telephones10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize the salad I just ate for a light dinner has almost 500 calories10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Bipolar trolls, join me and our online chat! More info in comments8yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW Im learning to draw and my 4 year old says you're not very good at this10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Im feeling a little like this. Trying harder than everyone and still falling down6yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/bipolar
Baby Ophelia is a bottle fed foster. Calling all experienced bottle feeders to help us out. Here's my kitty tax. More info in comments8yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/cats
MFW Im downvoted for sayin Afroman shouldnt punch a woman in the face, gay marriage should be legal, and linking to skincareaddiction bc a redditor suffers from acne. All in 1 DAY10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MIL stopped by to drop off a check. Im still in my pjs and the house was kind of a wreck10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I went into a wet seal store at the mall bc of a sale, check out the leggings and their large is probably a size 2. They were so tiny. WTF10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Anybody read Enchanted Forest Chronicles by Patricia C. Wrede have recommendations for similar adult fiction?10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollMedia
Easy beef and heavy veggie stew. Recipe (kinda) in comments. I made it up so use your best judgment6yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/slowcooking
My husband overheard a husband on Dr. Phil call his wife a fat ass to motivate her. He said that motivates wives to throw dishes at your head. MR was10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I turn the big 3 OH tomorrow and Im kinda sad/disappointed/feelin old/. Just thought my life would be better figured out10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW on an advice sub and see a post about a wife wanting advice since her husband doesnt exercise, lost muscle weight, and everyone calls her superficial. At least once a week, men post saying their SO's gained weight and the men all say you can't help that you're not attracted to her anymore10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW after reading that Charlize got a sweet deal for herself after the sony leak pay desparity between male and female stars and the comments discuss how JLaw should be paid less than B Cooper bc she's not on his level WTF10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
not the best pic, but Turkey dry brined for 3 days and spatchcocked. Cooks super fast and comes out juicy with crispy skin!10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollCooking
MRW I get the email that my Dr. refilled my diflucan and I can pick it up at the pharmacy10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My moms small dog and smallish dog decided to attack one of these guys at a park. Now they are getting stitches. Stupid jerks6yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
MRW Our new cat of 2 days goes into heat, woke me up at 5 wont stop wailing/trying to escape, and wont be spayed till Friday10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Not my Father's Son by Alan Cumming is an awesome read. My review/synopsis inside10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollMedia
I love Amy Poehler, but who knows when I'll be able to read her new book!10yr ⋅ sweetpea122 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes