If this doesn't get me karma, nothing will. Tfw you drink so much milk your body decides to grow extra bones. I'm your king now, worship me.2yr ⋅ ThatGamerJonah ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Farewell, I’ll miss you all. Fractured rib... My unborn baby decided to kick me good morning a little too hard today... he is so grounded when he is born.2yr ⋅ uglyheadink ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Went through 21 years thinking I never broke a bone until an x-ray for a shoulder problem revealed this atrocity, it broke and healed without me knowing, was nice knowing you2yr ⋅ eightgalaxies ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
My (ex)girlfriend broke her collarbone yesterday. Broke up with her today, pathetic.2yr ⋅ Onweersvliegjes ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
My mum recently told me I fractured my skull when I was a baby. I should never have been allowed to join. Goodbye, my milk friends.2yr ⋅ ldybdb ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Broke ny pelvis, got t-boned while driving. Farewell bonerads. I am no longer worthy of this sub.2yr ⋅ noodleconsumer ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Legs got crushed between 2 trucks at work. Smashed my thighs and quads but I remain whole with NO FRACTURES1yr ⋅ Clownbaby64 ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Went 25 years without a broken bone, until someone decided to turn left without yielding. Broke my foot in two places... I'm forced to resign from the club now. Godspeed people.1yr ⋅ Harrisburg5150 ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Life hack: Bring zip bags of powdered milk to the airport since you are not allowed to bring liquids2yr ⋅ mistameeseeks420 ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
I have failed you all. More importantly, I have failed myself. Goodbye3yr ⋅ ItsDemiBlue ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
It was fun being part of the club but all good things must come to an end2yr ⋅ cutoutmyeye ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Pregnant women who haven't broken a bone should be god-tier for this sub.1yr ⋅ bassmanyoowan ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Hit by a car today — demolished his pathetic steel cage with my face and made it home four hours later, bones fully intact.1mo ⋅ science_and_beer ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
I’ve never broken a bone but I’m about to have my femur removed because of cancer. Am I still in the club?1yr ⋅ -ohohohitsmagic- ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Us when somebody says goodbye to the subreddit after breaking a bone.2yr ⋅ Ihatelordtuts ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
My friends and family don't understand my love for all things dairy, but I know you will2yr ⋅ tydubs96 ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
This is my arm. It is full of bones that have never been broken, as is the rest of my body. I was not in an accident and did not have a close call. Have a nice day.2mo ⋅ pattywagon95 ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Brethren, I have found my local religious center. All praise be unto stronk bones.2yr ⋅ LiterallyHonest ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
My two year old sister broke her tibia last month, don't be fooled by her cuteness, she's weak and doesn't deserve to be in my lineage2yr ⋅ TheChokeMaster ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
High calcium challenge... Knocked of bike by a Nissan Patrol it then runs over both your legs...BUT no bones broken2yr ⋅ d1x1e1a ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
My poor two year old baby girl will never be able to join this sub.9mo ⋅ Happyman05 ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Didn't drink enough milk before my soccer game apparently. I am now one with the bitches.2yr ⋅ BootyFista ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
shamefully announcing my leave with 2 broken feet and fractures in my wrist, sternum and spine, it’s been nice gang 💜11mo ⋅ witchhy ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
When your bones are so superior they can transform into a scorpion at will2yr ⋅ AffirmativeSZ ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
I found out my father scrolls this sub even tho he got his arm shattered in an off-roading accident. I know you see this dad. You are not welcome here.1mo ⋅ chipalmon ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
So I’ve never broken a bone on accident, however I had amputation surgery last year so technically I lost a bone. Does it count?2mo ⋅ Cyborg_Individual ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
After years of being bullied by friends and coworkers for my love of milk, I painted a homage to my favorite beverage2yr ⋅ Renny-or-not ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Sim started limping a few days ago so I was afraid she broke her wrist. Turns out its just a sprain and she's still going stronk!2yr ⋅ need2pet ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Don’t know why these parasites need to make such a song and dance of it. Break a bone and you’re out, it’s pretty simple.5mo ⋅ Inqeuet ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Can A Brain Cancer Survivor Join? They cut open my skull but I never broke a bone otherwise3mo ⋅ Sudden_Bet210 ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Run over by a bus at age 13, foot got completely shredded under the tire, didn’t break anything and the docs said it was a miracle (this is me at my graduation mocking my mortal enemy)3yr ⋅ briew8 ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Like diamonds, the only thing that could break my bones were my other bones. Compression fracture in my spine.2yr ⋅ TacoBelly311 ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Just the x Ray from my arm. She’s definitely broke hey. Be safe out there.2yr ⋅ OneTonnePanda ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Well it finally happened. Fell down some stairs and.. JK lol Just carpal tunnel guys. Means basically my bones are so strong my nerves can’t handle it and get crushed just by being so close to them. Go drink some milk and feed your bones.1yr ⋅ MysticSmear ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Unfortunately, I did not pass down my superior bone strength to my 6 year old.10mo ⋅ sassypeachcheeks ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
