My vegetarian wife is out of town so I had steak and egg for breakfast, goddamn it.

Aug 2015 ⋅ ⋅

Are you here to pick up the Mystery Machine? Don't be absurd, I drive the whale.

Jul 2015 ⋅

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The only thing that can beat me is a queen.

Apr 2015 ⋅

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This guy just printed out a headlight.

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Welp, that was a waste of money.

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Worse than an ice cube down your shirt.

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Incredible engineering

Apr 2015 ⋅

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These trees have only partially rendered.

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Crushing hard on the girl across the street.

Apr 2015 ⋅

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TIL Dracula lives in Pennsylvania

Apr 2015 ⋅

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My wife met this fuzzy nose-licker in the Himalayas.

Nov 2014 ⋅

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Bet U can't touch this sign.

Apr 2015 ⋅

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This must be where line-painters practice.

Jun 2015 ⋅

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A nearby tiger conservatory has a new addition.

Mar 2015 ⋅

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Baby highland cow

Oct 2014 ⋅

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And no one was there to witness this miracle.

Apr 2015 ⋅

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I hate when people take the best parking space.

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Shop owners in St. Louis protecting their store from rioters.

Aug 2014 ⋅

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There are two cats in this photo.

Aug 2015 ⋅

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Halfpipe under the Arch.

Mar 2015 ⋅

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When moms don't know how to take screenshots.

Apr 2015 ⋅

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It's my dumpster now.

Aug 2014 ⋅

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To the person behind me honking while I wait for pedestrians to cross at a stop sign.

Aug 2014 ⋅

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1916 flyer in support of segregation.

Aug 2015 ⋅

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Just let me dip my cookie, life. Give me that one thing.

Mar 2015 ⋅

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Down the street from a Five Guys.

Aug 2015 ⋅

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My wife recently went to Nepal and took hundreds of photos. This one is my favorite.

Nov 2014 ⋅

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Shell tacos

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Istanbul is filled with stray cats. This guy was the nicest.

Apr 2015 ⋅

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After seeing the devastation from overnight riots in St. Louis

Aug 2014 ⋅

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Pre-mixed paint

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Polly can see you.

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Future werewolves Second Life erotica.

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Fox scritches

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Riding a bike up a tree.

Aug 2014 ⋅

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Why would you ever open this drawer?

Mar 2015 ⋅

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An inspiring and patriotic picture I took of two things together that mean something meaningful.

Nov 2014 ⋅

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Deepthroat

Apr 2015 ⋅

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After I learned an anonymous bidder spent $5m on Marilyn Monroe's famous white dress

Sep 2014 ⋅

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Flaming an orange

Sep 2014 ⋅

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The Blue Mosque, Istanbul

Apr 2015 ⋅

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It's all about perspective.

Oct 2014 ⋅

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Accents can be hard to place

Aug 2014 ⋅

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Jul 2015 ⋅

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My friend is a coffee roaster and RZA came in and sampled his wares.

Oct 2014 ⋅

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Stereoscope from the 1904 World's Fair in St. Louis

Feb 2015 ⋅

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A man, three dachshunds and a lion walk into a bar...

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Please let this be a typo.

Apr 2015 ⋅

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Garbage left on Mt. Everest by climbers

Mar 2015 ⋅

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The good news is we found him. As for the bad news...

Apr 2015 ⋅

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