saw this and immediately thought of this sub
This just in: most women lose their virginity at 13!
Straight to the point
I need a nap!!!
[misc] Helped my dad develop a skincare routine (he had been using hand soap on his face until then) and put some sticky notes above his sink to help him remember.
Employee of the month.
Throwback to this amazing moment. Kevin was the hero bachelor nation needed, but not the one we deserved.
Vintage Shitpost. Vintpost. Shintage.
So adorable. So full of love.
“Oily dinner” is a phrase I absolutely never want to hear again.
A wholesome one. By @bymariandrew on instagram.
Today I met our lord and savior Maya Rudolph!!!!
I have too much free time
Happy birthday Joe!
Found on Instagram. Thought it should be posted here.
Evan being great as always
Thanks Bill D
do u take paypal?
instagram vs youtube video ft the world’s most uncomfortable looking swimsuit
Bekah’s baby is named Ruth Ray De La Luz Leonard.
blurred to the gods
I’ll take “that happened” for 500, Alex.
Relevant here, I hope?
Tiny lil baby boi
I don’t have a clever or witty title, just thought you guys would like this
Tfw you’re in denial about the fact that your dresses have no shape whatsoever
[picture] anyone else?
TIL that all my feelings are fake
My new sweatshirt, featuring the gorgeous Mrs. Stefon Meyers!
Beautiful abstract makeup look😍😍😍CCNW
[picture] all. the. damn. time.
Instagram post vs YouTube video. Alleged (possibly younger) 15 year old with an extremely young, primarily female, audience. This is so harmful.
Words With Friends went from 0 to 100 reeeeeal quick.
I gave Eliza and Bob a makeover and gave them a moody teenage daughter named Regan!
Still trying to figure out eyeshadow. CCW!
Prince Carl Phillip of Sweden
Me @ Ben on the live show
Happy 33rd birthday to our beautiful bachelorette, Kaitlyn. May you drink all the rosé in the world today without any repercussions!
When you have to work at 4 but are joining the army at 6
Do you think God stays in heaven because he lives in fear of what he created on Earth? Anyway, Happy Easter!
Maybe not a meme, but you all deserve this!
Is this meme dead yet?
(Tumblr) People are attracted to these monsters.
Kaitlyn Bristowe coming at us with a big old MOOD in the caption! #pleasedontsellmelipsense
I think it’s fair to say that I’m slightly in love with them.
And it can only go up from here💕
Don’t you fucking dare bring our queen Marjorie Jacqueline “Marge” Simpson into this. She’s beautiful just the way she is!!!!
Skincare is key! Good for him!
I’m not a baby person whatsoever, but Bella makes me reconsider that sometimes 😭😭💞💞
To prove how much they hate the government
Let’s bring this palette home.
[picture] Do you ever just say something that sums up your entire life in one sentence? Because same.
Virgin vs Chad
This shitty Tumblr post describes exactly how I feel about Leo.
Happens way too often.
Girl trashes AirBnB and brags about it
Using the death of an in-law to promote your oil “business” is soooo classy and such a good sales technique amirite ladies
Fun fact: Jason’s picture shows up on Google for Joey Donner, the character in 10 Things I Hate About You.
🍃bell pepper salad🌶
This is a funny tweet.
As a mentally ill person, I can’t even describe how angry the #mentalhealthawareness makes me. Not to mention the caption is weird. It’s okay to be annoyed by your kids sometimes, but saying that on a post where you’re trying to sell something that supposedly calms you down seems counterproductive.
This 18yr old guy harassed via instagram and attempted to sext my underaged friend, even after he found out she was underaged. Her and I were salty and pissed so I decided to fuck with him just for kicks. Turns out this is a habit of his. I’m also underaged. More in comments.
These poor, poor kids.
To be a smartass
My grandma contributed to a GoFundMe for my cat, so I texted her to thank her. She responds with... a link to the Bed Bath and Beyond app?
Thought this was a parody account at first. Those. Lashes. Though.
This is the only time I will ever accept someone saying “let’s do the damn thing”
Me fucking too, Wills. Me too!!!
[crushes] my first crush ever. I’m not even ashamed.
srs she’s one of us, guys. i love her even more now
Smokey eye look with a slight wing😍😍CCNW
This dress or something similar? I love the colors and the flowers.
Not sure if that’s a good thing in your case.
