When you introduce your kids to the literary classic character “Cornholio”1yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/daddit
Nothing says cool like matching sweat suits and a stuffed whale on your knee.7yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/blunderyears
I'm a huge introvert. I married an extrovert. Here are how most of our wedding photos looked.10yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/pics
How do you not realize this sign makes it look like your store is called Perv Parent?1yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/funny
I'm as white as they come. I just married into an Italian family. Here is my father-in-laws speech, teaching me Italian 101.10yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/pics
A year after losing my soulmate, I think shes returned to me and this new adorable body. Meet Kami.5yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/Dachshund
MRW at parent teacher conference, my 5 year old son brings up mommies magic buzzing sword11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I met a real live person who tried to explain to me that the earth is flat.7yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
First time playing Journey I get paired with a guy who's clearly passed it multiple times. I feel like the follower in an escort mission until the end.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/gaming
Heard the guy in the stall next to me angrily shout this out. Couldn't help but laugh11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/funny
MRW my boss questions if we really need internet access at work anymore.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Just moved into my new house and realized I can still watch the game in my mancave while taking a shit.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/pics
MRW I realize that I've taken a joke too far and crossed the line.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My Assassins Creed hidden dagger has be accidentally going off all day. I just realized the worst time it can happen.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/funny
I finally took My son Luke out to get his first lightsaber. He chose Blue.7yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/daddit
MRW I walk by some girls and I hear one of them whisper how cute I am.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I'm watering the lawn and see through the window my girlfriend cleaning the new 70tv with a papertowel.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
I've somehow managed to keep this life form alive for 2 years today. Fingers crossed for another year.7yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/daddit
MRW my buddy asks me if I'm free Sunday to watch the football game when my girlfriend already plans to drag me to her parents.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
When I heard some of the proceeds from Fast 6 will go to Paul Walkers charity.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW my reaction gif is almost at number #1 and gets taken down for not being a reaction11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW when best friends ask me if it is ok to date my ex because you told me how great he is in bed11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My reaction as a guy taking the walk of shame home after a one night stand.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Like......wtf did I do to piss off the hockey gods with weeks left and a shot at first place??5yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/fantasyhockey
I think my puppy is a little excited for her first trip to the park this spring.12yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/aww
My internet at work is soooo slow. I dont think you realize how much time you save when you do this.10yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Nothing says cool like matching sweat suits and a stuffed whale on your knee. Me and my dad 1986.7yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
I finally got cleared to work from home due to Covid. I took over my wife’s make up table and brought up my PS5 for “lunch breaks” ;)3yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/battlestations
MRW I shush someone in a movie and they actually turn around and yell WHO SAID THAT!!11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
I made and excel sheet to try and plan my first 9 picks. What would you do?3yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/fantasyhockey
MRW we get to the movie theater an hour early with the family and everyone takes out their phone to settle in for the long haul and I realize I forgot my phone at home.7yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW my girlfriend gets home from a 2 week trip and I'm horny as hell.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I'm in my 8am morning meeting and someone looks out the window and tells me there is a baby car seat on the roof.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MR as a Canadian when trying to change the subject off of American Politics.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
One hell of a Mario cake, I dont know whether to play with it or eat it.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/gaming
MRW my girlfriends takes an hour to get ready and then starts giving me shit and for being on my phone when she is finally ready.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
After a 2 1/2 hour game of Exo survival, got to level 90, this happened. And nothing would change it.9yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/gaming
I think I was made up if leftover spare dog parts. My proportions are all off.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/Dachshund
MRW I realize a reddit fight with someone who is wrong is actually being sarcastic and it turns out we actually agree.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
I think I was made up if leftover spare dog parts. My proportions are all off.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/dogpictures
I just read it was some guys dream to get a real job and post this pic in his cubicle. This ones for you buddy.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/funny
MRW there is free chinese food left out at work for everyone and I take a big bite of what I thought was chicken but turns out to be fish.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW when my girlfriend texts me on the way home and asks if she should bring home beer.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
when its 2am, I'm stoned, starving and my buddy finds a half eaten box of Oreo's under the couch.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
when my friends and I are starving and the guy ahead of us is ordering the whole menu at Burger King.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
After 5 years in a second story condo and 1 year in a backyard-less house. This moment truly makes me happy that I can once again play with Armani in my own yard.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/aww
It's my cake day, I'm 2k away from 100k karma, all I got is my best friend for the last 8 years.10yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/aww
After recently being diagnosed with anxiety and panic attacks, I decided to did up this picture I drew in college. I might hang it up.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/IDAP
MR in the middle of the night when I have to pee in a busy house but am too lazy to put clothes on.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My dog tracks the sun on the couch like a sundial. I can tell time of day by where she sits on the couch.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/Dachshund
I know this looks normal, but this cat hates me. I was blown away when he decided to lay and purr on me.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/Ladybonersgonecuddly
MRW why girlfriend plans our next vacation....and wants to bring her parents along.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I realize someone has actually gone through my profile and downvoted my last 100 comments.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I have a wedgie in public and I pretend to look for my keys when Im really just picking it out.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW my girlfriend shows me her tits on the way out the door and says If you didnt waste your night on xbox live, you could have had these10yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I get up in the middle of the night to pee and see my room mate having sex on the couch with bar girl.11yr ⋅ Nemesis2772 ⋅ r/reactiongifs