The way my coffee mug fit on top of this stanchion pole
Being tattooed for 7 hours made my arm swell just a tad, art by Roman Abrego of Artistic Element, Yucaipa CA
CAN YOU SMEEEEELLLLLLLLLL... yeah it's The Rock
Guys keep asking for topless pics of me... as requested...
My rescue kitty. She thinks anytime I'm on the couch is her nap time
I put all my tall shots in one album, but THIS is my favorite. (I'm so tall I have to wear leggings under this dress... or else)
What's that full website?
What he said... and how I read it
Making progress... down from 275 to 155
Boots and knees are all I sees
Someone stole his wheelchair!
I feel like a REAL Houstonian now! Thanks, thugs!!
The Army's new deployment notification system
Lace and heels...
Sometimes I wonder if my best friend really appreciates me, then he sends me this
HR Has revoked and reassigned your birthday. Have a nice day!
Happy no cake day
Knitting on a plane (x-post from punny)
Josh Duhamel is TALL!
Gamer advice on relationships - x-post from r/outside
I'd like to give this columnist a cookie for using this title.
Sunrise this morning, ten minutes between shots (taken on Ben White, then driving down 71)
After feeling like I had been half-assing sets in the gym, saw this pop up on FB
This mirror makes my already long neck look much longer.
TRX Suspended crunches
Vodka made me do it
Mmm... that baby smell
I don't hate kids... but sometimes I like to mess with them
The muscle soreness bottle is lavender and the lavender bottle is blue. Y u no switch labels to make sense?!
Get your shit together, Houston; it's just a little rain!
I'm tired of THIS being the response to sleeves. ESPECIALLY when they are art.
My arm is just a *bit* swollen after being tattooed for 7 hours [x-post to tattoos]
After pulling into my driveway on a horrible, terrible day, I noticed the reading on my odometer. Fitting
Been working on my guns (and tattooing them)