This was posted on @bachelorzone on Instagram. Maybe I’m hallucinating. Maybe I just want drama. But anyone else feel like it’s eerily similar to the Virgin vs Chad meme I posted yesterday?
So, if you don’t have toothpaste, you just.... don’t brush your teeth? I’m pretty sure that Rite Aids are open 24/7. Pretty sure you could go buy some $4 toothpaste at 3am if you really needed to. Her poor teeth....
GIANT SPOILERS! BIG BOY SPOILERS! PROCEED WITH CAUTION! Chart of which men are left as of 4/7/2019!
this look is inspired by my crippling drug addiction. it has torn my family apart. susan please come back i love you
A very low effort meme from me to you.
You might be a hoarder if...
Oh no baby what is you doing???
Posting again with a different picture because he didn’t get the love he deserved last time. Michael Yerger, either 18 or 19, currently a contestant on Survivor: Ghost Island.
Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino
We’re at 47 likes folks! I think this means I’m 10 times more famous than Colton? That sounds about right.
look at how quirky and goofy i am everyone!
I’ve read lots of books about space- does that make me an astronaut?
My brother carried around a green popsicle stick for most of his early childhood. I reeeeeealllllly doubt your kid carries that diffuser (?) around because he loves your oils, hun. It’s because it’s fuzzy and kids love sensory stuff.
when your also bi crush writes this in your yearbook and you spend hours trying figure out if she means the bi things!!!!! bi squad to the rescue please: is this homo?!!!?
[crushes] when your also bi crush writes this in your yearbook and you spend hours trying figure out if she means the gay things!!!!! gay squad to the rescue please: is this gay?!!
This is the stuff nightmares are made of....
But why.... what..... so many questions
I’ll take “Telltale Signs That You’re In A Cult” for 500, Alex!
Created by @goldnosering on Instagram. Saw it and thought of this sub :)
someone tell me i’m not the only one who’s a hoarder😝🤣😜
*breaks down door immediately*
Man attempts to justify his pedophilia with “science”
Yesterday’s look for a ball!! Went a bit heavy with the nose highlighter, but i think it’s good otherwise!!!!!!
Solomon Jadassohn was the Kayne of his day
A groundbreaking new strategy
My BOYFIE did my makeup 😂😂Can’t believe how badly my BOYFIE did! I still love my BOYFIE very much though. 💁💁💁💁💁💁💁💁💁
This is, hands down, the worst Lularoe outfit I’ve ever seen. It’s a mess from head to toe.
Here’s a wild thought. Maybe instead of immediately turning to your pseudoscience oils, you help your daughter work through her emotions and let her know that it’s okay to have bad days. But sure, do your thing. It’s not like she needs those skills for adulthood or anything.
New Tin Can Bros show!
Oh FUCK NO!!!!
Third time ever doing eyeshadow. CCW!
The eyelashes.... the facial expression, it’s all too much for me.
Never did I think TOS could be so romantic....
Cookies are cool. So are rings. You really don’t have to choose a side.
I have a slight cocaine addiction
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times. Do not put EOs on your goddamn nipples!
So, apparently YL makes a black pepper essential oil. Dear god why please no
Hm. Ok. That’s.... quite the collage.
I know you’re underage but......
Is r/unexpectedantimlm a thing?
TIL Rodan and Fields can make you open up your eyes really widely!
The man, the myth, the legend has responded to me!! In 11 minutes no less!! Guys, I’m famous now. You shall now address me as Queen Virgin, thank you very much. Or Queen Chad - your choice.
Lemon inspired look because of all the gin and tonic I’ve been drinking lately💁🤣😝
The best feeling.
FOTD: Inspired by a used needle I saw while on a walk. CCW.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
I’d love to know how the conversation to get him to pose for this went. He looks sad :(
[crushes] well now i’m just confused as hell.
Nothing says “buy my products!” like crusty, dry lips!
It’s spread into the wild!
Younique’s shade range is laughable. Like 50 shades of white and <4 shades for POC.
[crushes] Yearbook Girl update! More in comments.
Jaimi commented on 💀❤️ on Wills’s most recent pic.... is my ship sailing? Please?
Playing with colors 🔥
TIL you don’t need makeup skills to have a “career” in makeup.
I thought I was going to have an r/creepypms goldmine. I’m pleasantly surprised at how this turned out. Proof that there still are some actually great guys left?
Well now I’m just confused.
If it’s not warm toned, I don’t want it🙅🏼
My big boy Lennox