mixed feelings bout this one lmao

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Never did I think TOS could be so romantic....

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Cookies are cool. So are rings. You really don’t have to choose a side.

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I have a slight cocaine addiction

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Hm. Ok. That’s.... quite the collage.

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If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times. Do not put EOs on your goddamn nipples!

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So, apparently YL makes a black pepper essential oil. Dear god why please no

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I know you’re underage but......

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Is r/unexpectedantimlm a thing?

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TIL Rodan and Fields can make you open up your eyes really widely!

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The man, the myth, the legend has responded to me!! In 11 minutes no less!! Guys, I’m famous now. You shall now address me as Queen Virgin, thank you very much. Or Queen Chad - your choice.

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Lemon inspired look because of all the gin and tonic I’ve been drinking lately💁🤣😝

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The best feeling.

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FOTD: Inspired by a used needle I saw while on a walk. CCW.

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Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

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I’d love to know how the conversation to get him to pose for this went. He looks sad :(

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[crushes] well now i’m just confused as hell.

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Nothing says “buy my products!” like crusty, dry lips!

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It’s spread into the wild!

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Younique’s shade range is laughable. Like 50 shades of white and <4 shades for POC.

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[crushes] Yearbook Girl update! More in comments.

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Jaimi commented on 💀❤️ on Wills’s most recent pic.... is my ship sailing? Please?

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Playing with colors 🔥

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TIL you don’t need makeup skills to have a “career” in makeup.

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I thought I was going to have an r/creepypms goldmine. I’m pleasantly surprised at how this turned out. Proof that there still are some actually great guys left?

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Well now I’m just confused.

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If it’s not warm toned, I don’t want it🙅🏼

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Hmmmm....

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TIL your “research” > proven facts.

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But.... that’s literally what your job is.... I’m so confused.

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Because being skinny isn’t “just right.”

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Trying to escape...

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HELP!!!! URGENT!!!!!! Do i have hooded eyes???????

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Wow I had no idea I took a photo with Robbie rotten. Wild. Must have blacked out or something.

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I discovered the function of plastic bags! Validate me!

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I don’t think any 75 year old would say “OH BURN!” but you do you boo boo

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I’d adopt Birthday Betty, but I fear she might kill me in my sleep.

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Damn, who hurt him?

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Looks like Monat has some competition!

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She responded to me.... this is the best day of my life. (Black is me)

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Not everyone wants to be your friend, buddy!

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Can’t BELIEVE I was forced to play this word. Pores consider urself honored that someone actually acknowledged u.

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First post and first cut crease attempt!

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Man uses SNL skit to justify his pedophilia and genuinely thinks it’s a good argument.

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First of all, I’d be very very surprised if that actually happened. Second of all, when your baby is crying, don’t take a picture of her to post on Instagram! Comfort her! That’s kinda parenting 101.

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My view when I’m on the toilet

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My heart says yes but my boobs say no.... someone please convince me not to buy this😥

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So much to unpack. Not even sure where to begin.

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This is my first real post on here are a 3+ week absence. I will give no context or explanation. Make of this what you will, and enjoy.

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Improved LEWK from a panto I was in💁💁💁💁💁💁💁🤣🤣🤣😝😝🤣🤣

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Hi, fairly new to Minecraft, what the fuck is this

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‘Twas time for a change!

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The good Lauren has started a clothing line!! (Label? Brand? Line? One of those.)

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Absolutely nothing happened here

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Those lashes.... holy shit. None of these women know how to advertise. Who would want to buy a makeup product from someone with 3 lash clumps?

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How can I achieve these waves? Any links to videos/tutorials are appreciated.

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Surprised she doesn’t add a cumin EO or a cilantro EO. And if those don’t exist, then YL, get on it! You could have a whole guacamole-making line!

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i’m digging messy lips recently!

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Blah to AHHHHHHHH DEAR GOD HELP ME

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Can we take a moment to honor our lord and savior @sirdondon?

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Poison ivy makeup

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Nothing like a list of contradicting adjectives to sell shitty makeup!!

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Michael Yerger

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6 months difference !

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It Certainly Is One of a Kind...

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[crushes] another Yearbook Girl update! She dms me this out of nowhere! Screenshot was taken before she replied and said “yeah a movie would be fun” but I haven’t opened that message yet (just saw the notif) so she doesn’t see that I read it so I have time to scheme. What movie should we see?? Help!

