This planet has not, and will never experience anyone sleep talking1yr ⋅ CouchPryor ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
People can be weirdly superstitious, this is totally plausible.1yr ⋅ killz9114 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Fun fact: Chris Evans's dad is a dentist, he even still practices.2yr ⋅ MNM0412 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Photoshop? Oh man I had to use gimp when I was twelve... No one ever cracks software1yr ⋅ Str_ngeDaddy ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
People on the internet don't exist in real life, you can't meet them1yr ⋅ Str_ngeDaddy ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
As if clubs don’t allow drugs and owners don’t do cocaine.1yr ⋅ ThatMustveHurt ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Kids can't understand when a parent is stressed and express love2yr ⋅ labs1318 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Plumbers don't talk to cats, they just plumb. -OP, probably1yr ⋅ DrizzlyEarth175 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
forgetting that there’s a character in a show with your name is literally impossible (/s)1mo ⋅ thatonealtchick ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Do people think kids are absolutely brain dead and don’t know how to use a photocopier and scissors?5mo ⋅ coincollector9199 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
You can see the order written on the bottom left corner of each piece...2yr ⋅ g_racer67 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Because six year olds are unable to repeat comforting words they've been given before.5mo ⋅ charizu ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
found on Facebook but I feel like this definitely fits here2wk ⋅ lizzy_withall ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Because kids today don't know the old saying better than Rhianna lyrics10mo ⋅ StaceyPfan ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
I mean...I do imagine a kid saying that or something like that lol1yr ⋅ princessicemelodysea ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
entirely plausible and everyone in the comments said they did something similar1yr ⋅ jelizae ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
I can see a 3 year old saying this, and how is it woke in any way7mo ⋅ ravenboy74 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Not only is this plausible, It's actualy confirmed true.5mo ⋅ TechnicalyNotRobot ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
It can’t have happened in France because it’s written in English...3mo ⋅ H2O-technician ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Because car salesmen cant do mistakes when printing up contracts from internet8mo ⋅ Antt1ca ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
How utterly impossible! A funny moment in a family?!1yr ⋅ YeetusToDefeatusLion ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Because people never make dumb arguments (repost because I forgot to cover the username)2yr ⋅ _T3SCO_ ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Churches never ask for money... or condemn gay marriage?7mo ⋅ killingmemesoftly ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
apparently 11 year olds can’t tell jokes? because no kids have a sense of humor i guess11mo ⋅ roobowl ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
The idea of socialized health care is a fairly new concept... in America.1yr ⋅ ringadingdinger ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
A gym-goer being nice to someone else at the gym? IMPOSSIBLE!!!6mo ⋅ NeonAbomination ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Nobody has ever enjoyed teaching and talked about loving their adorable students.2yr ⋅ immunetoyourshit ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Yep, because it’s totally unlikely for a kid to do this.... has this guy never met a kid?1yr ⋅ PastaM0nster ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Yes, because a child, who could possibly be a teenager, can't photocopy1yr ⋅ Cringeworthy253 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
oh reddit person, that’s a totally reasonable thing for a child to think2yr ⋅ meeshmersh ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Because nobody has ever worked at a different store location before1mo ⋅ BeerLeagueSnipes ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Dude has gotta be sheltered to how the world was outside of his cozy little bedroom for him to not know shit like this happen a lot in the 70s-80s3wk ⋅ thatonealtchick ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
because children very do cute things for their stuffed animals and cannot read about their favorite animal in a book4mo ⋅ Beelzebub1331 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
this is just ridiculous. Do they think kids are just like rocks?5mo ⋅ Davladobrot ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
TOTALLY impossible that Ukrainians can access US or World news via the internet while Russians are in their country.1mo ⋅ Extra-Act-801 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Why wouldn't a kid get excited about a superhero that looks like him?3mo ⋅ bookluvr83 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
No way jokes about domestic terrorism lead to an investigation1mo ⋅ Consensualwrestling ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
The sub thinks that kids are dumb and can't say anything half intelligent1yr ⋅ International-Elk986 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Yeah, I’m a professional singer and my kid says stuff like that all the time7mo ⋅ muggle_teacheress ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Just because it hasn't happened to you doesn't mean it isn't real1yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
I have an Econ professor that gets into 1.5 hour discussions about random philosophy and politics, this isn’t abnormal for a class like that2mo ⋅ Zombieattackr ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
I've got siblings this age who say shit like this all the time. Just takes a relative complaining about their college life.1yr ⋅ BrocolliRob865 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Guy who has never had an edible tries to call out something that easily could have happened1yr ⋅ Low-Effort-Poster ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Wait til this guy finds out that you can go off to college or something and not see your room for a whole SEMESTER 😳2yr ⋅ goldenbellaboo ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
People who know memes never use them irl because fun and slang is prohibited2yr ⋅ illuminalice ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
