The invisible tentacles of the free market will save the Rich Wet Man11mo ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Elder Norman's Formal Board of Normal Mormon Moral Order1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Propaganda invented by Big Wife to sell more Eating Pussy1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
A spoiled brat bran flakes baby of today, with its GPS glands1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Big Tobacco paid me 15 million scorpion dollars to sting you1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
I'm a mentally ill cokehead who never shuts up too but you don't see me paying taxes about it1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Move over, there's a new type of capitalist in town1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
Gay bodybuilders wrestling naked with me in front of the Gay Agenda committee1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
The impact of yacht party dubstep on trout nightmares in the Hudson River1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Prepare for the stupidest conspiracy theories of your life these next few weeks1mo ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
The Mexican Fear Spider is made of 100% pure fear and exists only as a concept1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
A central hub where users spend Musk points for nutrients1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
I am a horny invincible gambling genius made of cocaine3mo ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Whoops, I seem to have dropped my pro-trans leftist propaganda1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/COMPLETEANARCHY
I charge ukrainians a $4,500 for the free Wifi! My wife a gone!1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/COMPLETEANARCHY
If they live under the sea then explain murchint ships. U can't.10mo ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Big Tobacco paid me 15 million scorpion dollars to sting you1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/oddlyspecific
Time to think in basic mouth-words at the glacial fucking speed of talking11mo ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Getting your ass eaten by the hottest bipolar people on the planet1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Occult vagina devil magic from the dark side of the moon1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
There sure are a lot of clowns sucking each other off in the bushes today11mo ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
I am a very sensitive piece of horse flesh. I shouldn’t be rattled!1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/madmen
Guess all you nocoiners are feeling pretttttty stupid right now1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Or, like, the whole country back to the First Nations? Or no1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
Enjoy your vanilla sex with your bland normie fish woman10mo ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Someone's gotta get to the bottom of the trout nightmares1yr ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/gradschoolmemes
If they live under the sea, then explain murchint ships. U can't.10mo ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
I must not fear weird casting. Weird casting is the mind-killer.1mo ⋅ Different_Captain717 ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter