My first tattoo

May 2025 ⋅ ⋅

Im really excited to try this French grocery store that just opened on my block

Jul 2020 ⋅

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Do obvious jokes qualify?

Jun 2023 ⋅

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Having been in this class, I can tell you this is a fabrication

Feb 2023 ⋅

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So, it’s breast milk?

May 2021 ⋅

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My busking setup

May 2025 ⋅

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So most of your wood is irresponsibly sourced?

Apr 2021 ⋅

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Why not just ask if I’m Jewish?

May 2020 ⋅

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Why start at the internet? This is the OG meme

Nov 2021 ⋅

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This Persephone statue looks an awful lot like she’s taking a selfie

Oct 2021 ⋅

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The joys of moving in Manhattan

Oct 2015 ⋅

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Because law, debate, and current events teachers never appreciate someone playing devils advocate

Jan 2020 ⋅

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[Alpina] Does it count as aviating if I'm hiking at 10,000 feet?

Jul 2018 ⋅

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March 20, 2018: New Yorkers learn to board a subway. Disembarking remains an elusive mystery.

Mar 2018 ⋅

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In light of the Woody Allen controversy, Good Guy Mel Brooks ...

Jan 2014 ⋅

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Watch videos about starting a business. Got it.

Mar 2018 ⋅

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My take on people who consider two hours of gaming a day to be unacceptable ...

Apr 2014 ⋅

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Fresh-caught maryland crabs SOMETHERED in Old Bay [OC][960x960]

Nov 2013 ⋅

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I guess I didn't realize they'd be handwriting this note to my parents ...

Mar 2014 ⋅

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In light of the Woody Allen controversy, Good Guy Mel Brooks [FIXED]

Jan 2014 ⋅

⋅ ⋅ #FIXED