If this doesn't get me karma, nothing will. Tfw you drink so much milk your body decides to grow extra bones. I'm your king now, worship me.1yr ⋅ ThatGamerJonah ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Farewell, I’ll miss you all. Fractured rib... My unborn baby decided to kick me good morning a little too hard today... he is so grounded when he is born.1yr ⋅ uglyheadink ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Went through 21 years thinking I never broke a bone until an x-ray for a shoulder problem revealed this atrocity, it broke and healed without me knowing, was nice knowing you1yr ⋅ eightgalaxies ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
My (ex)girlfriend broke her collarbone yesterday. Broke up with her today, pathetic.1yr ⋅ Onweersvliegjes ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
My mum recently told me I fractured my skull when I was a baby. I should never have been allowed to join. Goodbye, my milk friends.1yr ⋅ ldybdb ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Legs got crushed between 2 trucks at work. Smashed my thighs and quads but I remain whole with NO FRACTURES6mo ⋅ Clownbaby64 ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Broke ny pelvis, got t-boned while driving. Farewell bonerads. I am no longer worthy of this sub.1yr ⋅ noodleconsumer ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Went 25 years without a broken bone, until someone decided to turn left without yielding. Broke my foot in two places... I'm forced to resign from the club now. Godspeed people.2mo ⋅ Harrisburg5150 ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Life hack: Bring zip bags of powdered milk to the airport since you are not allowed to bring liquids1yr ⋅ mistameeseeks420 ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
It was fun being part of the club but all good things must come to an end1yr ⋅ cutoutmyeye ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
I have failed you all. More importantly, I have failed myself. Goodbye1yr ⋅ ItsDemiBlue ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
I’ve never broken a bone but I’m about to have my femur removed because of cancer. Am I still in the club?6mo ⋅ -ohohohitsmagic- ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Us when somebody says goodbye to the subreddit after breaking a bone.1yr ⋅ Ihatelordtuts ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Respect for our fallen comrade, decided to go out strong with 207 bones, not 206.1yr ⋅ Just_Tryna_Relate ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Brethren, I have found my local religious center. All praise be unto stronk bones.9mo ⋅ LiterallyHonest ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
My friends and family don't understand my love for all things dairy, but I know you will11mo ⋅ tydubs96 ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
My two year old sister broke her tibia last month, don't be fooled by her cuteness, she's weak and doesn't deserve to be in my lineage1yr ⋅ TheChokeMaster ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Didn't drink enough milk before my soccer game apparently. I am now one with the bitches.1yr ⋅ BootyFista ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
High calcium challenge... Knocked of bike by a Nissan Patrol it then runs over both your legs...BUT no bones broken1yr ⋅ d1x1e1a ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
When your bones are so superior they can transform into a scorpion at will11mo ⋅ AffirmativeSZ ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
After years of being bullied by friends and coworkers for my love of milk, I painted a homage to my favorite beverage1yr ⋅ Renny-or-not ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Sim started limping a few days ago so I was afraid she broke her wrist. Turns out its just a sprain and she's still going stronk!1yr ⋅ need2pet ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Like diamonds, the only thing that could break my bones were my other bones. Compression fracture in my spine.1yr ⋅ TacoBelly311 ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Run over by a bus at age 13, foot got completely shredded under the tire, didn’t break anything and the docs said it was a miracle (this is me at my graduation mocking my mortal enemy)1yr ⋅ briew8 ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Just the x Ray from my arm. She’s definitely broke hey. Be safe out there.1yr ⋅ OneTonnePanda ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Leg bone so strong they nerfed it. (Osteosarcoma back in 2015. I'm all good now)5mo ⋅ fsalyak ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
False alarm motherfuckers!! They had said there might be a fracture, but after looking everything over, they said it's just a bad sprain! CAN'T BREAK THESE BONES!11mo ⋅ FlumpMC ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
I thought I was going to have to leave this sub but it turns out my bones are stronger than the window I closed on them.1yr ⋅ MichiiBee ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
My nephew isn't even 1.5 yrs old and he's already out of the club. I'm considering calling CPS on my sister for not feeding him enough milk11mo ⋅ strykerx ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Hit by a car on my bike, broken bike, broken glasses, got 600 euros but no broken bones baby!1yr ⋅ SylverCrow ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Can we get some love for my great Gramps he is 98 years of age and has never broken a bone in his life. His leg bones are so strong he can still walk upright without a walking cane.1yr ⋅ KiroUzoto ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
At the hospital right now, a car ran over my finger... Goodbye my precious subreddit!2yr ⋅ Card7070 ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
I brought my cat to the vet because she had some strange bulge in her side. I was concerned maybe she’d broken a bone and I’d have to punish her but it turned out she had GROWN ONE EXTRA RIB. A very proud owner I awarded her with some milk.1yr ⋅ Vicvince ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
The doctor said it was one of the smallest fractures he'd ever seen. The emergency doctors weren't even sure if it was fractured. Nevertheless, it's a broken bone. Adieu my strong boned friends. I was too weak to be a part of your club.6mo ⋅ NotSymmetra ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
Well guys, after a long time on this sub I hate to break it to you but SIKE WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? A WEAK BONED PERSON? I’VE ONLY SPRAINED IT1yr ⋅ NetNett ⋅ r/Neverbrokeabone
