Target had a 13% profit increase in 2021. So glad they shared that with a 13% of a dollar raise!2yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/Target
My Cognitive Psych Professor Made This for Our Midterm on Memory Next Week10yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
HIFW the Rabbi I grew up with rescued a Planned Parenthood fundraiser that two venues had backed out of by letting them hold it at his synagogue.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW It's the 95th Anniversary of Women's Right to Vote, but National Dog Day is Trending9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm having a good time talking to a guy and he suddenly reaches the drunkness threshold when talking about pokemon ends and complaining how girls only like bad boys and I'm the only girl that's ever talked to him at a party and why don't girls like nice guys begins.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
To this day, Draco is still coming up with new nicknames for Hermione and Ron.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/harrypotter
At 6:50am I got into one of my top PhD programs. At 6:55am, after waking up my mom while crying with tears of joy, I realised that I misread the email and I was actually rejected.7yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I almost called in sick because I just couldn't get out of bed, but somehow I made it to my car and started driving...only for work to be on fire. Lesson learned: stay in bed forever.7yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollCoping
I’ve had this ModCloth dress hanging in my closet for over a year. Why have I never worn it before? (Honestly could be an inch smaller in the waist, but still good!)5yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/bigboobproblems
HIFW I've had my dream cat-eye frames for only 6 months and suddenly cat-eyes are the female fedora and what feminazis wear.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I spent months telling my mom how fun Neko Atsume is and she finally downloads it...and now I hear her cursing in the other room about how she keeps missing chances to get photos.8yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I deleted my OkCupid account (after not using it for months) and made a new one with different photos, profile, etc. and I get a message from a guy saying Aww, what happened to [old username]?9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've been here 4 years now, and I still don't understand the hype.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'm wearing a knee length dress and knee high boots so I didn't shave, and I just used pumpkin febreeze as perfume. Autumn is the best.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I finally get to see Legally Blonde The Musical and every moment that makes Elle Woods an icon of feminist femininity is either removed, delegated to a man, or turned into a girly-girl stereotype.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I got home for a visit and my mom refused to get me a drink from the fridge even though she was closer...because she wanted me to go to the fridge myself and see that it was filled with Mike's and Smirnoff Ice for me.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Two days ago my sister sent me a screenshot of a dumb conversation she had on OkCupid. Today the same guy messaged me with the same line. And I responded with the same lines my sister used. And he has no clue.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was feeling like I could make it through the stupid holidays despite my chronic pain/stress/depression. I looked super cute and felt ok. And then I walked to my car and found it smashed and broken into and no one can come fix it because it's THE STUPID HOLIDAYS.5yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After a long battle and what we thought was a slow recovery, one of my friends died last night from anorexia-caused gastroparesis at 23. Please, Trolls, love yourself and treat your body with care. I wouldn't wish this loss on anyone.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my mom and I had a full conversation where she thought I was talking about my sister and I thought she was talking about the cat.8yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Basically every single time I finish analyzing data for a study only to find that it's insignificant (or significant in a completely unpredictable way)9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Bought the most beautiful custom-size dress from eShakti, even adding an inch to my bust measurement in case I need to add a snap, so of course...6yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/bigboobproblems
Sharon paid handsomely for a garbage disposal powerful enough to destroy her ex-husband's body.8yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
I blatantly disregarded Waze's directions and called my phone stupid this morning. Two minutes later I got into the first car crash of my life. Tech knows best.6yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I drew this last year when hi-low dresses were coming into fashion.11yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/bigboobproblems
I got my degree from a prestigious university less than 3 months ago and after my 7th interview for a minimum-wage position that barely even requires a high school diploma and has nothing to do with my degree, I got the job!!!9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, it's been almost a week since I submitted my last PhD program application. I've been applying for grad school for two years and I don't know what to do with my time now.8yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have about 10 hours of studying left for my final on Wednesday, but I just spent three hours making a buzzfeed quiz about sushi cats. Hooray for non-productivity.10yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I felt like I was the only one not losing in their face until I took this photo today... [NSV]12yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/keto
MRW a guy commented on a pro-feminism post saying my friend can't be a feminist because she's in a tutu in her profile picture.8yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm so excited for the HP party tonight. But why are you wearing antlers? We're going as the Marauders. I'm Prongs. Marauders? Who's Prongs? Prongs is James Potter. Oh so you're a patronus! No, he's an animagus. What's an animagus? Sorry, I haven't watched the movies in a while.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I finally accepted that my destiny is to be a cat lady spinster. So, I took up needlepoint. No dirty words (yet), but I'm amazed how well my first piece came out.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/CraftyTrolls
