He doesn't sit like a normal dog
A Christian man avoids unwanted pregnancies
MRW I'm watching 'Say Yes To The Dress', & the bride has an unlimited budget
Got the perfect opportunity to troll on OkC
Apparently this girl's backpack is a person
My friend left her XL dildo out in plain view
I can't be the only one that does this
Going into Sephora after depositing Christmas cheques
My friend got a hold of my phone and (jokingly) put on FB that we were in a relationship. His mother sent this to me when she saw the post.
Imagine if they actually got their way for this website
MRW I'm at a bar with friends and a random guy decides to come up to me to let me know he's a shower and a grower
[MEME]This came up in her AMA. Its not much, but I'll take it
MRW I (21) asked my mum what she wanted for her 50th bday (today) & her exact words were a husband for you and grandkids for me. Soon.
Today I took a nap that lasted 11 am to 5:30 pm
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
Easily the best moment of S6
MRW I learned my dorm is in the free delivery zone of my favorite Chinese restaurant
This scene from the new Sherlock episode made me all hot for Benedict Cumberbatch (spoilers)
Realized this about Mark Sheppard
A few months ago, I dated a guy for a few weeks, only to learn that he he had told everyone (except me!) he was in love with his roommate. Luckily, I didn't sleep with him. MR this morning when I heard he has chlamydia.
M(literal)RW a guy in my class says that Harry Potter is stupid and pointless
HIFW I get to campus, only to learn that the prof sent an email cancelling class ten minutes after I left my apartment
HIFW I get to a friend's party and people are already waaaay past drunk-to the point of being sick and passing out
Leaving the house when I'm on my period
Jensen Ackley posted this to his FB
At three people everyday tell me I look tired
MRW I wake up after a night of great sex to find bruises on my boobs
Went to the gym for the first time in over a year. MRW I got home and remembered I had to walk up four flights of stairs to get to my apartment
Its quite a big problem
Idris Elba is so damn fine!
Had to take my friend to the hospital yesterday and spotted a familiar face on the wall
When one of my posts has a bunch of negative comments, but it has gotten 1200+ karma
MFW I saw one of my posts made it to the front page of /r/all
Boobs (x-post /r/tumblr)
When I leave my friends to go see my boyfriend
It looks like Champion was in the Scranton shelter before he was moved to Pawnee
My mother last week. She's my role model
BrushyBrushy for birb
I haven't had a full meal in over a week due to sickness, school and a lack of money. MRW my uncle took me out for dinner then took me food shopping
I'm filling out a scholarship application & it's asking for a 'paragraph of my athletic activities'
Sitting on the bus with a stomach ache the need to go #2, when it suddenly all disappears
What I try to tell myself every time I go grocery shopping
Aaron Taylor-Johnson is in talks to play Quicksilver in Avengers 2! He's got my vote!
But we all know there is no way in hell it will go back to that
Either guys in my town have low stndards or I just look that good!
I did it!!! I've collected all cats in Neko Atsume!!
HIFW a guy in my class told me that cramps aren't real. That they're 'a figment of your imagination'
Came across this on the snapchat for the Toledo Zoo
MRW I wake up & find my Reddit is feed full of posts from LadyBoners, FMN & LadyBonersGoneCuddly
Found this in an AskReddit thread. Thought you'd all get a kick out of it (Link in comments)
My mother just posted a little side comment on my FB about grandkids
My friend is bi and she has impossibly high standards. MRW we made out and she told everyone that I'm the best out of everyone she has kissed.
This little man waltzed onto my parent's property last week. They agreed to keep him and my brother gave him the name Mr Boots
I feel like every woman needs one of these for moonsickness
Jennifer Lawrence is one of us
Found this in /r/DoctorWhumour. I think it fits here, too
So now I'm sitting here with my hunger & laziness battling each other
Sitting Burger King doing final projects when a guy walks up to me and proceeds to tell me that I'd look much prettier if I put on make and put an effort into my clothing
There is a group of hot construction workers right outside the living room window. I know how my day will be going
I know he was a small, one-time character, but does anyone else miss Billy Shipton?
From the Community FB page- Rejected Candy Hearts
MR this morning when I remembered I made jell-o last night
MFW I learned my ex's new girlfriend is abstinent
He's so tired, he doesn't give a fuck that I put it on his head
MRW the guy I like tells me that when he adopts a dog, it'll be the one that has been at the shelter the longest
MRW a guy sends a Tinder message saying I '...rock the sexy librarian look'
I can't help but think this when I see these Axe commercials.
Molly Ringwald, 1985