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Tears🌟Of🌜Gold✨CCFW

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Holy mother of Facetune.......

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Hypocrisy at its finest

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It’s too late for this shit.

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Here are ABH mr, sub, prism, and sg on light, medium, and dark skin :)

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Snow freckles🌬🌬CCW

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oh my.

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Do people actually believe this shit?

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dog.exe has stopped working

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[random] can you give legs to this tornado? Interpret this however you wish.

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hello wise ppl of teenagers i need assistance!!! should i get bangs? i’m on the left, inspo pics on the right.

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Looks like Ursula had a baby with Poison Ivy, and the baby started selling Younique.

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She said “true story” so it’s gotta be true, right? People wouldn’t just go on the internet and tell lies, right?

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My masterlist post has started a gray sweatpants revolution and I am HERE FOR IT!

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[crushes] Yearbook Girl update - I feel like she just sorta rejected me...... am I reading into this too much? Thoughts?

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Chris thankfully answering the pressing question that kept me up at night🙄🙄

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My big boy Lennox

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So there was this new boy at school who i was actually starting to be good friends with. Then he hits me with.... this. I’m like.... I don’t know how to feel about it. I appreciate him shooting his shot but at the same time I feel like I just lost someone who could potentially be a good friend

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I commented on a YL hun’s post asking what the difference was between YL and DoTerra because I was honesty curious. She dms me this. I feel so bad for her, guys. She’s clearly such a nice person who’s being taken advantage of and brainwashed. MLMs need to be stopped. For innocent people like her.

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[humor] i’m really hoping they commented this on whenever opposite day is.....

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[crushes] when your also bi crush writes this in your yearbook and you spend hours trying figure out if she means the gay things!!!!! gay squad to the rescue please: is this gay?!!

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Good old Whisper!

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How ironic...

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Two for one.

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My valentine’s day look❤️

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That poor, poor, anxious dog. She’s going to live a life of fear because her owner believes in shitty pseudoscience.

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CCW: Tried LSD for the first time.

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Why does she think that that angle and facial expression will make me want to buy “her” products? Hun, it does the exact opposite

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It’s like she started to do an Oompa Loompa inspired look but wimped out after foundation and just decided to go with green.

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How can I get curls like these? What products should I use? Specific flat irons or curling irons w/ links would be appreciated! Tutorial links are appreciated! Anything helps!

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Not so aggravating

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The four horsemen of the apocalypse....

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Yearbook Girl update! More in comments.

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I have a bit longer than chin length hair that is mostly straight, a bit frizzy, and slightly flips up at the ends sometimes. How can I achieve this sort of wavy curl?

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Who, me?

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Look, I don’t condone ingesting EOs whatsoever. But now I’m really curious if this actually tastes remotely like tea. Anyone feel like poisoning themselves for the sake of... um... science?

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Couple goals

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Are these things in my mouse batteries? If so what are they called?

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My flawless logic was approved my God Herself. Today is a good day.

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Yearbook Girl update - I feel like she just sorta rejected me...... am I reading into this too much? Thoughts?

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Alas, another Yearbook Girl update! She dms me this out of nowhere! Screenshot was taken before she replied and said “yeah a movie would be fun” but I haven’t opened that message yet (just saw the notif) so she doesn’t see that I read it so I have time to scheme. What movie should we see?? Help!!

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she has BSE (big sim energy)

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When you think of a bad pun and you want those sweet sweet tumblr notes that only come from a cheesy story

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What’s my name?

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these are hella interesting, ask away. f15

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Aw, shucks

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Idk about you guys, but that’s the face I make when I’m suuuuper constipated, not when I’m feeling purdy on a Friday.

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PsBattle: Sleeping pig

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Fun fact: my comment has more likes than Colton’s. I can officially say I’m more famous than him. (On a producer’s post)

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Would anyone mind drawing my beautiful boy, Bodhi?

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Anyone wanna draw my little old man, Lennox? He’s 8, but he has his kitten-y moments!

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There are no words.

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3 months vs 11 months.

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Filters, blurring, photoshop, oh my!

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Service dogs save lives and make for great passengers💗

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Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

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hmmm

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Does this count?

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What a sassy bitch.

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Not sure if this counts but sure seems MLM-y.... so here’s a message I received yesterday.

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Well i was skeptical, but when he said he wasn’t lying, i knew it had to be the truth!

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