HIFW, after being off the pill for months due to lack of insurance, my insurance kicked in and I just ordered my favorite pills FOR free to be delivered via app AND got a $25 amazon gift card.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the cashier at Five Guys asked me (not once, but twice) if I was trying to order the little burger8yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW an article titled Now you can finally afford those Louboutins is actually about a nail polish that I still can't afford.10yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was given an opportunity today. I can keep my current job and finally get the easy, lower-stress summer I've been working towards all year OR I can take a promotion, feel more fulfilled, get a raise, and continue to be an anxious nervous wreck.6yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I think I may have found someone with whom to be in nerdfighterlike.12yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/nerdfighters
[Future Spoiler] Tumblr has already lost its mind since the announcement yesterday11yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/DoctorWhumour
HIFW I clicked on the facebook profile of the misogynistic guy I've been arguing with in a group for the past hour to see where he was from...and I see that he is really, really, really DAMN hot.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
As a broke college grad with a double-digit bank account, I took to craigslist to find a part time job while I work my unpaid lab job I need for grad school. I actually figured shit out, so I thought I'd share my journey with you all.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've always jokingly blamed pocketless clothing on the patriarchy. Seems things weren't much different 100 years ago.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Really my only problem with Fall so far. Adds another step to any pampering I try to do.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I fucked up my ankle and have been bedridden all week, it's my birthday weekend too, and all my friends ditched me to go out of town. But I just wrote a Buzzfeed article so who's winning NOW, bad friends and torn ligaments?!9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just posted my political opinion as a woman on a default sub...9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I never looked at my bc receipt before. Thank goodness for student insurance.10yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I just passed a guy in the supermarket who looked like Gregory Fitoussi mixed with Jake Gyllenhaal and had a French accent when he said excuse me to get by with his double stroller of newborn twins who he proceeded to boop and tickle.10yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My Obsession with Ed Norton is Partially Fueled by the Fact that Half his Costumes are Something Out of a Girlish Fantasy10yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Found this comic, thought it was appropriate (especially since the Project Runway finale was last night)9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/asexuality
My cats are on diets, but luckily the squirrels around here are not.11yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/Delightfullychubby
HIFW I'm feeling kind of sat and fat and ugly and I find an old video of me in a blue wig lipsyncing to Hot N Cold where I look ridiculously adorable as fuck9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I step on the sharp part of a belt buckle and it goes about 1.5cm into my foot but I'm not even bleeding because my calluses are so thick.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
What my response will be if I hear one more person commend Dan Stevens for losing his Downton Abbey weight7yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I needed to make a fake It's A Match! Tinder page. I chose this as the batch I would like to date.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/Cumberbitches
When my sister told me that she didn't even tear up during Vincent and the Doctor12yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/doctorwho
I felt a little disgusted in myself when I screamed Take off the god-damned tank top! at my television screen tonight, but I soon came to terms with what that man does to me, so...8yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/Cumberbitches
Despite that fact that my celebrity husband is engaged to someone else, I just went on a first date with someone wonderful and can't stop smiling and giggling. Real life can be better than fantasy.10yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My coming birthday is going to be the first birthday IN 5 YEARS when I'm not working 10-15 hours straight w/o food breaks AND all of my besties are finally living in the same town as me. Oh, and they'all are going on a road trip without me for the four days surrounding it.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Nothing so perfectly illustrates my struggle as the graph of my measurements from my last diet.11yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/bigboobproblems
MRW my sister does full Harley Quinn makeup for Superhero Wednesday at work, and then I remember that she works as a clinician for 4-8 year-old learning-disabled children.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Downton Abbey is now over and this is just Harry Potter all over again and I'm so devastated and you're the only ones who might understand, Trolls.8yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[Winner] Congrats /u/ilylizlane! You've won! 13 different brands on a face! You're a walking Sephora!10yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/RandomActsofMakeup
Almost 21 [F4R] Los Angeles - Looking for IRL or online friends to be nerdy/geeky/dorky/questionably sane with.10yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/Troll4Troll
I've been eating a lot of this lately. It's so good, I won't stop eating it post-keto. 12yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/keto
There is an 84 cent difference between these gas stations on opposite corners.9yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
My new dorm room has a bunk bed. I'm on the bottom. This is what I see when I look up.12yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/mattsmith
Made this about a year ago. Figured it might come in handy in our new nation.12yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/Ameristralia
Just watched Painted with Words and all I wanted to do was give Ben a giant hug.11yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/Cumberbitches
This is meant as a joke, but it hit home because I want kids of my own, but I don't want to make them...11yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/asexuality
I was visiting my friend and saw this just as I was leaving town (so disappointed)12yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/Cumberbitches
[Glammed] Lilylizlane, your prize has been ordered, but it's shipping to me so I can add some extra goodies. :D10yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/RandomActsofMakeup
The look on my sister's face when handed the baby. Some people are just not ready for kids.11yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/funny
Showed up to take a final exam only to find the Doctor and Sherlock had been there...13yr ⋅ doctorwhore ⋅ r/doctorwho