Retort to the whole You're bad for taking joy in other people losing money criticism.1yr ⋅ drafterman ⋅ r/Buttcoin
An obviously-distraught, broke, and remorseful Sam Bankman-Fried flies back home to his also-totally broke parents' $4M house first class1yr ⋅ ImVeryOffended ⋅ r/Buttcoin
CRO (crypto.com’s ponzicoin) is in freefall. Exchange may go down anytime now.1yr ⋅ CityofGrond ⋅ r/Buttcoin
When you accidentally send your entire life savings to 0xf009ds8727 instead of 0xf009ds6727 after paying 20% in fees1yr ⋅ solanawhale ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Few understand the use of diamonds in this analogy (rather than something that might be easier to destroy in a house fire)1yr ⋅ redditP ⋅ r/Buttcoin
FTX has been hacked. All user funds drained. Heist in progress, watch it live. Best movie ever1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Guys, let's join Mastodon, it's full of crypto-skeptic (I mean sensible people ) out there1yr ⋅ rjolivet ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Happy penis day! Five years ago today, a crypto startup exit scammed and left their website like this.1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Crypto Reporter wonders how anyone possibly could have foreseen a multi-billion dollar fraud unfolding. Um, we got 144K members of this sub1yr ⋅ highonhealium ⋅ r/Buttcoin
2003 Camry has gone up 5.5% in value this year while BTC has crashed 52%. True store of value and inflation hedge right here1yr ⋅ Dirt-Purple ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Something makes me think the EU isn't about to adopt Bitcoin as an official currency1yr ⋅ TrueBirch ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Dear god... we're seeing formations that shouldn't even be possible1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
If Binance goes insolvent or BTC drops below $5k I am gonna cut my hair like Ronaldo and post it here1yr ⋅ sergeimedvedev ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Lead buttcoin dev's key is compromised. FBI WHERE ARE YOU????? HELP!!1yr ⋅ SurgicalInstallment ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Butters suddenly realizing that a decade and a half in, Bitcoin tech barely works and they don't know how to safely store it.1yr ⋅ BinyaminDelta ⋅ r/Buttcoin
PSA: Right clicking and saving an NFT is just like stealing a car apparently1yr ⋅ MauriceM72 ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Selected crypto in divorce asset division and now wants to revisit. Hahahahaha. https://www.ft.com/content/1f41ef8c-ac19-49e2-ad93-56c887d207ac1yr ⋅ financepk ⋅ r/Buttcoin
MFW it's 2049, code is law, and my husband of 27 years dies, but our NFT marriage certificate was stolen so now legally his wife is a 19 year old bangladeshi man who's going to take my house, and a bunch of redditors tell me it's an expensive lesson in keeping your seed phrase secure1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Thank you r/Buttcoin, my new crowning life achievement is being quoted by The Guardian when telling Butters to fuck themselves1yr ⋅ LifeStuffAndThings ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Cripto as an invest asset and as a coin are two opposite, impossible vissions. Yet many criptobros insists on it.1yr ⋅ Ispago8 ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Son, hold on to this monkey jpeg. It's all we were able to bring over from the Old Country. It's your birthright.1yr ⋅ PM-ME-PIERCED-NIPS ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Cryptobro cope remains undefeated. Not even Russians could match this.1yr ⋅ RunAwayWithCRJ ⋅ r/Buttcoin
“In five years a number of banks will not be around because of blockchain technology.” — Joseph DiPaolo, Signature Bank CEO, 20181yr ⋅ dyzo-blue ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Taylor Swift was going to advertise with FTX but refused after realizing it was a scam1yr ⋅ Necessary-Horror2638 ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Saw this today while walking through Wall Street in the Metaverse. Times sure are tough1yr ⋅ asasasasasassin ⋅ r/Buttcoin
My heart goes out to all those affected by the loss of some of the absolute top tier apes4mo ⋅ glowcialist ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Twitter is infested with crypto scams. Never going back after Threads.10mo ⋅ WTD_Ducks21 ⋅ r/Buttcoin
