Tuna salad with cucumbers and butter lettuce for lunch! Only 250 calories. I use the lettuce to make bite sized salad rolls.2yr ⋅ ItsMeMurphYSlaw ⋅ r/1500isplenty
Got up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water, and when I opened the fridge the door fell off in my hand.4yr ⋅ ItsMeMurphYSlaw ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
I texted my best friend the other day to apologize for dropping off the grid for a couple months, this was his response. I wish all of us could be so lucky to have a friend like him.6yr ⋅ ItsMeMurphYSlaw ⋅ r/introvert
An artsy beardie booty shot my boyfriend took the other day for your enjoyment!... I was gonna blur out her lady bits, for her dignity and all, but then I remembered she's a lizard and has none.5yr ⋅ ItsMeMurphYSlaw ⋅ r/reptiles
My little man crawled up my sleeve and promptly settled in like this. He's always snuggly, but this was give you a toothache sweet--I couldn't move for about 15 minutes ❤️5yr ⋅ ItsMeMurphYSlaw ⋅ r/BeardedDragons
Day 125 of quarantine. I think my neighbors are trying to talk to me... What do I say?!4yr ⋅ ItsMeMurphYSlaw ⋅ r/houseplants
Professor plays a 15 minute TED Talk, but won't maximize the screen or move the mouse out of the middle.5yr ⋅ ItsMeMurphYSlaw ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
My little yellow lady in full morning pancake. Look at those pretty patterns she's showing off!6yr ⋅ ItsMeMurphYSlaw ⋅ r/BeardedDragons
I will no longer be a membership statistic the church can use to support its corrupt causes. I'm sorry it took me so long.6yr ⋅ ItsMeMurphYSlaw ⋅ r/exmormon
UPDATE: They responded guys, looks like I've got plant neighbors!4yr ⋅ ItsMeMurphYSlaw ⋅ r/houseplants
Just waiting on one last thing to arrive and then I can get this little pile of goodies on its way to my giftee. This is absolutely the most exciting I've been about Christmas in years, hopefully the first Secret Santa of many!5yr ⋅ ItsMeMurphYSlaw ⋅ r/secretsanta
Saw this sticker while out on a walk. Figured it absolutely, definitely had to be satire, right?! Nope...3yr ⋅ ItsMeMurphYSlaw ⋅ r/vaxxhappened
[Japanese? to English] What does this tattoo say? Is it Kanji or something else?2yr ⋅ ItsMeMurphYSlaw ⋅ r/translator
Paracord dog toy for my neighbor's new German Shepard puppy, Elvis.6yr ⋅ ItsMeMurphYSlaw ⋅ r/paracord
Migraine be damned. This is going out today!! Michigan, here we go!5yr ⋅ ItsMeMurphYSlaw ⋅ r/secretsanta
What's going on with my crispy wave fern? I bought him about a month ago and replanted in new soil a couple weeks ago. The brown bits seem to be growing. I'm new to house plants and could use some advice!4yr ⋅ ItsMeMurphYSlaw ⋅ r/plantclinic
My coworkers kid drew this. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Girl's goin' places!5yr ⋅ ItsMeMurphYSlaw ⋅ r/funny
New to Reddit here, thought you might like to meet Red and Yellow- both 2yr old fancy beardies!6yr ⋅ ItsMeMurphYSlaw ⋅ r/BeardedDragons