Poor choice in carpet for steps.
My wife and I went to Disney World. Also, the kids came.
My wife in a traditional German dirndl, a German beer, and our German shepherd.
Pam and Krieger.
How my better 2/3 packs my sandwich for work.
Went to a costume party dressed as Goose... Met my Maverick there. (We didn't know each other.)
The Old Spice Man says hi to reddit.
She went beyond painting the calipers.
Tough for a guy who watches at work or late at night.
So...where is the waiter going?
My backyard early this morning.
My vote for the setting for the next Assassin's Creed.
Old me is clearly jealous of new me...
Reddit, drove 15+ hours to go through the Florida Keys for the first time. Last night... this was my view.
Clearly full of shit.
Nerf Bow 'N' Arrow
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
Too much explaining going on...
C/S: Misfiring from right side, potential for injury.
Cultural preservation and heritage.
Guy I work with loves his signature and gets his name embroidered on all of his shirt sleeves. Posted this on Facebook today... Took it to the next level.
I see you.
My iPhone boxes.
Part of a balanced Walt Disney World breakfast
Dapple dachshund puppy sleeping.
Happens with more and more photos...
So... Do I just remove him from my friends list then?
He claims strangers approach him often.
Graduated, got a good job, single, and have 0 kids... Fuck Yeah.
From 270 a year ago to 207 today! (6'1)
Getting out of endomorph mode. (Shirtless pics as requested)
Who else is ready for Game of Thrones?
TIL This is TWO servings...
She went beyond painting the calipers. (X-Post from r/justrolledintotheshop)
That's a nice t-shirt...
3 lanes. Same speed.
They aren't getting new tires while they are here.
Drove in like this.
Made my first batch of butterbeer for my girlfriend and her three girls.
Time's Steve Jobs book Photo spread.
\nI call it the Everything Went Better Than Expected filter.
ITAP of my girlfriend's family 28 years after someone else did.
Inexpensive car modifications.
My backyard early this morning. [1200 x 545]
Fall update: Cable management and fresh lighting.
The actual ML used in the movie.
12 weeks and her ears are poppin' up!
My mom at Epcot in 1982.
Girlfriends new personal trainer...
Lambo doors on a Hyundai Accent.
The timeless bark of seduction...
Which tie should I wear with this seersucker suit?
S65 AMG Coupe
Finishing my basement to have my own escape.
Heidi turns 6 months old today!
What the hell is this?
270 lbs to 215 lbs (1 Year later)
Owner of convenient store at Highland and Gough just found dead.
I switched my household of a wife and three daughters to the three seashells. They don't even know how to use them!
Part of a balanced breakfast?
How my better 2/3 packs my lunch for work.
Breakfast at Epcot gets you in the park before the crowds.
I own the tie Will Ferrell wears in the movie The Other Guys.
Perfect place to spend an evening that's below freezing outside.