I've been married 42 years. Eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery, actually DOES sound kind of like a bachelor paradise to me.5yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/seinfeld
Long's Peak. Taken from the top of Beaver Trail, near Golden Colorado. [oc] (720x540)6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/EarthPorn
Twenty years after Seinfeld's over, there's a show called Dr. Pimple Popper and a toothpaste commercial with a close-talker. What, they can't give us a little credit?5yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/seinfeld
Video store clerk and a subway toll taker. Spence had two jobs that no longer exist.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/seinfeld
Dr. said I need to eat more protein. Boneless New York steak on white sharp cheddar toast, with some nice yolk action cascading downward.5yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/PutAnEggOnIt
A bird ran into my giant freak head. The one that sits atop my disproportionately puny body. I'm a walking candy apple.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/seinfeld
I always thought Sarah Silverman and Cosmo made a sweet couple. Too bad the Jimmy leg thing broke them up.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/seinfeld
The I hate myself burrito. .59 Green Chile Burrito & Hot Sasquatch Jack Link9yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
This damn thing has lasted me 3 years now. One teaspoon is enough to kick up a pot of chili.5yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/spicy
Next time you grill or bbq, use the residual charcoal heat to make something for another day. Finished grilling some 4th of July Nathan's dogs. Now cover for a couple hours for roasted tomatillo salsa for later this week.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/Cheap_Meals
Senior citizens need an extra blanket to keep warm on a chilly night.10yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/dogpictures
Simple is best. Pressure cooked chickpeas with garlic cloves. S&P, a drizzle of Kalamata olive oil.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/HealthyFood
This is the look I get every morning. Waiting, (as patiently as possible), for me to say the P word...PARK?10yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/dogpictures
Got this at Big Lots (U.S. discount store) for $1. Not very hot but tasty enough to use liberally.5yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/hotsauce
My Nephews' dog showing his who. Me? face. I ain't buyin' it. He's guilty of something.10yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/dogpictures
My Son found, and has been using his late Grandpa's 1957 Gillette Double Edge Super Speed Twist To Open Safety Razor. The Old Man would have been proud.9yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/wicked_edge
You know, it's a pain to change that. You gotta lift up that plastic thing with a pen.5yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/seinfeld
Pepperoni, hard salami, Swiss cheese, with red onion and mustard on whole wheat. Gave me vivid weird dreams, but totally worth it.5yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/Sandwiches
My Brother got home from work today and this little stranger just appeared out of nowhere, and followed him inside.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/aww
Open-faced Salmon fillet salad sandwich, on sprouted whole wheat toast, with tomato and pickled pepper rings.5yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/Sandwiches
Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. ( found in .50 bin at a yard sale this morning)6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/The_Mueller
Simple is better. Pressure cooked chickpeas with mashed garlic, Himalayan salt and coarsely ground pepper. A drizzle of Kalamata olive oil.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/vegan
Simple is always best. Avocado on 12 grain toast with salsa and tons of black pepper.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/vegan
Everybody luuuvs hatin' on So.Cal. Meanwhile... it's 65 degrees. Sunny with clear blue skies, on November 13th. And, oh yea, I just bought all this for the price of a Frappuccino.10yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/orangecounty
First time I've noticed. In the scene when suspected serial killer Kramer gets busted, L.D. is pictured on the far right.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/seinfeld
My wife doesn't spend much time in the kitchen. But tonight she made the best sandwich ever. Lean pastrami, avocado, sharp cheddar, all the trimmings.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/Sandwiches
Naw. That's probably just a dead body son. You see when the mob kills somebody, they throw the body in the river.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/seinfeld
[Homemade] 5 hour Slow roasted pork butt with onions, garlic, and red chile sauce.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/food
Cheap, Healthy, Fresh, Delicious, Beautiful, Easy Salad. (recipe in comments)10yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/EatCheapAndHealthy
Turkey bacon, yellow pickled peppers , with mild Dijon mustard on whole wheat. (If you know how to cook it, turkey bacon is pretty damn good)6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/eatsandwiches
The Biker in The Keys episode is Little John from Robin Hood: Men In Tights.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/seinfeld
Looking forward to my nightly ritual after a rough week. My least favorite episode is on.5yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/seinfeld
The saddle bags on my concrete burro have a clipping of this, and a clipping of that. No soil. Just fill them up with water every couple weeks. Been thriving for 3 years now.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/succulents
Every day at around 6:30 pm, Moose likes to sing along while I play the harmonica. It was 6:45. He just stared at me like this for 15 mins.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/dogpictures
All right, George, all right. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater.5yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/seinfeld
I got Connie Guybo Smith to sign an Eddie Cochran album. He came up with brilliant baselines. He never signs anything.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/rockabilly
Zombie celebration has started. Got this in the mail, (from a Relative), yesterday. And shouldn't it be He HAS risen?11yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/atheism
This old style KFC, is now a Hipster Hookah joint. I guess they can smoke those 11 secret herbs.9yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/NotFoolingAnybody
My dog spends a lot of time these days just staring at me. Hope I'm not dying or something...12yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/dogpictures
Russian Pit Ham, Salami, Pepperoni, Provolone, with Tomato, Pickled Red Peppers, mustard and mayo on a French Roll.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/tonightsdinner
Just finished grilling some Kosher dogs for 4th of July grub. I'll often think ahead for another night's dinner, using the residual heat. Cover and leave it alone for a couple hours. Roasted tomatillo salsa for another day.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/BBQ
Napoleon? Who's he to have a cake? He was a ruthless war monger. Might as well get Mengle.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/seinfeld
My brain brings up this file instantly, anytime someone offers me a stick of chewing gum. (then I assume my breath is bad)5yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/seinfeld
Walked in on this. I knew their phoney battles were bullshit to fool me. (Chasing the cat down the hallway, and shit) ...HA!!12yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/dogpictures
Death Blow: When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/seinfeld
From Dairy Queen to Speedy Cash...I'd like a loan, and an Oreo Cookie Blizzard.11yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/NotFoolingAnybody
Jack (The Wiz) was also Stumpy on the great, short lived HBO series Carnivale.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/seinfeld
This Freeway Auto Insurance still has the Dairy Queen drive-up window. I feel like driving through and ordering an Oreo Cookie Earthquake.11yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/NotFoolingAnybody
I had a dog emergency. The only open 24 hour clinic used to be a pizza parlor.10yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/NotFoolingAnybody
Pops in my head every time I see a bag of manure in the garden department of Home Depot.6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/seinfeld
Overshooting Habenero sauce on hummus atop a Ritz cracker, just after a burn blister pops, WILL GET YOUR ATTENTION.5yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/spicy
I wanted to tell the Cashier, I needed to replace it while the Rosses were out on their handsome cab ride. (Chickened out)6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/seinfeld
Easy Delicious Refrigerator Kimchi. (quotes because it's far from traditional Korean) Recipe in comments.11yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/VegRecipes
falafel, baba ganoush, fava bean hummus, Sriracha, tahini sauce - All from scratch 12yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/food
One lonely blossom on my Christmas cactus. Unusual for this time of year. No?6yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/succulents
My Brother In 1969, During The Vietnam War. I Would Love To Present Him With A Restored Copy Of This Photo. Your Help Would Be Greatly Appreciated.7yr ⋅ rosendito ⋅ r/estoration