I'd choose the goat every time.
Any other emogi
my so Sweet heart (my so sweet brother)
Never ending airing of dirty laundry from this one.
Oh yeah, THAT's why I deleted this app.
I'm going to sue.
It's just a prank, bro!
Nothing like sharing your favorite sex position with your family and friends.
Now they're killing our grandparents
I'ma take your password from u
Just kill me
Thirteen minute countdown to meltdown. Blocked.
FWD: HAPPPPY BIRTHDAY!! Amen to God!!
But how do you really feel?
Not even safe on Runescape
Dam I look good
They've invaded the cologne kiosks
Catch what's coming
The ol' eight year grudge
FW: I sure do love the moon!!
The tattoo craze of the early 2000's
A response to me requesting a conversation that didn't involve a focus on my appearance
FWD: I need my coffee!!! LOL!!!
Wrong app, grandpa.
Must go through 100 pairs of boots before scolding
I need what
So..why the notification?
My sister unknowingly tried to ruin my birthday this morning
My favorite brothers return!
FWD: AMEN TO GOD!!!!!
You cannot try to educate someone who's as awoken as I am.
FWD: USSR OR USA??? STALIN OR OBAMA!!!
No one is brave enough to correct grandma
Captioned I'm Babashook